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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I miss JareBear: Remastered

 

[Tesseract]

During actually.

It was HOT AF.

how many seconds did you last

 

[Nikana]

how many seconds did you last

I lost count.

 

[Tesseract]

I lost count.

19 seconds

allow me to help you -->

 

[Nikana]

19 seconds

allow me to help you -->

Ohhh seconds. Thought you said...chicken wings.

 

[Tesseract]

Ohhh seconds. Thought you said...chicken wings.

i wrote seconds

we'll work on your memory at another time

 

[Rentahamster]

Ohhh seconds. Thought you said...chicken wings.

If you take enough drugs, they're basically the same thing.

 

[Nikana]

i wrote seconds

we'll work on your memory at another time

As long as there's pizza involved im in.

 

[Nikana]

If you take enough drugs, they're basically the same thing.

Like aspirin?

 

[Tesseract]

As long as there's pizza involved im in.

no pizza but there's plenty of april o'neil

wait ...

 

[Rentahamster]

Like aspirin?

Only in 5,000,000 milligram doses. And only suppositorally.

 

[mekes]

Since there's no tit pics, here's a picture of OP

 

[Prison Mike]

I miss JareBear: Remastered

Where is he brother.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

REE Machine

According to this, you're in the clear. Tell your wife you're doing it for God.

Wicked Bible - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Thou shalt commit adultery.

 

[Chittagong]

 

[REE Machine]

Ugh at their house and she wearing a really tight black tank and keeps leaning over....

 

[Cunth]

Can I fuck her?

 

[888]

Almost D's aren't massive. This is the crack in your lie of a post!

Not married and hasnt been in a relationship for atleast 4 years, so she begging for a smash. Shes even told
Me before that she wants a mushroom tip in her sugar walls and misses sex. Also my wife and her and very close, im not going to act on it but even if I did I know I wouldnt get away with it either.

Smash? Really? Mushroom Tip??? Sugar Walls???!? OP is 15 confirmed!

 

[REE Machine]

Almost D's aren't massive. This is the crack in your lie of a post!




Smash? Really? Mushroom Tip??? Sugar Walls???!? OP is 15 confirmed!

Guess the hodge twins are 15 as well

 

[SafeOrAlone]

One of my best friends girlfriends always does this sort of thing when she is drunk. Nudge my hand towards her breasts or swipes her hand past my crotch.
Honestly, I do find it fascinating though uncomfortable.

 

[Nikana]

Ugh at their house and she wearing a really tight black tank and keeps leaning over....

Still calling BS.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Ugh at their house and she wearing a really tight black tank and keeps leaning over....

Post some pics of her but blur her face. It will better help us decide what to advice you on

 

[Nikana]

I can't be the only one expecting this to turn into a Jerry Springer thread.

In a week this will be, so I banged her. Then in two. My wife found out.

 

[Draper]

Certainly rings of neogaf fanfic

"So then I let her try out my PlayStation VR"

 

[REE Machine]

I can't be the only one expecting this to turn into a Jerry Springer thread.

In a week this will be, so I banged her. Then in two. My wife found out.

Yea nah fam i may be horny but i aint going to ruin my marriage or the relationship with my daughter for some horn fuckn.

 

[Cunth]

Certainly rings of neogaf fanfic

"So then I let her try out my PlayStation VR"

She just happens to like video games, have big tits, no boyfriend, is horny as hell, likes nerdy guys, talks about wanting dicks in her pussy all the time. Not unusual.

 

[REE Machine]

Certainly rings of neogaf fanfic

"So then I let her try out my PlayStation VR"

Not mine its my brother in laws

 

[REE Machine]

She just happens to like video games, have big tits, no boyfriend, is horny as hell, likes nerdy guys, talks about wanting dicks in her pussy all the time. Not unusual.

So because i play games im a nerd? Im an athletic guy first and foremost and gaming is a side hobby i do at night. Not everyone looks like you Val "i have no career" kilmer

 

[Breakage]

fantasist
/ˈfantəsɪst/

noun

1. a person who imagines or dreams about something desired.
   "a serial liar and fantasist who had boasted of many affairs"

 

[MaestroMike]

Do u have a brother or a cousin that's single ??? Hook both em up and let them smash problem solved

 

[Tesseract]

this kind of behavior is unbecoming of a respectable citizen

remember the cardinal rule -->

stark in the streets, wildling in the sheets

patch notes, freak changed to wildling

continuity maintained, please continue

 

[Nikana]

Yea nah fam i may be horny but i aint going to ruin my marriage or the relationship with my daughter for some horn fuckn.

Yet you keep talking about her chest and basically how bad you want to bang her.

Yeah...sure...

 

[davepoobond]

This is the fakest god damn story ever.

was it the accidental nipple rubbing that gave it away

 

[Nikana]

was it the accidental nipple rubbing that gave it away

No. It's OP trying to say he's had sex when we all know everyone on neogaf is a virgin.

 

[davepoobond]

No. It's OP trying to say he's had sex when we all know everyone on neogaf is a virgin.

fuck, you're not supposed to say that shit outright bro, you revealed everyone's secret

 

[ExpandKong]

So because i play games im a nerd? Im an athletic guy first and foremost and gaming is a side hobby i do at night. Not everyone looks like you Val "i have no career" kilmer

Dear GAF I'm a fit athletic guy who happens to play games sometimes and my extremely hot wife's slightly even hotter sister with big tits won't stop talking about needing some dick while she accidentally rubs my hands on her nipples G U L P

 

[Tesseract]

dump a bag of sour skittles on the floor and riverdance on the sour skittles like an animal

~ jack nicholson, 1431

 

[Nikana]

fuck, you're not supposed to say that shit outright bro, you revealed everyone's secret

Worst kept secret since the PSP Go.

 

[REE Machine]

Do u have a brother or a cousin that's single ??? Hook both em up and let them smash problem solved

Brother already married and my cousin is a deadbeat. My sister in law is a lawyer that has her own firm, she dont want no scrub.

 

[Draper]

God I love sour skittles

 

[REE Machine]

Yet you keep talking about her chest and basically how bad you want to bang her.

Yeah...sure...

Having a fantasy is way different than acting on it. Thats like saying someone is a murderer because they had a heated moment and said they wana kill someone.

 

[Durask]

Would not advise cheating on your wife.

Would advise investigating ways to turn this into a threesome.

Succeed where us other gamers could not, fellow GAF member.

Yes, agree. Either go legit threesome or not at all.

 

[Nikana]

Having a fantasy is way different than acting on it. Thats like saying someone is a murderer because they had a heated moment and said they wana kill someone.

OP is a murderer confirmed.

 

[REE Machine]

No. It's OP trying to say he's had sex when we all know everyone on neogaf is a virgin.

And has 9 inch cocks too apparently.

 

[REE Machine]

Yes, agree. Either go legit threesome or not at all.

Aint not way a threesome is happening, wife would never agree to something like that, honestly and nor would I want it.

 

[Nikana]

And has 9 inch cocks too apparently.

OP has a tiny dick confirmed. Also American because he didn't say 16 CM Dicks.

 

[REE Machine]

OP has a tiny dick confirmed. Also American because he didn't say 16 CM Dicks.

Canadian here eh.

 

[Nikana]

Canadian here eh.

Ok now we know you're full of shit.

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

Why not both

 

[darkangel-212559]

Definitely propose a threeesome to your wife and sister in law. In no way will that ever ruin your marriage ever.