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Funny Alone in the Dark review- Uwe Boll strikes again!

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As for his boner for Paul WS Anderson, I really don't know what that's all about. I could understand Paul WS Anderson loving Boll, just as a plain looking man loves his ugly friend or a chubby girl would love their 550 pound friend. Next to Boll, Anderson looks like a genius, a master of the genre. If you somehow catch yourself viewing ALONE IN THE DARK, which I DO NOT ADVISE, you'll think someone slipped a copy of RESIDENT EVIL onto the screen at the end. I shit you not, the movie ends with Tara and Christian walking around an empty city, with crashed cars and no people. Throw in an amazingly shitty EVIL DEAD ending rip-off instead of a Milla racking a shotgun and you can imagine what bullshit this is.

:lol
 
What's everyone's problem with Uwe Boll? I didn't think House of the Dead was THAT bad a movie. Not bad at all in fact. It was nothing special, but enjoyable to watch. I'd see his other movies if they seemed mildly interesting in previews/trailers and such.
 

bitwise

Banned
Biglesworth23 said:
What's everyone's problem with Uwe Boll? I didn't think House of the Dead was THAT bad a movie. Not bad at all in fact. It was nothing special, but enjoyable to watch. I'd see his other movies if they seemed mildly interesting in previews/trailers and such.

haha really? ive never seen someone say they liked it before. :)
 

Oni Jazar

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Biglesworth23 said:
What's everyone's problem with Uwe Boll? I didn't think House of the Dead was THAT bad a movie. Not bad at all in fact. It was nothing special, but enjoyable to watch. I'd see his other movies if they seemed mildly interesting in previews/trailers and such.

You didn't see the extended trailer for alone in the dark. *shudder*
 
Oni Jazar said:
You didn't see the extended trailer for alone in the dark. *shudder*

Nope, I have not. ;) I'm not saying the man's great.. but he's far from terrible. He didn't make Full Frontal (goddamn terrible movie) or.. uhh.. hmm.. well that's the only absolutely terrible movie I can think of right now..


On a better note, I saw the Punisher last night and enjoyed that as well. Quite a bit better than I thought it would be.
 
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