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[Twilight Gap]

 

[makingmusic476]

Took me a sec to get the EightBitNate reference, but once I did... :lol

 

[Ecliptor]

Yes! I said Florida before clicking.

 

[Aeriscloud]

Yeah, but was he using his thumbs?

 

[BadHand]

Yeah, but was he using his thumbs?

I clicked page 2, praying nobody else had though of this joke.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

omg hahahaha

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

The legacy lives on

lmao

 

[Anion]

Someone needs to photoship the girl from this pic below riding shotgun

 

[Magwik]

 

[……forgetit]

I laughed so hard I started crying.

 

[Dusk Soldier]

What does GAF stand for again?

 

[ffdgh]

What does GAF stand for again?

Germany, Australia, Florida.

 

[RustyNails]

Winner!

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Yeah, but was he using his thumbs?

10/10

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Truckers have told me they see all sorts of stuff like that, surprisingly often. Women too.

Honestly, most are truckers doing the craziness.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

What does GAF stand for again?

Generally Always Florida

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Generally Always Florida

10/10

 

[EightBitNate]

ok this is a good one

 

[akira28]

Honestly, most are truckers doing the craziness.

well...they are looking down at the women. I didn't ask, but I did assume.

 

[doctorcdcs]

ok this is a good one

Ah, at least you have your sense of humor still

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Generally Always Florida

lol

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Truckers have told me they see all sorts of stuff like that, surprisingly often. Women too.

Did they tell you any other stories?

 

[Sub_Level]

lol!

 

[speculawyer]

Winner!

What game is this?

 

[RustyNails]

Honestly, most are truckers doing the craziness.

I was reading this reddit thread where truckers were sharing their experiences while on duty. One of them said that we will be shocked if we knew how many people jerk off while driving: on their way to work during morning commute, evening rush, etc. It's somewhat of a thing.

What game is this?

Bridge Constructor!

 

[Jigolo]

Went to the same high school as him

this is hilarious

 

[zeemumu]

Must've been a stickshift.

 

[Anion]

What game is this?

Reverse search got me "bridge constructor bridge 3"

Must've been a stickshift.

Lol, but seriously that would be one dirty stick

 

[Dorimukyasuto]

speaking of masturbation, i'm pretty sure i overheard a guy jerking off in a bathroom stall at my university

There's a kid at my university who jerks off in the same bathroom at the same time every Monday. I keep forgetting and then I go to piss before class and you can see through the cracks of the stall that he's jackin it. He also chooses to do this in the first stall which is right in your face when you walk into the bathroom.

The kids a fuckin weirdo.

Also, one time some kid was jackin' it at the urinal next to me. I was there pissing and he walked up to the urinal next to me. He kept looking my way too.

That's why people are homophobes. They're afraid of big bald hispanic guys jackin off in the urinals next to them while they're just trying to take a piss and make it to English 801 on time. But nope. Have to get scared for life.

 

[zeemumu]

Lol, but seriously that would be one dirty stick

Hey, ya gotta shift gears when things get fast and furious

 

[RustyNails]

There's a kid at my university who jerks off in the same bathroom at the same time every Monday. I keep forgetting and then I go to piss before class and you can see through the cracks of the stall that he's jackin it. He also chooses to do this in the first stall which is right in your face when you walk into the bathroom.

The kids a fuckin weirdo.

Also, one time some kid was jackin' it at the urinal next to me. I was there pissing and he walked up to the urinal next to me. He kept looking my way too.

Seriously though, report that kid. He's a mass murderer in waiting.

 

[Dusk Soldier]

Generally Always Florida

Was gonna say, I knew the F stood for Florida, but couldn't remember the other two countries. lol.

 

[Anion]

Hey, ya gotta shift gears when things get fast and furious

Just wait till the V

Spoiler

tec

kicks in man, ah dat roar

 

[Tcbys]

Dang it Bobby

 

[MrToughPants]

Fuck I had to jerk myself off while driving a few times, but not naked. Lazy ass ex would give me hand jobs but could never finish because her wrists got tired and she would never use her mouth, so naturally I finished myself off... : /

 

[Tcbys]

Oh god the green lines killed me

I dont get it.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

i don't get it, someone please explain.

 

[Anion]

I dont get it.

i don't get it, someone please explain.

huehuehue

 

[demon]

I dont get it.

green is noises

 

[akira28]

Did they tell you any other stories?

yep. truckers can be some characters. Rather enterprising businessmen too...

 

[RatskyWatsky]

yep. truckers can be some characters. Rather enterprising businessmen too...

Share with us, won't you?

 

[acrid]

Unsubstantiated reports say that the cops heard "Beat it" playing on loop in his car.

 

[akira28]

Share with us, won't you?

I won't be too specific, but just things like women taking off their tops and flashing at them. Tons of people using drugs, giving bjs, etc. Or people road raging in their cars fucking with them, then they get on the CB and another trucker gives them a hand, so to speak.

 

[Zee-Row]

He was trying to beat more than traffic

 

[BinaryPork2737]

I can't stop laughing

 

[Thursday War]

it wusnt me dis taim

are you sure?

 

[terrisus]

Was gonna say, I knew the F stood for Florida, but couldn't remember the other two countries. lol.

Florida is its own country now?
Ah, it's probably for the best.

Fuck I had to jerk myself off while driving a few times, but not naked. Lazy ass ex would give me hand jobs but could never finish because her wrists got tired and she would never use her mouth, so naturally I finished myself off... : /

MrToughPants

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I won't be too specific, but just things like women taking off their tops and flashing at them. Tons of people using drugs, giving bjs, etc. Or people road raging in their cars fucking with them, then they get on the CB and another trucker gives them a hand, so to speak.

Sounds exciting! I kind of want to be a truck driver now.

 

[BPoole]

It's always Florida

 

[zeemumu]

"Sir you might want to check your tire flaps. They sound like they're slapping against your truck in 10 second intervals."