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[RustyNails]

Fuck I had to jerk myself off while driving a few times, but not naked. Lazy ass ex would give me hand jobs but could never finish because her wrists got tired and she would never use her mouth, so naturally I finished myself off... : /

 

[akira28]

Sounds exciting! I kind of want to be a truck driver now.

Some good and some bad. Lots of people you carry freight for trying to screw you, unless you're an owner/operator. You can have girlfriends all over the country, lots of time to party, but it's also hard work.

 

[playingwithfire]

huehuehue

Thank you for bringing this thread to my attention. Oh my god.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Some good and some bad. Lots of people you carry freight for trying to screw you, unless you're an owner/operator. You can have girlfriends all over the country, lots of time to party, but it's also hard work.

Seeing people masturbate in their cars isn't worth all that hard work and general unpleasantness, methinks.

 

[RoKKeR]

The gift that just keeps on giving.

God damn.

Also noticed the RustyNails tag, can't stop laughing thinking about the title changes in that thread. Pretty sure some of that was my fault... GAF is too much.

 

[MrToughPants]

Even better is she had to take the wheel while I had to work my shit...

 

[Demon Ice]

Loooooooooooooool

 

[DarkFlow]

I saw this once when we went to Disneyland on our 8th grade Graduation trip. Looked out the window from the bus, and saw some dude going to town in his little Nissan truck.

 

[Spinluck]

this is good stuff.

 

[RobbieNick]

LMAO here

 

[Enron]

There was an old Conan O'Brien skit about this very thing.

 

[Kozak]

I've made my girlfriend cum while driving lol.

Good times.

 

[MrCookiepants]

I can tell you this is definitely a thing. I watch way too much porn

 

[mjontrix]

"Jerked off in my university bathroom, I think someone heard me. How do I tell her how I feel?"

Pls respond.

 

[theprodigy]

Generally Always Florida

probably more accurate as of late

 

[daniels]

He is living the life

 

[RyougaSaotome]

The Spiderman truck took this thread to the next level.

That will never stop being funny.

 

[IHaveIce]

I guessed Germany. A 150mph danger wank on the autobahn actually sounds fun.

Still, good to see a Florida story where no one died or was scarred for life.

Nah I think it is allowed to wank in your own car here in germany

 

[lenovox1]

Florida Man Driving While Masturbating: Cory Evans Arrested On Indecent Exposure Charges

Was he cruising? He does know the whole truck driver thing is mostly a myth and a fantasy, right?

 

[CaptainSlow]

What a dumbass. During my student teaching I had to drive an hour drive home through rural Wisconsin. Almost every day on the way home I would pass the time by masturbating. Difference is I covered myself up when the rare car would pass me.

 

[striferser]

Well, hand on the wheel, the other on the stick. eyes on the road

DAAAAMN!

 

[Deleted member 102362]

Generally Always Florida

At this point, do we even need the G and the A?

 

[Twilight Gap]

omg

 

[Dilly]

I thought Americans didn't drive stick.

 

[Chariot]

G/A/F isn't fun anymore, everything is happening in Florida