GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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I'm a bleeding heart liberal that always complains about racist bigots. But working in IT has made me horribly racist against Indians. I have worked with over a hundred Indians easily but I would probably only hire 3, at most 5, of those I worked with if I were to start my own company. I just find them usually under qualified and even though they usually have really advanced degrees I find they lack in the "critical thinking" area. If you tell them exactly what to do and how to do it it's fine. But giving them a problem to solve usually ends in disaster.

What's worse is that I make hiring decisions and if I've been put in a situation where I have to pick between an Indian candidate and a non-Indian candidate I will almost always go with the non-Indian.

I feel terrible about this, especially as I have a few Indian friends that would be really offended if they found out.
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Having worked in IT I think I'll just keep my mouth shut. But I will say I don't know how you do it, there are a lot of Indians in our field.
 
Jason Raize '75 - '04 said:
We should do another Real Pic month. How about one for June?
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ronito said:
need new fap material?
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ronito said:
Having worked in IT I think I'll just keep my mouth shut. But I will say I don't know how you do it, there are a lot of Indians in our field.
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Critical and abstract thinking skills are not something that is generally encouraged in Asia. Although I find Indians are probably way better at having these skills than the average person from South East Asia (Thailand, Philippines, etc)
 
I feel my ears burn everytime my named is mentioned here :P

Oh, and Leeness too bad you live in Canadia. ;)

Alas, my real admirer hasn't come forward yet. I'm a patient man whoever you are!
 
SexyNerd said:
I feel my ears burn everytime my named is mentioned here :P

Oh, and Leeness too bad you live in Canadia. ;)

Alas, my real admirer hasn't come forward yet. I'm a patient man whoever you are!
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I declare myself your biggest admirer after checking out the "Post New Pics of Yourself 2012" Thread.


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A confessional:

I created a fake Facebook account so I could check out the profiles of people I know who I'm not actually friends with in real life. I didn't steal anyone's identity - I just made up a fictional guy with a very common first and last name and put up some small pics I got off the internet. The pics are small enough that you can't really identify any faces.

So far, I've got 84 friends. The best part is seeing the summer bikini pics of the college girls. It's creepy, but harmless. I know I'm not the only gaffer who's done this. At least I'm not obsessed with fucking ponies or cartoon Asians.
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I don't get this. People you know won't befriend the REAL you but will befriend someone they don't actually know? What? (edit: or am I thinking too much about this and it's just ordinary stalking? lol)

Also, I was subbing at a school and the kids had a morning program devoted to people like you. Using someone's pic to falsely identify yourself is......creepy as shit.

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Hey everyone, look! Beatbeat wants to know why he was banned and he wasted our confession time to find out. Let's point and laugh!
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Using confessional thread to address a permaban? Surely there are other ways to go about this (or maybe not, lol)
 
I got a XBox 360 around half a month before my eighteenth birthday. Heard horror stories of XBox live not updating to allow certain features once you reach eighteen so I put in that my birthday was the day before I bought the XBox 360.

Now I keep thinking that Microsoft will ban me if they ever realize this. Hopefully they won't since my online accounts on anything are very important to me. Especially when they have achievments.

All this because I couldn't wait half a month to get a XBox 360. Also have my birthday a year earlier on PSN.

I'm such a n00b.

Thankfully, if Nintendo does do Networked accounts I can put my actual Birthday! Funny Xbox Live and PSN are the only things I have ever put a fake birthday since everywhere else where I have a account, the age was 13+
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I've heard that if you're over 18 on PSN you'll get your credit card information stolen too!
 
ronito said:
Awesome, new page. Cause this confession deserves top page.


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I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
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The best thing about this to me is that the little green checkmark means he/she has these on dropbox, so they can be accessed anywhere...
 
I really like the thread, but mainly for all the sex stories. The rest I find rather boring. I think it's getting to be a fetish.

Basically what I'm saying it that more people should post their sexy time stories.

I've almost posted this using my account, but then I realized that it would be a rather odd request.
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Everyone but me is getting off on GAF
 
I'm a mid 20s virgin who has agoraphobia. Whenever I go out, I think everyone is looking at me and belittling me with their eyes. If someone is laughing, I think they're laughing at me. I grew up being treated so badly that I'd have stomach pain before I got to the door to go to school and have to go straight to the bathroom afterwards. Fast forward to a few years ago...

I met a really sweet girl online from another country. She is gorgeous, way out of my league. I didn't deserve her at all. We spent every day together. She'd drink Red Bull just so she could stay online with me all night. She bought me a webcam and forced me to use it. Taught me how to love myself, and be comfortable with myself. But I couldn't repay her. She came here from her country and when we were going to have sex, I couldn't get it up because in the core of my stomach I was shaking like mad. I don't know what's wrong with me, I don't know why I couldn't get it up, but I felt like less of a man at that moment. I honestly still do feel that way. I let her down, and I never got a chance to make love to someone that I loved dearly. I still do have lingering feelings for her. She thought I didn't find her attractive.. but on the contrary.. she was beautiful. Fuck. We tried a few times and she had no patience with it. She just put her clothes on, frustrated. I've actually had a problem since I was a teenager... I don't know. It's not that I'm gay, either. I've been there, and I have no attraction whatsoever to the male form. I'm attracted to women.

I've thought about just blowing my brains all over the wall but I don't want anyone I know to hurt over that choice. I also don't really want to see a doctor about my issue because I can't bring myself to tell anyone. So, I just live out my sad, pathetic life in hopes that I'll one day manage to defeat my fear of people and maybe do the things I want to do... like... somehow manage to lose my virginity to someone I care about.
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You'll hear this tons, but go see a doctor!
 
ronito said:
You'll hear this tons, but go see a doctor!
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Ok, dude, you need to update us with whether she went back home or what. You need to go to a doctor, get some blue pills, go to a shrink, work through your issues, go find that beautiful girl you love and that seems to dig you and passionately make love to her.

Also, explain exactly what's wrong and that you care about it and will find a way to fix it. Be honest. I'm serious.
 
I'm a mid 20s virgin who has agoraphobia. Whenever I go out, I think everyone is looking at me and belittling me with their eyes. If someone is laughing, I think they're laughing at me. I grew up being treated so badly that I'd have stomach pain before I got to the door to go to school and have to go straight to the bathroom afterwards. Fast forward to a few years ago...

I met a really sweet girl online from another country. She is gorgeous, way out of my league. I didn't deserve her at all. We spent every day together. She'd drink Red Bull just so she could stay online with me all night. She bought me a webcam and forced me to use it. Taught me how to love myself, and be comfortable with myself. But I couldn't repay her. She came here from her country and when we were going to have sex, I couldn't get it up because in the core of my stomach I was shaking like mad. I don't know what's wrong with me, I don't know why I couldn't get it up, but I felt like less of a man at that moment. I honestly still do feel that way. I let her down, and I never got a chance to make love to someone that I loved dearly. I still do have lingering feelings for her. She thought I didn't find her attractive.. but on the contrary.. she was beautiful. Fuck. We tried a few times and she had no patience with it. She just put her clothes on, frustrated. I've actually had a problem since I was a teenager... I don't know. It's not that I'm gay, either. I've been there, and I have no attraction whatsoever to the male form. I'm attracted to women.

I've thought about just blowing my brains all over the wall but I don't want anyone I know to hurt over that choice. I also don't really want to see a doctor about my issue because I can't bring myself to tell anyone. So, I just live out my sad, pathetic life in hopes that I'll one day manage to defeat my fear of people and maybe do the things I want to do... like... somehow manage to lose my virginity to someone I care about.
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Wow, you really think that's agoraphobia? It's social anxiety which is a very common problem that's very well known and recognized in the medical world.

It blows my mind that there are gaffers who have never heard of social anxiety.
 
t\'s my birthday today and I can\'t even make a thread to brag about
it on gaf. Probably for the best though, since there\'s nothing to
brag about. ;_; Now i\'m going to sleep at 10am on a monday after
doing absolutely nothing. ;(

Real confession: I can\'t even get laid right.
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Well at least you threw a nice pity party for your berfday!
 
Stabbie said:
Wow, you really think that's agoraphobia? It's social anxiety which is a very common problem that's very well known and recognized in the medical world.

It blows my mind that there are gaffers who have never heard of social anxiety.
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Well, to be fair, we don't know too much about him or his location in the world. For all we know, he's been diagnosed as having agoraphobia.

t\'s my birthday today and I can\'t even make a thread to brag about
it on gaf. Probably for the best though, since there\'s nothing to
brag about. ;_; Now i\'m going to sleep at 10am on a monday after
doing absolutely nothing. ;(

Real confession: I can\'t even get laid right.
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I confess that, looking at those dropbox pics, I find marrec to be cute as fuck.

We will forever be enemies, though. No amount of good looks can make me forget that he dislikes plate licking in the comfort of his own home.
 
I married a woman with a nephew, so while legally he's *my* nephew as
well, I don't really consider him the same level as like... My cousins
and shit.

Truth is, my feelings toward him range from apathy at best to mild
dislike. I feel a little bad about it, because there's clearly
something wrong with him. He's been formally diagnosed with an
alphabet soup of learning disability acronyms, so I don't know how
much of his problems are actually disability and how much of it is
just plain dumb. I think he may have some generic disorder, as his
tongue is freakishly long, which I vaguely recall is a symptom of some
form of retardation or something.

He's tolerable in small doses, but he's extremely messy, loud,
oblivious, and way, waaaaaaaaay behind the curve in almost every
respect. When I met him, he was a six year old about two years
behind, mentally speaking. He turns 13 in a couple days, is a grade
behind (Ge started kindergarten late), and is operating at, Idunno...
Maybe an 8 year old level at best? I have a step-nephew I rarely even
see (My in-law family tree is convoluted as fuck) who's like 6 or 7,
and he honestly seems smarter.

Now he's coming to stay at my house for a good chunk of the summer
while his mom hunts for a job. I'm intentionally letting my yard go
to seed so I can put him to work pulling weeds and shit in exchange
for getting him Wii points (He likes yardwork, I hate it, it works out
for everyone), but that won't last all summer.

I think if anything ever happened to my sister-in-law, and we ended up
with him, it'd probably wreck my marriage as my wife helped raise him
for a while and obviously feels a lot more for him than I do. I just
wouldn't be able to cope with the prospect of being responsible for
him and having him wreck all my shit until he moves out, which given
his situation, may never happen.

I do worry a bit for his sake, as he'll be going to high school in a
couple years, and I'm reasonably sure they'll eat him alive. I once
had to stifle a laugh when his mom made a comment about him going to
college, because that is neeeeever going to happen. He'll be lucky to
get through vocational school.

My wife and I just had a kid of our own in February, and I pray to all
that is holy she's nothing like her cousin...
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alphabet soup of learning disability acronyms is a totally awesome band name.
 
One sunday my father dropped me off at church becuase i had missed the saturday night mass with my family becuase of a baseball game. I never really cared for church so about half way through the mass i started walking around the basement area where they have a reception area. I walked into the kitchen area and looked through the fridge and found a tin box with 600$ in it from a church tagsale that was held there the weekend before. I ended up stealing all of the money (it was 100's and 50's so there wasnt many bills) and used that money to buy a dreamcast and a bunch of games a few months later. The money was kept under my bed in the meantime to avoid getting questioned from my parents.
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"I stole money from a church!"
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"I used it to buy a dreamcast"
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