GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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I hope Timedog doesn't get too carried away
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edit: Goddamn that one story is such a punch in the crotch
 
In 2001 I was stationed in Japan, and I would get off of working nightshift around 3am. I would walk out to town where I was living with my gf. Many nights I would visit the cabaret shops (sex shops, where it's basically pitch black inside).

I had used a few different scams in Japan before, like going to businesses, stores and saying that I had put money into the vending machine but didnt get any change back (500 yen is roughly 5 bucks, so I could get back 4 bucks) and I could make like 100 bucks on certain nights.

One night I was walking home on my usual route, and I noticed a van outside of a pachinko parlour. It belonged to a cleaning company, the guy was inside cleaning carpets or something. And the doors were open, and I peaked in, and saw a large envelope, grabbed it and took off. I ran for a bit, opening the envelop and there was money inside, and I put the money in my backpack and tossed the envelope into bushes and ran like hell.

Once I got far enough away, I stopped somewhere off to the side and quickly counted the money and it was about $3000. Yes, three thousand (in Japanese Yen). By the time I got close to home, I was freaking out. I hopped in a cab, and had him drive me back to work, so that I could pass the scene, and sure enough, cops were there talking to a guy by the van, who had to have been the worker that the van belonged to. I was nervous as hell, and had the cab driver take me back towards home.

I was nervous. But I still decided to splurge and go to cabaret. I asked for two girls. They were older though, but I fucked them both, one was smarter, she made sure she got fucked first lol. Same rubber fucked the other girl while girl 1 rubbed my ass cheeks (felt awesome!).

I have plenty of other confessions from my time in Japan that I will send.
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Three thousand yen = 37 dollar. This story doesn't make sense.
 
Living in Okinawa back in 1999, I was about 26 and dating a nurse who was 36. I would stay at her house on weekends, and she would go to work and buy me whatever I wanted to eat or drink, while I sat in her apartment playing Playstion 1 all weekend. During this timeframe I met another Japanese girl that I hooked up with, but we only got together about once or twice a month to have sex. We'd meet up at a love hotel and hook up, then we'd go our seperate ways. She was the one calling me and initiating, so after about 5 or 6 times of going to love hotels, and paying for it every time without her offering, I got tired of it.
I was supposed to meet the nurse at her apartment one night, but the other girl called. SO we went to the love hotel and I was set on not paying for it. Once we finished, I told her that i forgot my wallet back at home. She said she didnt have any money either, so she called the front desk, and they said that one of us could leave to get the money. I told her I would take a cab to the base and come back.
I walked down the stairs, walked down a few blocks to the nurses apartment, she let me in (but was pissed I was so late) and I went to bed. I have no idea how the girl got out of the situation.
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I can see why the Japanese hate the troops stationed there.
 
I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.

That was like 6 years ago and since then I've fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.
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I'd make some pun but it'd just be baaaaaad.
 
In my junior year of high school I was in an after school SAT study group. My high school crush was also in this group. Because it was after school, most of the times we would go out to eat or buy drinks before we would study.

This one day towards the end of the scheduled meeetups, I was horny as hell and kept staring at my crush. On this day, we gout of school early so we decided to get some drinks and then another one of us would get food. So we all went to starbucks and got ourselves drinks. We went back to the classroom and study. Only I couldn't take my eyes of her. Her long legs, tight top, flawless skin, I kept thinking about just going up to her and licking her face.

I was interrupted from my daydream by someone announcing that the food was here. I volunteered to watch the other people's stuff while they helped out. I noticed my crush had barely drunk any of her drink so I got the cup and went to the corner of the classroom where some filling cabinets obscured the view of anybody. Since I was horny as hell, it took only a few tugs to cum in her starbucks drink. I stirred it up and set it back.

I was nervous as hell when they got back. They were too busy gossiping for the rest of the afternoon to notice me. I was starring at my crush the whole time she finished her drink and got aroused at the thought of her eating my stuff.

When I got home, I felt guilty as hell but kept those thoughts to myself. I felt bad but at the same time I felt aroused that she unknowingly ate my cum. Anyway, a few years later I became friends her her on facebook. And one drunking night I confessed to her. She immediately unfriended me and so did her friends both girls and guys. Although I don't think she ever gave out the reason. I still masturbate at the thought of that day and her unknowingly drinking my stuff but I told her so I don't feel as guilty.
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You know cumming in drinks is one thing, but licking her face? You Perv!
 
Almost had a heart attack and pissed myself at the same time when I noticed my tag read 'member' again. True story.
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So since it didn't happen at the same time did it happen successively? I mean I guess I don't care as long you pissed yourself...cause that's hot.
 
One time, in Grade 9, I masturbated during class. I was extremely subtle about it. Not one of my finest moments. Pretty sure the teacher has an idea something was going on, but I never got called out on it. I basically touched myself through my pocket. Since I was in the back, no one really noticed.
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Did you happen to have a stash of kleenex in your pocket too? I mean sure you could get away with it but what would do when it looks like you were highly selective in pissing your pants.
 
There's this girl in two of my classes. I think she thinks I'm following her. Whenever I'm on campus she is, and yesterday I walked off in one direction with my friend, she walked to the bathroom, then I had to use the washroom, and then I walked out ahead of her and she had this weird look on her face staring at me.

Feels bad man.
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I had almost this exact thing happen to me. I know that feel bro.
What I did was to turn the tables on her.
One day I walked up to the vending machines and she walked up with her friends and this weird look on her face. I threw up my hands and said, "When are you going to stop following me everywhere?!!"

The look on her face was priceless. Actually after she realized that it was just as likely that she was following me she was pretty cool to me and would say hi and stuff after that.
 
ronito said:
I had almost this exact thing happen to me. I know that feel bro.
What I did was to turn the tables on her.
One day I walked up to the vending machines and she walked up with her friends and this weird look on her face. I threw up my hands and said, "When are you going to stop following me everywhere?!!"

The look on her face was priceless. Actually after she realized that it was just as likely that she was following me she was pretty cool to me and would say hi and stuff after that.
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Like a boss B[
 
I’m completely infatuated with a girl at my work place.
The worst thing is, she’s already taken, and I have to work along side with her and her boyfriend almost everyday.
Over time I have become good friends with them both but it pains me so much to see them together being all couple like.
It hurts mang.
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Get another job mang.
 
ronito said:
I had almost this exact thing happen to me. I know that feel bro.
What I did was to turn the tables on her.
One day I walked up to the vending machines and she walked up with her friends and this weird look on her face. I threw up my hands and said, "When are you going to stop following me everywhere?!!"
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LOL. Just picturing this in my head.

Also, that goat story....is that even real? I'm having a hard time believing some of the more outlandish "confessions".

Do I have to reel this thread in and confess another one? =p
 
I have over three thousand files of my high school and college female friends on facebook.
I use them to fap to. I think normal people do this too, so don;t be quick to judge.
I like watching them mature into beautiful sexy women, especially bikini pics.
Any girl, no matter how ugly, they have been fapped too,
Keep on uploading pics.
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No. I don't think normal people do this.
 
ronito said:
I had almost this exact thing happen to me. I know that feel bro.
What I did was to turn the tables on her.
One day I walked up to the vending machines and she walked up with her friends and this weird look on her face. I threw up my hands and said, "When are you going to stop following me everywhere?!!"

The look on her face was priceless. Actually after she realized that it was just as likely that she was following me she was pretty cool to me and would say hi and stuff after that.
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I like how ronito has one liners for long confessions, but responses longer than shorter confessions themselves.
 
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