GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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Back in Grade 12 of high school, I was taking Physics 12 and skipped an awful lot of classes, causing me to fail some tests. The teacher was completely clueless though, and inadequate in his teaching abilities, so there was no real point in going. Anyways, it got to near the end of the semester and I was failing with 38%. I knew I needed to get this grade up in order to get accepted into the universities I applied to, so me and a two friends waited for the teacher to leave at lunch hour, and snuck in through the back of the science laboratories and into the physics room. My two friends shut the front and back door and started to keep lookout while I went to the teachers computer and accessed the gradebook program. I changed most of my friends grades, bumping my own up to 79%. The teacher never found out what we did and I finished the class with roughly that mark.

I'm in fourth year university now and I never felt bad about doing this. In fact it's probably one of the proudest moments in my educational career.
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If a teacher was failing you at 38% and suddenly you're passing with 79% and he doesn't notice, I think you can reasonably assume he didn't care. So I wouldn't worry.
 
This will start out sounding like a brag, but it's really not..

I'm a pretty decent looking guy. I've somehow been pretty successful with girls and I have a gorgeous, skinny 20 year old girlfriend.

However, I have this insatiable attraction to chubby girls. When I'm feeling frisky and watch porn, there's a good chance there's a chubby chick on my screen. Something about a belly just does it for me. I don't know how I developed this.. hunger for chubbies, but in the last year or two, it has gotten out of hand. I work with several girls who are damn near my chubby sexual fantasy and I jerk off to them quite frequently. In fact, a couple of years ago when I was single, I listed myself on a dating website. It was like heaven. Chubby, cute young girls all over the place. Unfortunately for me, I was more concerned about finding a skinny girl I wanted a relationship with, so the only thing I got out of it was a few one night stands with chubby girls who tricked my into thinking they were acceptable. I'd hate to break up with my gf, but if that ever happened, I would have chubby sex lined up for years from that place.

Now, there are some rules.. I don't get off on just any chubster. They have to be younger (18-30ish), or at least managed, by the grace of god not to destroy their youthful appearance. They have to have a cute face. An unattractive face ruins everything for me. I don't really care about boob size.. smaller boobs can be really sexy, but I love a tummy on a girl.

There it is.. no one knows. It makes me wonder how many guys out there go through the same thing..
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I like bigger girls but not because of their tummies. And based on confessions not many are in it for the tummy.
 
Not sure if it went through the first time as I used some anonymous mailer with no real feedback as to if it was sent. There are two.

I learned to masturbate as a child around the age of 5 or 6 by laying in a prone position and rubbing my penis on the floor. My mother saw me doing it early on as I was doing it frequently in front of the TV or around the house and told me to do it in private and she called it my "special exercise". There wasn't anything special about it, it wasn't really connected to anything as being attractive. Just liked the feeling at orgasm. I still masturbate in this manner to this day. Just not as satisfying with your hand.

The second: In middle school I realized that I was attracted to larger women, actual beauty in the face/whatever wasn't as big a factor as the body. My first crush was my 7th grade english teacher who probably weighed about 275. I soon found softcore sites devoted to my fetish(bigcuties.com was my favorite). I was always a bit embarrassed by it, but I eventually got over worrying about it. I'm attracted to curvy/thick/BBW type all the way up to morbidly obese/SSBBW type women. I now use Okcupid, POF, and Craigslist and some Fat communities to find girls that I'm attracted to. The biggest girl I've gone out with was in her mid to late 20s and weighed about 450 pounds. My current girlfriend is in her late 20s, is 5'3" and 375 pounds. There's just something about that soft fat that gets me going. Fat arms, cankles, double chins, rolls on the stomach, and jiggly thighs. Pretty sure there have already been a few people with fat fetishes in the thread but there wasn't much detail in those listings. Fat sex is best sex NeoGAF, give it a try.
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Whoa, maybe I was wrong. But this goes way beyond "chubby" or "bigger" girls. This is all the way out there.
 
5 years ago I asked my cousin if I could borrow his friend's Super Mario RPG Legend of The 7 Stars while the friend was gone and he said I could. I have yet to return it or inform the friend that I have his game. Not sure how I should try and return it when I go to their town in the summer(Although I still need to beat the game).
 
ronito said:
Awesome, new page. Cause this confession deserves top page.


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Hahaha..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
omg I'm crying
 
Reading that last confession made me realize. I have a few fucked up sex/almost sex stories that I would not feel safe posting about without this thread. BTW you know you're the gossip girl of gaf now right?

Anyways, late last year I fucked the shit out of this really pretty yet fucked up Jewish girl. We had been friends Freshman and Sophomore year and I always knew she had this major crush on me since we met at orientation. We started hooking up and then some one night. It was fun, but weird. She was creepily smiling the entire time and I was bored. The girl didn't know how to kiss and basically started biting on my lips, tongue, etc. I knew from there that I didn't want to get a blowjob out of her so I realized the next best option would be to have sex.

Thing is, she forgot to tell me she was a virgin. So I started foreplaying with her and she seemed okay with everything. I worked my way down to her pubic area and realized she was encased in hair. I stopped immediately and told her that "that was enough for her that night."

A few weeks later I was drunk again and we worked our way back to her room. I still had no idea she was a virgin. We continued where we left off, and she was clean shaven. As I began to have sex with her, I first realized she was completely dry. It was like a desert. There are no words. I continued, although it was past the point of fun and just painful. Another five minutes passed and she started screaming "Lead me in" after I slipped out of her finally wet area.

We finished up a few minutes later. I grunted to signify that I (didn't) came and acted like that was the best sex ever. It was probably the most awkward and fucked up sex I've ever had. She turned on the lights and basically two thirds of her bed was covered in blood. I finally found out she was a virgin and I said aloud "Oh shit."

For the next six weeks, I would get constant calls and texts from her asking when was the next time we were going to "relive our night of passion" (her words). I kept delaying it until she finally forgot about me and realized she was a lesbian. We saw each other a few months later and she introduced me to her girlfriend. I wish I was kidding, but she looked exactly like me. I'm still trying to understand everything.
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Wow, you were so bad you drove her to lesbianism.
 
Heres my confession...I love little girls, older women do nothing for me i
can only fap to very young girls and tor provides me with a lot good
content.
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Imma gonna assume you mean petite women and go on with my day.
 
ronito said:
I like bigger girls but not because of their tummies. And based on confessions not many are in it for the tummy.
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These guys ashamed of liking 'chubby' girls are insane. And how big is Chubby anyway? Just a little extra? Wobbly thighs? So big they have that fat-face that all really fat people have?

IMO there's really nothing wrong in fancying a bigger girl. Imagine you were a bigger guy (like me, ha), surely you would think that you were entitled to some action? Same for those girls, they're people too.
 
Jedeye Sniv said:
These guys ashamed of liking 'chubby' girls are insane. And how big is Chubby anyway? Just a little extra? Wobbly thighs? So big they have that fat-face that all really fat people have?

IMO there's really nothing wrong in fancying a bigger girl. Imagine you were a bigger guy (like me, ha), surely you would think that you were entitled to some action? Same for those girls, they're people too.
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According to google image search chubby means obese.

Personally, I think it means that a girl is above the weight of "beauty" that is instilled upon women.
I mean, even my sister who is a very athelic person, defines herself as "fat." It's a very odd and complicated thing.
 
doitlive said:
According to google image search chubby means obese.

Personally, I think it means that a girl is above the weight of "beauty" that is instilled upon women.
I mean, even my sister who is a very athelic person, defines herself as "fat." It's a very odd and complicated thing.
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I bet most women think they're fat. I certainly do even though I'm a normal weight for my height.
 
In college, I needed a class to fulfill a GE requirement and ended up
taking a class in Zen Buddhism. It was a two hour lecture in a
smothering warm hall at the tail end of Tuesdays and Thursdays, which
were two days I stacked most of my courses on to free up more hours to
work at my job.

In addition to being at the end of my very long days and being in a room
that was always warm, the professor was this Swedish woman with an
extremely thick accent telling us about these Chinese and Japanese
people of import. I was dead tired, the room was lulling me to sleep,
and I couldn't understand what she was saying anyway, so eventually I
just stopped going to class and just went to my discussion group where
we got our actual assignments.

Final time rolled around, and I had to write an essay for a class that
I essentially never actually attended a full lecture. I'd been BSing
my way through my assignments this far, figured I'd BS my way through
my final paper. I just needed some... Inspiration... So I went
Googling the subject of the assignment.

Eventually I found something that seemed to know what it was talking
about and started off rewording and repackaging it, and ended up
outright plagiarizing large portions by the end. Got away with it
too, but I still feel incredibly guilty about taking that kind of risk
over a class I was taking pass/not pass.

Cosmic irony: I took a Greek mythology class. I was big on mythology
as a kid and knew this shit inside and out, so it was an easy A.
Midterm rolls around, and it's 50 multiple choice questions along the
line of "Who is Athena's father?" and shit. I was done in like... 10
minutes. The TAs hadn't even gotten done passing out the exams to the
entire hall. Dropped it off, strolled out like a boss.

Tests come back, mine had a tremendous hot pink flyer proclaiming "YOU
ARE ACCUSED OF CHEATING," on it. Turns out the answer key for the
midterm had gone missing, presumed stolen, and my 10 minute 100% exam
raised a red flag. I demanded another test right then and there, so
the professor dug one up from the year before with different questions
and I got 100% in 10min on that one too.

I don't know if they ever found what happened to the answer key, but
they were soooooo sure it was me even though I had no access to the
key at any time... Professor at least had the decency to apologize.
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I have to confess I don't have a snark for this.
 
When I was 7 I discovered how girls and boys were different. A friend who was a girl came over with her friend for a bit one day. My friend had to leave within an hour leaving me with her friend.We played for most of the day and in the middle of playing hungry Hippos she got up and said that she had to go pee. She went to the bathroom and I decided to peep at her through a little hole. I noticed that she was sitting down and called her out saying" I thought you had to go pee not poop!". We went back and forth denying what we accused each other of until she invited me into the bathroom. I seen how she peed differently from me and that she was not defecating in the toilet. I decided that after she was done I'd show her how boys urinated. I don't remember exactly went down but it went well. After we left the bathroom we had a temporary friendlier than normal friendship. Quickly I began feeling ashamed about what I had done and decided to make a bad impression by scaring her with a boo before she left home.There was more to the prank,but I don't remember. I never seen her that often again and only remember her first name.
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7? That's a bit old for that
 
ronito said:
Sorry guys, going out of order. Will post some of the confessions later.


Honestly dude, don't settle. Go with what you find attractive and everyone else can go to hell. Seriously if you don't there's no way you'll be faithful.

You think people will look down on you because you have a chubby gf/wife? Think about who they'll look on you when you're a cheater.

Life's too short to worry about what others think when it comes to attraction.

De gustibus non disputandum est.
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I've actually had a lot of shit talked on me for having a rather homely girlfriend. Even by family members and a lot of people who constantly claimed "you can do so much better". It's a really frustrating situation to be in, I left that girl not because she was homely but because she was going nowhere with her life. Though the girl was pretty thin, I've seriously gotten a lot less people talking shit when I dated chubby girls. (I like a whole span of body types on women ranging from skinny to chubby/thick... just not unhealthily obese)
 
I posted a picture in the "Post New Pics of Yourself" thread and no one commented on it. Now I feel kind of ugly, not even the gay guys made a comment or quoted me.
I know it isn't personal, but it bothers me. I guess GAF is busy commenting on average looking guys.
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You know the same thing happened to me two or three times now. I know that feel bro.
 
When I was 15 I was dating this 17 year old girl.
One day I had her come over while my folks were away at work, and as soon as we got into my room
she was grabbing at my pants, and it wasn't long before she was blowing me. After she finished
me off I decided I'd be generous and return the favor. I never went down on a girl before, but figured
now would be a good time. So I laid her down on my bed, took her bottoms off, and had
at it. I had no idea what I was doing, but before long I found her clitoris and started sucking it like
a baby penis. She began moaning, and then after about a minute or so she let out this scream/moan.
Next thing I know she's exploding all over my face, bed and T-shirt while screaming like a crazy person.

I was previously never introduced to female ejaculation. Honestly didn't know such a thing existed. So naturally
I think she's just taking a giant steaming piss all over me and my stuff. So I'm yelling out expletives, begging her to stop. And
somewhere in between her wailing she lets out an "I'm sorry!" while continuing her squirt assault. Reflexes or whatever kick in and,
not knowing what else to do, I quickly punch her right in the pussy as hard as I can. She immediately lets out a guttural "ooooooooooh"
and unloads a few more spurts before stopping. So she's laying there, shivering/convulsing and whatnot, and I'm soaked, I see my
bed is soaked, and I'm still in the mindset that she just pissed all over the place, thus I'm very upset and confused.
So after a few minutes of allowing her to collect herself, I ask her to leave in the nicest way possible.
I spent the rest of the day cleaning everything off before my folks got home. I didn't call her for a week,
and I guess she was embarrassed because when I did call her she never brought it up, but we broke up
a few days after that.

I've since lost contact with her, but now whenever I'm browsing porn on the Internet I'm half expecting to stumble upon a link to a
video of her on Efukt or something. That girl would put Cytherea out of a job, I swear.
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When I was younger, we would go visit the rest of our big family where they lived, for the summer. My cousins and I were close. I was the oldest coming from afar, so I was looked up to. There was my best friend a year younger than me, twin girls two years younger than me, and my chubby girl cousin who was in-between me and my best friend, age wise. anyway, we're all close.

Sort of a prologue but long story short, when I visited one summer when I was around 7 me and my friend one day find ourselves on the flat rooftop of our grandmas home. I don't remember how it began, but our chubby girl cousin is lying on the floor pants off. It must of been the sweat since it was summer, but me and my friend couldn't stand the smell. But this was the first time we saw a vagina. She's just laying there while me and my cousin poke at it with a plastic stick, literally. Someone called us and we scrammed instantly. That was the last we ever spoke of it. It's memorable because that was the first time I saw one in person, or maybe ever really. It looked like a literal cameltoe/slit, so it left an impression.... thankfully that's not how they actually look most of the time, since she was like 6/7 at the time.

When I visited another summer, when I was 10, we all had a big reunion. My twin cousins who are two years younger than me are here with us this time, and we get close.. the prettier of the two starts starts to attach to me, looking up to me and all that. We become a little thing, say we want to get married, hold hands etc etc. Anyway, we slept on the same flat roof once, where things started to get heated. I remember her slowly putting her hand in my shirt from underneath, sliding her fingers across my stomach and feeling my nipples. She started reaching into my pants but just went back instead. I started to do the same, put my hands in her shirt as she's on her side now. It was really intimate and we're staring at each other and shit. My hands start feeling on her tiny boobs, and all I can remember is her nipples feeling like solid rocks. We start to kiss a little at that point but sort of stop as our hands enter each others pants, front side. I remember my penis in between the crevasse of her fingers, and my hands following her pelvic bone line. We're still half kissing but the sensations in our pants are sort of overwhelming to concentrate on kissing. She starts to sort of jack me off, but it's hard since my pants are tight. I remember when she was about to take her hand out to pull of my pants, for some reason put my hand deeper into her pants and found the slit. She stopped when that happened and almost let out a cry. i remember her eyes being closed and the her mouth being open with a strand of saliva stretching across her lips, as I sort of catch on and do more of what I just did, which is rub it hard. her being turned on so much must've done something to me because i remember my pants something getting wet in my pants and being so afraid it might be pee. but it felt different so I ignored it and went on. She starts gasping and this is when I said a word for the first time since it all started, since she was getting too loud. Next thing i know she's sort of going crazy and pushes my hand out of her pants and then pulls down mine. we are both on our knees, i remember how sore my knees were getting when she pulled down her pants too, and pushed her body close to me. she saw it was a little sticky and we wiped it on are shirts without even thinking. I grabbed her back and she was looking down holding my penis. It felt so surreal having someone else touch it for the first time with me looking down at it like that. While we are on our knees pushed up together, she starts rubbing it on her area, it felt so good. we're trying to put it in between her legs, literally, while standing on our knees but then she starts leaning back and we go into this sort of stationary thing, but with her pants and mine still at our knees/ankles. she's still grabbing and rubbing it on her while i'm sort of humping her i think. she starts to get more direct in where she's rubbing it, not just on the crotch area but on the slit. she's in that mode again mouth open when i'm humping the region in-between her legs, my penis sides are rubbing her inner thigh sides, with the topside rubbing on her vagina. this goes on for what felt like a long time but by now i'm on my elbows on top of her and she is moaning. we were both so high on the feeling that we didn't realize the noise we were making. but i'm rubbing her vagina now and stick my finger in it a little bit, and then she starts to grab my penis and put it in. before we got it though, we hear some loud door downstairs and we go into a frenzy. it was over, we both knew it, and tried to bolt our pants on. we lay down in our original positions and act like were asleep. both on our sides looking at each other, but her back is facing the roof entrance, so only I would know if they came. I kept my eyes open staring past her shoulder at the doorway to make sure no one was coming. it went on what felt like forever just waiting. but eventually we cuddle and she wraps her legs around mine and her arms under the sheets. we smiled at each other and talked a little bit but that's the last i remember, we fell asleep. We woke up and went downstairs holding each others hands, everyone knew we were sort of a thing but no one thought much of it. anyway, i leave the day later, and she's sad and so am i, but we sort of promise ourselves next summer, etc..

Time went on and summer came, but due to family troubles, I wouldn't visit them this summer. Next summer had the same fate. And the next. By then it's sort of forgotten, but I wouldn't visit or see them again for another 8 years. When I eventually go again, and see the my best friend, no longer chubby cousin, and the twin cousins, we have a big awkward reunion. Especially between me and one of the twins. I'm 18 now, and she's beautiful, but I know it'll never happen. I saw them that one day and haven't really seen her since then, since she lives with my uncle elsewhere. That's that... I can't say i'm not still attracted to her in some ways..
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Really? 10? Come on make it 12 and it'd be believable.
 
n 2001 I was stationed in Japan, and I would get off of working nightshift around 3am. I would walk out to town where I was living with my gf. Many nights I would visit the cabaret shops (sex shops, where it's basically pitch black inside).

I had used a few different scams in Japan before, like going to businesses, stores and saying that I had put money into the vending machine but didnt get any change back (500 yen is roughly 5 bucks, so I could get back 4 bucks) and I could make like 100 bucks on certain nights.

One night I was walking home on my usual route, and I noticed a van outside of a pachinko parlour. It belonged to a cleaning company, the guy was inside cleaning carpets or something. And the doors were open, and I peaked in, and saw a large envelope, grabbed it and took off. I ran for a bit, opening the envelop and there was money inside, and I put the money in my backpack and tossed the envelope into bushes and ran like hell.

Once I got far enough away, I stopped somewhere off to the side and quickly counted the money and it was about $3000. Yes, three thousand (in Japanese Yen). By the time I got close to home, I was freaking out. I hopped in a cab, and had him drive me back to work, so that I could pass the scene, and sure enough, cops were there talking to a guy by the van, who had to have been the worker that the van belonged to. I was nervous as hell, and had the cab driver take me back towards home.

I was nervous. But I still decided to splurge and go to cabaret. I asked for two girls. They were older though, but I fucked them both, one was smarter, she made sure she got fucked first lol. Same rubber fucked the other girl while girl 1 rubbed my ass cheeks (felt awesome!).

I have plenty of other confessions from my time in Japan that I will send.
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Pro-Tip: never return to the scene of the crime.
 
I won't say if I have an actual account on NeoGAF, or if I'm just an accountless lurker who wants to take advantage of being able to admit a confession.

I've always been strong and independent. Not like being militant or anything, but somebody who was who they wanted to be without fear of what others thought. I think men and women can and should be equal in nearly every regard. I am very liberal socially, and am often bothered by the struggles women still have in many ways.

But then, one of my biggest sexual fantasies is something that completely goes against this. One of the things that most ignites me inside is the idea of being completely possessed by a man, to the point of basically being his slave. Not like S&M role-play type stuff, more on a full-time and permanent way. It would start by finding a man who is more "old fashion" in this thinking and way of life, and I think this is one of the reasons I'm more attracted to older men. He would be stern, strict, and serious. He'd think men superior to women, and appreciate the now outdated idea of a man being in charge and his woman being there to assist him in that. He would listen to my opinions on things, but would then have the final say with me not having any say in decision making. If he doesn't like me doing or saying something, I wouldn't. If he doesn't like a friend of mine, I would stop being their friend. If he wants me to have no ambitions beyond being barefoot and pregnant, I'd happily do that. He would have full control over everything I own, and that control would even extend so far as him screening my email and all online activities. However he wanted to use me sexually he would, because I would be his property, not his equal, his partner, his wife, or whatever. My life would be lived completely for his sake, and never for my own.

Obviously many times fantasies never become anything more than fantasies. Would I actually enjoy such a life if I found myself in it? Maybe maybe not. Fantasies are fun because we don't always have to know that answer. But every time I think of living such a life, the lengths to which it excites me and turns me on is intense. I know some people will think I have no self esteem, or that I have mental or emotional issues, or that maybe I'm somebody in a position of power who wants to experience the opposite end of things, or that maybe I was abused as a child, or that I had a screwed up family, or something like that. None of those are true. I think I'm a pretty well adjusted person, as I said I'm strong and independent but I'm in no high-ranking position, my family had no situations that would cause such fantasies, and so on. I don't think I deserve to be punished or humiliated or abused or anything, I just find those ideas fascinating and turn ons.

It is kind of weird that I feel so strongly for women's rights and equality and then want to give all of that up to a man in such a fantasy. But I like the fact that we can fight for social progress while also making whatever personal choices for our own lives that we want to.
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Have you thought about being mormon?
 
On the first day of class in my freshman year, the pretty girl sitting in front of me fainted or collapsed or something and smacked her head on the table and fell on the ground. It was a surprise, but all I really noticed was her yellow and red coloured panties cause her jeans were low or something. Didn't help her, the people next to her did. I always felt bad about that. But damn, she was pretty. She was fine, by the way, no worries, she didn't die or anything.
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Oh my God, this page. It's given me so many emotions.

At first, it was disgust (and just feeling disturbed), all the way through the pedophile, then amusement, laughter (he actually punched her, lmfao), confusion and amusement.

Best thread ever.
 
JokerOfSpades said:
Oh my God, this page. It's given me so many emotions.

At first, it was disgust (and just feeling disturbed), all the way through the pedophile, then amusement, laughter (he actually punched her, lmfao), confusion and amusement.

Best thread ever.
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May it forever live in infamy!
 
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