GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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I fully expect Cheezmo to not send anything, and just wait to see what people ascribe to him.
 
You gotta wonder if some of the anonymous contributors respond to their own secrets...

Fucking goats? semen-flavored coffee? ... you guys are special....

If you can BS yourself through college, then youre born to be a con artist or a super salesman.

I liked the squirter story, its a personal turn-on.

I won't say if I have an actual account on NeoGAF, or if I'm just an accountless lurker who wants to take advantage of being able to admit a confession.

I've always been strong and independent. Not like being militant or anything, but somebody who was who they wanted to be without fear of what others thought. I think men and women can and should be equal in nearly every regard. I am very liberal socially, and am often bothered by the struggles women still have in many ways.

But then, one of my biggest sexual fantasies is something that completely goes against this. One of the things that most ignites me inside is the idea of being completely possessed by a man, to the point of basically being his slave. Not like S&M role-play type stuff, more on a full-time and permanent way. It would start by finding a man who is more "old fashion" in this thinking and way of life, and I think this is one of the reasons I'm more attracted to older men. He would be stern, strict, and serious. He'd think men superior to women, and appreciate the now outdated idea of a man being in charge and his woman being there to assist him in that. He would listen to my opinions on things, but would then have the final say with me not having any say in decision making. If he doesn't like me doing or saying something, I wouldn't. If he doesn't like a friend of mine, I would stop being their friend. If he wants me to have no ambitions beyond being barefoot and pregnant, I'd happily do that. He would have full control over everything I own, and that control would even extend so far as him screening my email and all online activities. However he wanted to use me sexually he would, because I would be his property, not his equal, his partner, his wife, or whatever. My life would be lived completely for his sake, and never for my own.

Obviously many times fantasies never become anything more than fantasies. Would I actually enjoy such a life if I found myself in it? Maybe maybe not. Fantasies are fun because we don't always have to know that answer. But every time I think of living such a life, the lengths to which it excites me and turns me on is intense. I know some people will think I have no self esteem, or that I have mental or emotional issues, or that maybe I'm somebody in a position of power who wants to experience the opposite end of things, or that maybe I was abused as a child, or that I had a screwed up family, or something like that. None of those are true. I think I'm a pretty well adjusted person, as I said I'm strong and independent but I'm in no high-ranking position, my family had no situations that would cause such fantasies, and so on. I don't think I deserve to be punished or humiliated or abused or anything, I just find those ideas fascinating and turn ons.

It is kind of weird that I feel so strongly for women's rights and equality and then want to give all of that up to a man in such a fantasy. But I like the fact that we can fight for social progress while also making whatever personal choices for our own lives that we want to.
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She sounds hot. I like her.
 
ronito said:
Awesome, new page. Cause this confession deserves top page.


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I must admit I laughed for like 3 minutes after this.
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I think if this person had scrolled up one line I would be in this...wierd
 
I masturbate constantly to teen girl models,Especially former webe models.
Just google and you'llt find all kinds of pics.
Most girls are 12-17
So perfect.
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Dude also attached a pic of this boy with his email.

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My girlfriend of six years cheated on me. Her excuse was that it was the only way to get him to leave her alone. She said she felt bad about it, but she never apologized. With the way she acts around her coworkers I wouldn't be surprised if it has happened again. Yet I'm still with her because every time I bring up anything to do with a split she treatens that she'll commit suicide. It doesn't help that anytime I upset her she goes crying to my parents who love her and then my own parents tell me I'm being a bad person, I can't bring myself to tell them she cheated on me, largely because her mom is my mom's best and only friend. Worst part is that I am in love with another woman who I can't even make an attempt with because of all this.
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life's too short to live for someone else
 
ronito said:
life's too short to live for someone else
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Seriously. The issue here is cut and dry. If you think that she might harm herself, tell her mom what you're going to do and why and say that you're worried for her safety. If she had the gall to cheat on you AND not even say that she's sorry, then you either break up with her because she's clearly not respecting your relationship or you become her doormat who she will cheat on again and again until she finds someone she respects. The fact that you can see that you should break up with her but don't have the guts to do it says a lot about your personality; this can be a great learning experience for you.
 
When I was fifteen, a group of my friends and I stumbled on a cluster of nets used by a poacher. This was in a state park, during a boy scout camping trip. It was about six hours from where we lived, in pure redneck country. Well, these illegal nets were made of thick twine, with dozens of fishhooks attached to them. I was pretty freaked out at the thirty or forty struggling fish caught in the nets, and asked if we could try to save them. So, we raised them onto the dock they were dangling off of, cut the fish out, and threw them back into the water before they died from exposure. It took about twenty minutes, but we managed to save each fish, without any of them dying. After this, I used my pocket knife to cut up the six or seven nets, and threw them into the water.

What I didn't realize until ages later was that some poor fisherman's entire livelihood probably depended on nets like that. They were all home-made, certainly not bought in a store, which indicated that they weren't the work of some big-time poacher. In fact, some guy was probably just trying to feed his family and make a little profit on the side. This isn't much of a big deal, but it's haunted me a bit ever since. Thankfully, months later a park ranger about a hundred miles away told us that if you find poacher traps and no authorities are nearby, finding a way to deactivate them, if they aren't dangerous, is actually advised. Still, I wonder every few weeks about if that fisherman suffered at all for not being able to catch and sell those forty or fifty fish.
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You should have left the fish but put one of these in there.

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It would've stopped him.
 
Being a very active member of the Homestuck fandom, I feel a strong kinship with bronies, mainly because the communities aren't to different. I've never seen one minute of the show, but whenever I see anything related to MLP (unless it's some disgusting fanart or fanfic), I feel some kind of a connection to it.

Yes, I know how comically weak this confession is.
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Actually it's so weak it isn't even comical.
 
There have been a number of threads of GAF about Radiohead lately. I've pretended to dislike them for a number of years now. This can partly be attributed to my partner's distaste for them, and partly attributed to my overplaying them as a youth.

But reading GAF inspired me to put on Amnesiac, and godammit, in the right mood I still enjoy me some Radiohead.

Honestly I never "got" Amnesiac as a kid, but as an alleged adult with a new perspective on life I'm enjoying it a lot more. It's like Radiohead did a Tom Waits album. It's sort of secretly amazing.

It's something I have to keep to myself though and that makes me a little sad.
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I never got the snobbishness of music-gaf, and this is coming from a snob music major guy.
 
GAF,

I've never told this to anyone before. I think about it often, and I always feel...so guilty... no ashamed about it. I don't even know why I did it, I really don't, but I did it.

I was 12, in the 7th grade and I had already known I was a lesbian since I was about 10. I desperately, desperately wanted a GF... or even when talking about who was hot with friends to just express my crushes, or celebrity crushes honestly. In middleschool in midwest US in the mid to late 90s non of my friends had a favorable opinion of gays and lesbians... and sometimes their parents when we used to drive past a certain closed down gay bar their parents used to tell stories about when they were teenagers they used to harass an sometimes even beat up the people that went to that bar, the gay men and even the lesbians too. So needless to say I was terrified of ever coming out an thought my life would be of complete loneliness.

Anyways, as I said I was 12 and I was at a sleepover with my crush. I knew she was and still is straight,and I could never have her, or at the time I felt anyone. Somehow we ended up in the same room all alone, everyone in the house was asleep, she was asleep... I slowly crept up to her and kissed her, she didn't wake up and then I quickly moved away from her and watched her sleep. I slowly built up more courage and went up to her and kissed her again, this time with tongue(our tongues only just touched briefly... at that age I had know idea what I was doing) I was so nervous.. but still she didn't wake up. I finally caressed and lightly squeezed her boob before I went to the other side of the room and fell asleep and never touched her again.

I've thought about that years later and realized technically I've sexually assaulted her. I forced myself onto someone that was unwilling. I feel so terrible about that.

I've never told a soul about this for fear they'll think I'm some-sort of sexual predator/pervert. So judge away GAF. It feels good to finally tell someone even if it's anonymous.
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Two things:

1. Don't worry. If GAF has taught me anything it's that women cannot sexually assault anyone.

2. If you listen close enough you can hear GAfers fapping furiously.
 
A few years ago I lived with in a sharehouse with 2 other guys and a girl. The girl was asian, very cute and social. She was pretty flirty and often invited me into her room to watch movies / tv shows from her bed. She was never keen to make out (i did try..) and I was quite disappointed when she got a boyfriend and stopped inviting me. I often heard them having sex thanks to her noisy mattress and could hear her masturbating most other nights as she had a noisy vibrator (and soft asian moaning).

Just before Christmas before I left and moved interstate the house was empty besides me. I was incredibly turned on by the prospect of looking around her room naked. I walked around and decided to look for something memorable. I found all of her toys placed neatly in a box with at the back of her wardrobe. I tried one of her small vibrators in my ass, it was pretty amazing (no homo). I also found an external hdd. I booted up the hdd still using the vibrator and found many pictures and videos of her getting it on with her boyfriend. I jerked off countless times over the next few days before I moved out with her toys and videos.

I never copied anything off the hdd and will always have the vivid memories of her soft skin, soft moaning and pink vibrator.
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I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on this one.
I mean if what I've seen is to be believed there is no such thing as "soft asian moaning". Either they're silent as a mime or screaming bloody murder. No middle ground.
 
ronito said:
I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on this one.
I mean if what I've seen is to be believed there is no such thing as "soft asian moaning". Either they're silent as a mime or screaming bloody murder. No middle ground.
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I don't know whether to be offended, amused, or turned on... is there a word for all three?
 
Just before Christmas before I left and moved interstate the house was empty besides me. I was incredibly turned on by the prospect of looking around her room naked. I walked around and decided to look for something memorable. I found all of her toys placed neatly in a box with at the back of her wardrobe. I tried one of her small vibrators in my ass, it was pretty amazing (no homo). I also found an external hdd. I booted up the hdd still using the vibrator and found many pictures and videos of her getting it on with her boyfriend. I jerked off countless times over the next few days before I moved out with her toys and videos.

I never copied anything off the hdd and will always have the vivid memories of her soft skin, soft moaning and pink vibrator.
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Jesus christ Creepy-GAF.
 
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