GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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OK, I'm really not keeping track of whose pictures they were or to whom they were sent thanks to ambiguous use of pronouns. For instance, the teacher's email may have already had his own nude pictures on it and the kid sent them to the teacher's girlfriend.

English is my second language, people. You have no excuse.
 
Subject: I helped get my teacher fired and arrested

YEAH title says it all. I was sorta blackmailed into doing it with a group. See this Teacher was kinda creepy, and somewhat of a tech moron! He got my friend suspended and my friend wanted revenge. I got sucked into it because if I didnt he would have gotten me in trouble big trouble because i was the one who put the viruses on the library PCs which destroyed'em (thought it was a good idea at first). So, my friend and I after school while our teacher was busy went into his laptop and found my teachers email and inside were images of himself nude. So,my friend planted the CP, and sent the message to his girlfriend saying how he wanted to fuck her, you know good stuff. I meanwhile kept watch. He deleted the history and left. Next day, he's not in class and we learned he was arrested for possession of child porn. He got put on the SO list and was barred from teaching or being anywhere near kids. That wuz 9th grade.
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Assuming this is actually true... wtf are you telling us about this for? Tell the fucking police. Get the poor bastard off the hook.

Christ.
 
Can you imagine being in that teacher's position? I sure as hell can't.

In some ways I feel this is actually WORSE than HIV man because it was deliberate, he could confess and let the guy off the hook, and he doesn't even seem apologetic.
 
Wow... getting somebody arrested and destroying their life with planted child porn is pretty dang horrible!

All because the person couldn't take their medicine for some wrong they had done! And something with far far far less consequences than what the teacher would have had happen.

They were probably cut off from all their family and friends, can't get a job, and would probably need to inform any person they form a relationship in the future about their past.....
 
Yeah okay, actually that one's probably the worst one so far...

I can't stop wondering which 3 ronito's confessions were. What if they were the reeeeeeally bad ones and all these confession threads were all a secret plot to get that stuff off his chest? What if he isn't even really a cat!?

I sent in a confession way earlier, but it wasn't even bad, was just a secret. I'm basically a saint now I guess.
 
abusori said:
Yeah okay, actually that one's probably the worst one so far...

I can't stop wondering which 3 ronito's confessions were. What if they were the reeeeeeally bad ones and all these confession threads were all a secret plot to get that stuff off his chest? What if he isn't even really a cat!?

I sent in a confession way earlier, but it wasn't even bad, was just a secret. I'm basically a saint now I guess.
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Well I'm sure we can assume the worst ones. Like the hiv guy and the doozy one. Behind that cute kitten avatar is pure, unmitigated evil!

I'm kidding ronito. I love this thread .__.
 
If that last one is not a lie I hope karma catches up to that person.

Also most likely your friend deserved to be suspended. Especially seeing this stunt you pulled afterwards.
 
abusori said:
Yeah okay, actually that one's probably the worst one so far...

I can't stop wondering which 3 ronito's confessions were. What if they were the reeeeeeally bad ones and all these confession threads were all a secret plot to get that stuff off his chest? What if he isn't even really a cat!?

I sent in a confession way earlier, but it wasn't even bad, was just a secret. I'm basically a saint now I guess.
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Yeah I can garauntee you that mine barely registered at all and were nowhere close to this bad. Keep in mind I've gotten worse than this that I can't post.
 
Subject: I helped get my teacher fired and arrested

YEAH title says it all. I was sorta blackmailed into doing it with a group. See this Teacher was kinda creepy, and somewhat of a tech moron! He got my friend suspended and my friend wanted revenge. I got sucked into it because if I didnt he would have gotten me in trouble big trouble because i was the one who put the viruses on the library PCs which destroyed'em (thought it was a good idea at first). So, my friend and I after school while our teacher was busy went into his laptop and found my teachers email and inside were images of himself nude. So,my friend planted the CP, and sent the message to his girlfriend saying how he wanted to fuck her, you know good stuff. I meanwhile kept watch. He deleted the history and left. Next day, he's not in class and we learned he was arrested for possession of child porn. He got put on the SO list and was barred from teaching or being anywhere near kids. That wuz 9th grade.
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I got pissed off reading the (probably fake) HIVMan story and now I am pissed off after reading the CPTeacher story.
Hopefully that one is fake too.

I can't even imagine what that would be like, trying to tell the cops as they interrogated you, your wife as she walked out the door, your peers as they shunned you, that "Hey! I didn't do it! I don't know what is going on!!!"
And no one would give a fuck, because the evidence is there and CP is one of those things that will get you automatically written off by everyone who know you.
 
EYEL1NER said:
I got pissed off reading the (probably fake) HIVMan story and now I am pissed off after reading the CPTeacher story.
Hopefully that one is fake too.

I can't even imagine what that would be like, trying to tell the cops as they interrogated you, your wife as she walked out the door, your peers as they shunned you, that "Hey! I didn't do it! I don't know what is going on!!!"
And no one would give a fuck, because the evidence is there and CP is one of those things that will get you automatically written off by everyone who know you.
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"Written off" is putting it extremely lightly. That's something that would make people hate you.

I really hope that confession is fake.
 
I've been feeling guilty....

In seventh grade i became friends with a bunch of girls i knew from our Beginning Band class. I went to a small 7-12th grade independent school, so basically everyone knew everyone. This group of girls was full of really smart, talented chicks. Anyway, in sculpture one day i heard them talking about our orchestra teacher. They were talking about his personal life. Apparently all he did was stay at home and play Halo. It made no sense. He was a young successful and generally good looking orchestra teacher, fuck is he doing at home? And how do these girls know? They tell me that theyve been chatting with our teacher on AIM. Since i was 13 i'd been watching a lot of law and order svu, and warning bells immediately started going off in my head. I told them they should stop talking to him ASAP, that it was a bad idea, that no man his age should be doing that. They told me I was paranoid and overanalyzing the whole thing, that he wasnt like that or whatever. I push the issue and these girls flip out at me telling me its none of my business. In shame and self pity i fell back, realizing that I just lost my chance at maybe getting some action from one of these girls. And hey, maybe they were right? I never thought he was much of a predator... about 7 years later in college i hear from my mom that he's been cut from the school for having committed multiple counts of statutory rape, and that a couple of the situations were purportedly forced. I later found out that some of the girls were ones i had known through high school and some even in elementary school. I felt sick to my stomach. I should have said something. All i could think about at the time was how i had fucked it up with some chicks, but maybe i had been the only guy my age who knew...

I never told anyone about that, but its stuck with me for a while.
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Yeah, I have a similar situation.
When I was in high school the football coach was really friendly with the girls. The girls didn't think much of it (it was 90s and there hadn't been all these crazy student/teacher sex scandals) but it did make me uncomfortable. Just a year after I was out of that school dude gets fired for getting one of his former students pregnant. Probably should've said something...

edit: oh and before anyone yells fake on my story its this dude: http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2001/Mar-16-Fri-2001/news/15656031.html
 
One of the Study Hall Monitors got fired after he hosted a party for a bunch of recently graduated girls I knew when I was in High School. I think he bought them booze quite often, but never slept with any of them. The girls were all using him.
 
ronito said:
Yeah, I have a similar situation.
When I was in high school the football coach was really friendly with the girls. The girls didn't think much of it (it was 90s and there hadn't been all these crazy student/teacher sex scandals) but it did make me uncomfortable. Just a year after I was out of that school dude gets fired for getting one of his former students pregnant. Probably should've said something...

edit: oh and before anyone yells fake on my story its this dude: http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2001/Mar-16-Fri-2001/news/15656031.html
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I had a gym teacher fired after two weeks for touching and abusing female students. The guy was not even subtle about it. He used to throw full-force dodgeballs at these girls and make them change in front of everyone, but only the fat ones. I remember he called me a loser for not throwing pens at them one day.

This was around 7th grade.
 
Crunched said:
I had a gym teacher fired after two weeks for touching and abusing female students. The guy was not even subtle about it. He used to throw full-force dodgeballs at these girls and make them change in front of everyone, but only the fat ones. I remember he called me a loser for not throwing pens at them one day.

This was around 7th grade.
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Pens you say???
 
ronito said:
Pens you say???
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Pens, he was handing them out for the class to throw at fat girls. One of them cried and ran to the principal, and he was fired that same day.

He was sitting on a foldout chair in the middle of the gym literally just handing out pens to throw at these girls, who he'd stood all in a line.
 
Crunched said:
I had a gym teacher fired after two weeks for touching and abusing female students. The guy was not even subtle about it. He used to throw full-force dodgeballs at these girls and make them change in front of everyone, but only the fat ones. I remember he called me a loser for not throwing pens at them one day.

This was around 7th grade.
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Someone shoulda taken a bat to his knee.
 
OK gents, a few more rules/restatement of rules since apparently a few have forgotten:

- Sending me emails about how you hate/get turned on by other GAfers by name will not be posted.
- Sending me emails with any racist/sexist/homophobic rants will not get posted
- If you're banned or something don't send me stuff
- As a re-statement of initial rules, simply confessing to wildly illegal stuff (rape/pedo stuff/animal cruelty/etc) will not be posted.

If your confession breaks any of these rules I wont post any of it.
Don't email me and bitch about this stuff. If you want it posted you can go ahead and post it yourself. If you want me to post it on your behalf and keep your secrets then please follow the rules.
 
ronito said:
OK gents, a few more rules/restatement of rules since apparently a few have forgotten:

- Sending me emails about how you hate/get turned on by other GAfers by name will not be posted.
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:/

I can't help it, viciouskillersquirrel just really turns me on.
 
Subject: I helped get my teacher fired and arrested

YEAH title says it all. I was sorta blackmailed into doing it with a group. See this Teacher was kinda creepy, and somewhat of a tech moron! He got my friend suspended and my friend wanted revenge. I got sucked into it because if I didnt he would have gotten me in trouble big trouble because i was the one who put the viruses on the library PCs which destroyed'em (thought it was a good idea at first). So, my friend and I after school while our teacher was busy went into his laptop and found my teachers email and inside were images of himself nude. So,my friend planted the CP, and sent the message to his girlfriend saying how he wanted to fuck her, you know good stuff. I meanwhile kept watch. He deleted the history and left. Next day, he's not in class and we learned he was arrested for possession of child porn. He got put on the SO list and was barred from teaching or being anywhere near kids. That wuz 9th grade.
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@_@

ronito said:
Man, GAF is full of terrible people.
I mean who spells "was" like that?
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ohyou.jpg lol

mre said:
How do we know that anyone has made a single confession? For all we REALLY know, they're just a product of ronito's twisted, creative imagination.
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I made one =p But I guess the only people who REALLY know are the confessors and ronito. So confess something and watch him post it :)

EDIT: Unless you already have and are just being coy to protect your identity ;)
 
Confession: I haven't bathed or left the house in 8 days and I smell like an unwashed lion which is coincidentally what I look like with this neverending neckbeard. I'm probably the most disgusting GAF member.


Edit: Whoops this was supposed to have been emailed to Ronito. Uh oh.
 
jaxword said:
Confession: I haven't bathed or left the house in 8 days and I smell like an unwashed lion which is coincidentally what I look like with this neverending neckbeard. I'm probably the most disgusting GAF member.


Edit: Whoops this was supposed to have been emailed to Ronito. Uh oh.
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Hey, don't fret; some people prefer 'bears'. They aren't turned on by the metrosexual/groomy males; they like big harry men. I even saw a couple of documentaries on it. Everyone actually fits a 'type'. We just need to find the right circle. :)
 
RiverBed said:
Hey, don't fret; some people prefer 'bears'. They aren't turned on by the metrosexual/groomy males; they like big harry men. I even saw a couple of documentaries on it. Everyone actually fits a 'type'. We just need to find the right circle. :)
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I don't think you know what bears are.
 
- I don't trust dogs and cats frustrate me (a cat with a dogs personality would be the perfect pet).
- I almost lost my right eye twice.
- I didn't know that I was color-blind until I was 28 (got obsessed of what I missed/will miss).
- I didn't discover I have ADHD until I was 30 (same obsession occurs).
- I was this close to committing suicide last month.
- I want to be a stand-up comic but have stage fright.
- I was this close to killing my high school principal.
- I am in my profession because when I went to apply for college, there was only one department still open (still graduated head of my class, though).
- When ever I drive, I keep having thoughts of having a nasty car crash and I'll die a slow and painful death.
- I was never ever supervised in my entire life. Never even had bedtime. Ever. I thought it was awesome growing up, but as an adult, I think it messed me up in many ways.
- when I was a kid, the local clinic dumped everything behind their tiny building. I found all-you-can-carry chemicals and new needles. I did something bad with it. Lets just say PETA would disapprove. Hey, I was an unsupervised kid; I didn't know better.
- Between the time I had my first car till the day I left my home town, I always wished I could run into my elementary school bully walking so I can run him over then back up for another go. Never did see him after elementary school though.
- I once had soda and cereal. Tasted horrible.
- My infinitely curious brain wants to know what cum tastes like. Will try it eventually.
- Not comfortable receiving or giving oral.
- I only like Spiderman because I like spiders.
- I am not comfortable looking at peoples eyes- makes for awkward conversation scenarios).
- Not comfortable talking during sex.
- Promised myself when I was a teenager I will never die of old age nor disease.
- For some psychological reason, I can never laugh out loud even when completely alone.
- I am completely emotionally indifferent concerning my father.
- I don't know why I want every single thing I cross by to love me (not just like, I mean love love).
- I don't know why but when a girlfriend says 'I love you' for the first time, I freak out and a voice in my head screams 'RUUUUN!', so I end the relationship abruptly a few days after that happens. (which is weird since I want people to love me, but when anyone does, I end it. Like, seriously, WTF?!)
- I lost my innocence when I was in junior high. It was a crime I committed that in the country I was living in at the time was punishable by death (I am talking about genuine child innocence). I won't tell since it is my most oppressed memory I have.
- People who know me tell me that I come off totally the opposite of who/how I really am: I am seen as arrogant, condescending and stupid. Yet when asked, nobody could tell me why. I think everyone is lying; it has to be something obvious due to consistency. I want to record myself in public so I can spot it myself. Maybe the eyes thing comes into play?
- Sex grosses me out to an extent (a bit of a germaphobe part lives in my brain)
- I broke into a gated community's swimming pool at around 3 am. After the swim, I skated down a main street drunk/high as fuck with a big half-drunk bottle of whiskey and jamming my headphones while singing along loudly. I never felt more alive. Fortunately, I wasn't arrested.
- I am germaphoic only when it comes to wet stuff.
- I judge food hotness by smell.
- I LOVE falling to sleep so sometimes I use the snooz button for hours during sleep. It is so rewarding especially if you have nothing to rush when you wake up the final time.
- I want to see a shrink to either confirm or deny my sanity but I feel I will be arrested right there in the shrink's office and sent to a loony bin forever. I don't take confinement too well.
- Chickens are weird.
- Flying fish are the most inspirational thing ever; they skipped land all together!
- I was once swimming as a kid in the ocean when a shark the length of my arm was swimming around me nearly touching me. I thought it would attack so I started to frantically move and shake my entire body in order to hit it or scare it. It was so fast and swift. So close to my skin, yet not touching it. It turns out it was my self-shadow. Never felt so stupid. Nobody was around, but then again, I was there so I know...
- The geek inside me died in 2010 since there were no flying cars and no under-water cities and no moon base. And I gave the world an extra decade to make it happen, but no. Google glasses and auto-drive cars are a good effort- though WAY late, in my opinion- but I fear the inevitable meltdown when Earth runs out of fossil fuel. When that happens, I think it'll take over a hundred years to get back in the game (we need to start many things from scratch...). But on the upside, post-meltdown societies will be the best time in human existence- even better than the renaissance. All that will be avoided if we reach a Tier 1 civilization, though. Either outcome; some of the people who will experience the most dramatic change in human history have been born already.
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You wrote a huge ass confession, the least I can do is write a huge ass reply:

-What do you mean "you don't trust dogs"? Like when you're not looking they're gonna steal money out of your wallet or steal your girlfriend?
-Almost lost your eye? You need to stop hanging with Bob white man.
-Yeah man me and blue and green? We hang out all the time. You're missing out dude!
-ADHD? I'd say if anything you've experienced more with it than you would have without it. Of course it's easy to say "Oh, if I could have focused more I could have had a better job/girlfriend/life". But it's like saying "If I had a bigger penis and didn't look like a trainwreck I could be a porn star!" No, you wouldn't and yes, its' a waste of time.
-Dude, if you're thinking about suicide get help
- Everyone with nerd rage wants to be a comedian. However having known some I can say it takes a certain person with a certain personality. You have to have a strong sense of self delusion cause you have to convince yourself that you're not only better than everyone else that's trying to make it, but also that everyone out there telling you that you suck is wrong.
- Close to killing your principal? Nevermind, I don't wanna know. I of all people know that GAF is dark and full of terrors.
- Chose your major because only one department left open? I got you beat. I majored in classical guitar performance. Why? I wanted to play in the classical guitar ensemble. You had to audition. So I did. After I was done the professor was like, "Oh you're good. What are you majoring in?" I said I hadn't decided he said I should major in classical guitar. I asked "Is that that good? Is that fun?" He replied, "Yeah you get all the chicks." I said, "Ok" on the spot. You had no choice. I made my choice not because of a great talent or love of music or anything. I only did it because my professor said it'd get me chicks.
- Honestly, I'd be surprised if there are a lot of people that don't imagine getting in a car accident when they drive from time to time. I do it every now and then. If it's all the time, you got anxiety son. Go see a doc.
- I dunno if it's fair to say that an unstructured upbringing really hurt you. I mean I have friends that let their kids do as they please. Those kids have issues self regulating and having empathy. True. But I also see people that that raise their kids strictly. These kids then have issues with making decisions for themselves/letting go and having fun/are high stress. There's no upbringing that has no issues.
- This reminds me of a work place that had a container for used needles and sharps (for diabetics). I was joking around with a co-worker saying "I never mainlined heroin but I figure with all these used needles lying around how could I afford not to?" Yeah, they didn't appreciate the joke.
- I'll admit I never got that far in my "beating up the bully" fantasies. But I will say this. My old bully tried to friend me on facebook. He's gotten immensely fat, has a crap job, has more kids than he can afford and has a wife that looks constantly pissed and looks miserable. I think he wanted to friend me to see if I could help him find a job. Seeing what his sad life had come to and clicking "reject" was one of the most gratifying things in my life. Much better than running him over in a car could ever be.
- Soda and cereal? That's terrible. I used to work with a former olympian (some minor track and field guy) and he was always saying that anyone could be an olympian they just needed enough "drive" to do it. Then I saw him eating his corn flakes with water because he didn't want the calories from the milk. I then realized that I not only would never have that "drive" I was would never want that "drive".
- You wanna know what cum tastes like? Aren't you a dude? I mean that's an easy thing to remedy seems like.
- Not comfortable with oral? I was kidding about hanging out with blue and green but you really are missing out.
- Well I only like Spiderman because Kirsten Dunst's shirt clings to her in the rain scene.
- No comfortable looking a people's eyes. That's a great excuse. "I wasn't staring at your breasts! I just can't look people in the eye."
- Not comfortable talking during sex? That's why I tell my mom never to call me during sex.
- You and every other teenager promised themselves they'll never die of old age. But then as we grow older we find we like life.
- You can't laugh aloud? You must be a hit at parties.
- Emotionally indifferent about your dad? Is that because he's an asshole and you can't bring yourself to care? Or is it because you're an asshole and can't bring yourself to care?
- I can attest that I want people to like me. I hate that about myself. But everything? Love me? That must be emotionally exhausting.
- Yeah dude that's weird. Being loved is a privilege. I can understand if you didn't feel the same way but every time? That just ain't right.
- Crime punishable by death in the country where you live? You were a democrat in deep texas?
- See, I come off as arrogant, condescending and stupid because I am. Some day you'll accept that as I have.
- You know when you think about sex it is a pretty gross concept. Sorta like sticking your finger up someone else's nose.
- Never felt more alive? Yeah, whiskey will do that.
- Germaphobic of wet stuff? that explains the sex stuff.
- Food hotness by smell? What?
- I love falling asleep but I hate the snooze button so much I'd never do that.
- If it really is that bad then think of it this way. Go see a shrink and get some help, or don't see a shrink and get some help from prison?
- All animals are weird when you look at them.
- Flying fish as inspiration? Ok.
- Shark shadow. That's awesome.
- To be fair, nearly every generation believes the same thing in your last sentence.
 
jaxword said:
Confession: I haven't bathed or left the house in 8 days and I smell like an unwashed lion which is coincidentally what I look like with this neverending neckbeard. I'm probably the most disgusting GAF member.


Edit: Whoops this was supposed to have been emailed to Ronito. Uh oh.
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Challenge accepted.
I bet someone out there has you beat soundly.
Let's see it.

gafconfess@gmail.com
 
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