End of the Year Awards from me, the great Siddx.
Lets get these two out of the way first, since they are likely the ones to make the most people feel annoyed with me.
Worst Album of the Year
Nicki Minaaj - Pink Friday
What a fucking embarrassment. From her irritating voice that claws at my soul (Urkel!) to her taking an already played out method of punchline rapping and abusing the fuck out of it (Ike Turner!) everything about this album is fucking terrible (Lil B!). I can barley get through a single verse without wanting to smash it into a million pieces (James Frey!). This lazy punchline rapping style needs to be put down forever (Nicki Minaajs career!)
Most Disappointing Album of the Year
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Fuck Fest 2010 BYOB Chickachicka What
This album is disappointing because it could have been amazing, if Kanye would just stop being so fucking crazy and show some god damn restraint. We didnt need 3 minutes of Chris Rock telling the same joke over and over at the end of Blame Game. We didnt need every artist Kanye has ever met making a cluster fuck of All of the Lights. We didnt need random Rick Ross verses. We didnt need approximately 30 minutes of this album. But we got it anyways. Because Kanye is fucking crazy. And its beginning to become evident that its no longer in a good way. It was clear to me that he got halfway through and got distracted by other work, or something shiny in the next room, or Jay-Zs dick in his throat. And as a result he treated this album like a plaything, carelessly throwing random shit on top of random shit.
Artist I am so fucking tired of hearing about
J.Cole
I saw him live, I have his mixtapes, I enjoy his music. But if people dont stop talking about him like he is here to save rap...and cook you dinner, give you handjobs, and shove 100 dollar bills under your nutsack...I am going to be tired of him before he even releases an actual album.
Artist that needs to STOP writing and performing his own hooks
Gilbert Forte
Despite being from the school of Lil Wayne impersonators, he does it fairly well, is a decent lyricist and has some great beat selection (Burn me down is hype as fuck). But his hooks are so bad they make me want to kill innocent and cute creatures. Truly truly awful sing songy bullshit that often makes no sense whatsoever either.
The can we just euthanize R Kellys child molesting ass now since we have an RnB singer who does the same kind of music in just as entertaining a way without pissing on children as well?
The Dream - Love King
The "I just dont care anymore, sorry" award
Wu-Tang and everyone involved with them.
I know Rae had a great album last year, and Ghostface is still killing it. But I just dont care anymore. Listening to anything wu related makes me feel exhausted and sad.
Album that desperately needs a better rapper (no wocka flocka or gucci, those are obvious)
Pilot Talk 2
Currensy fucking blows. Sorry. He has a horrible voice, ugly style, and boring lyrics. The fact he gets these amazing beats to rap over is a fucking crime. Give them to Wiz Khalifa at least. Hes nothing remarkable either but he is at least competent and enjoyable to listen to.
Your shtick is done dudes award
The Cool Kids
Tacklebox was awful, you have become lazy and too aware of your hipster bullshit rap. Go join The Knux in a coffee shop somewhere and get a normal pair of pants before your balls shrivel up and fall off. Also you guys are awful rappers and even worse producers. It worked the first time, but like using chocolate sauce in the bedroom, its amusing once, but after that it just becomes a pain to deal with.
Artist I want to hate but cant
Drake
Dont get me wrong, his album still sucks and I have no interest in hearing his music anymore. But there is someone endearing about him. Maybe its his degarassi roots, or his goofy ass faces on stage, or the fact he is canadian and its hard to hate canadians (easy to mock, hard to hate). Whatever reason, I have no ill will towards him despite being one of the perpetrators of my most hated new style, lazy punchlines.
Abums that might have won album of the year if they had been a little longer
Jon Hope - WaterFire
J.Lately - El mananero
Both are fantastic albums that end way too soon. Its like busting a nut in a girls mouth when you wanted to have sex. You enjoy it immensely but you wanted more out of the experience.
The make me get hype as fuck and dropkick an old person beat of the year
Lex Luger - B.M.F.
The I still dont get it award
Tie between Jay Elecontrica and Blu. I want to like these artists. I should like these artists considering what kind of hip hop I like. But I dont. They both make me want to punch babies in the fucking mouth.
The Why Do I Like This? Award
Johnny Polygon
Some awful production, absurdly dumb lyrics, a terrible style, and just plain corny songs. And yet I really really liked about half of Rebel without Applause.
The next person who uses this beat is getting murdered with a large stick award
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The slaughterhouse member who gained the most stock with me
Royce da 59
He is just too goddamn funny, I used to hate him but Bar Exam 3 made me a fan. An amazing rapper with more skill that 99% of other rappers out there, I will pick up everything he does from now on.
The slaughterhouse member who lost the most stock with me
Joell Ortiz
At the beginning of the year he was my favorite member and I was telling people he was the best rapper in the game. But I just got bored. Everything he has done since sounds the same. Oh well. I still have faith I guess.
The slaughterhouse member who had the best song of the year
Crooked I
Anything was so sick I still listen to it constantly. The beat will melt your face, the hook is catchy, and the verses are sick as fuck.
The slaughterhouse member I still cant stand
Joe Budden
Shut the fuck up you emo crybaby whine ass.
Artist that needs to hurry up and release a full length album already
The ILLZ
For real, I would punch every child I meet in the face if it would somehow provoke him into dropping an LP asap.
The I would probably beat the shit out of you if I had to spend an hour near you for being such a whiney little bitch... but damnit you are talented and your music rocks award
Kid Cudi
I think the name of the award says it all
The why have I yet to give this album a good listen? award
The Roots - How I got over
Ive heard the songs individually on my itunes at random. I have given the album a quick run through. But I have yet to find time to sit down and really listen to it. Despite loving every single song I hear from it individually.
The really Gaf?...really!? Award
Lil'B
Just...godamnit.
Artists I still need to listen to more thoroughly to judge.
Nickelus F
Smoke DZA
Jeff Chery
Luck One
Rome
Tom Hardy
Jay Rock
Emilio Rojas
J Ferb
Cobeh Obeah
Strong Arm Steady
Apollo Brown
Add-2
Neak
Saheed
Stars and Murph
Best compilation
Miami Beat Wave - Slight Modification
All the attention Das Racist got had me scratching my head. I dont get it to be honest, I thought sit down, man was largely boring. Slight modification on the other hand, bangs from track one till the very end. Some of the instrumentals make me instantly want to jump on reason and makes beats or write some lyrics. This could be an album of the year contender for me as well.
Album of the Year
Kno - Death is Silent
And the craziest thing is? I think Kno is kind of a shit rapper. I hate his voice, it just screams generic white underground rapper. Its monotone, boring, and he sometimes says nothing of interest in any clever way.
But holy fuck is he an amazing producer. Only second behind Ant as far as being my favorite producer in all of music. In fact its so good that I have no problem overlooking the fact he is a shit rapper 90% of the time. So good that its my album of the year. Yeah, THAT good.
Runner ups
Yelawolf - Trunk Muzik: 0-60
A brilliant reminder of why I love southern hip hop.
SkufL - Welcome to my block
Let down only by a 3rd act that drags a bit
Shad - TSOL
Just a fun album with quite a few really great songs but also let down by a few completely average songs.
Big Boi - Chico Dusty
I hated speakerboxxx. (I hated love below even more.) As far as I was concerned, Outkast didnt work as solo artists. Andre and Big Boi made beautiful music together and weird un focused bullshit alone. So I was caught off guard by how much I loved this album.