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GAF-Hop |OT9/9/99| African Substitute Teachers Run NY

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Yeah, when I first listened to blue chips 2 I was actually streaming it from livemixtapes so I was like wtf they have ads at the end of every song now?!
 

Dereck

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MellowHigh

The features are great, that chorus on that Curren$y track is puke.

Hodgy and Domo have improved in their rapping ability, but their lyrics are underwhelming. A bunch of fast rapping on some decent beats, (swag rap/weed rap), it bumps in the whip.
 
I have an Applebee's commercial at the end of It Concerns Me...

All those ads are sports references during that time. So yes, on purpose. The name of the album is Blue Chips 2. The trailer was enough of a clue to let you know the theme of this album. But to bad the lyrics don't fit the theme.
 

T Dollarz

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I just can't understand the Bronson/Blue Chips hate. To me this tape has solidified him as a top 5 new wave guy for me, as I have loved all 6 of his projects and the show I went to was fucking LIVE.
 
Em interview.
- Doesn't think lyricism has gone away in hip-hop because of artists like Drake and Wayne
- Did Love Game with Kendrick a week before Control came out

"Yo that dude is an animal man. He's a whole different kind of beast. Like he's fuckin.. he's.. To me, he just keeps getting better. Every verse. Every time he's finding a new pocket, you know? So... so it's fun to watch man. For me." - Em on Kendrick Lamar
 

wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
That lil kim thread is tragic

downright nightmare fuel.

childhood feels ruined all of a sudden. i remember my cousin worked at a record shop for a summer and she gave me a free mini-poster of the hardcore artwork.

mom snatched that shit real fast off my wall.
 

siddx

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Lil Kim stepping up her Michael Jackson game. Just needs to molest some children and it will be like he never died!
 

overcast

Member
You guys didn't hold back on Swag, Christ. You gotta be there for your mom though. I have my mom needing surgery again pretty soon. Can't imagine not being there.

Take it easy man.
 

IrishNinja

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maccas why did you let these scrubs have their own Em OT when you claimed it dude
what happened

Listening to yeezus was like having Kim Kardasian rub her disease infested ray j stained beef curtain hamburger meat caustic acid vagina on my ears until they melted away to cartilage.
Big Sean had one good song on the entire album, and I forgot what every single song sounded like on the pusha album three seconds after it was over.

all of that sounds better than what we got tho
on the lowered expectations scale, pusha alone did far better, even with a few yeezus tracks shitting on both efforts
 

Esch

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You guys didn't hold back on Swag, Christ. You gotta be there for your mom though. I have my mom needing surgery again pretty soon. Can't imagine not being there.

Take it easy man.
Meh, sometimes you gotta go in. Ive seen monsieur swagless talk out of the side of his mouth about his parents a couple times in various places of the ot and thought he needed a good roasting. You can talk grimey about anyone in the world except your parents unless they do some truly terrible shit to you. Your mother carried you around for 9 months and probably shat herself giving birth to you so you should shut the fuck up and take care of her whenever you can, is what im saying here I guess
 

siddx

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To add to the embarrassment, dude is asking neogaf how to date a girl. Unless you are 14 or a lifelong virgin you shouldn't be needing to ask gaf how to fucking date. I remember when that girl-age advice thread first started years ago I jumped in giving advice and then quickly realized 1. I was wasting my time, most of those dudes don't want advice, they want to whine about how girls never like nice guys. And 2. I looked just as stupid sitting in a thread trying to talk like an expert about girls. Nobody is a fucking expert at girls. Girls aren't experts on girls. You just go with the flow, not make a fucking gameplan and try to execute the perfect strategy.
 

DominoKid

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Casino & Future - Pocket Watching
To add to the embarrassment, dude is asking neogaf how to date a girl. Unless you are 14 or a lifelong virgin you shouldn't be needing to ask gaf how to fucking date. I remember when that girl-age advice thread first started years ago I jumped in giving advice and then quickly realized 1. I was wasting my time, most of those dudes don't want advice, they want to whine about how girls never like nice guys. And 2. I looked just as stupid sitting in a thread trying to talk like an expert about girls. Nobody is a fucking expert at girls. Girls aren't experts on girls. You just go with the flow, not make a fucking gameplan and try to execute the perfect strategy.

I had to give up the dating-age and stop thinking on it so much.
 

Tokubetsu

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To add to the embarrassment, dude is asking neogaf how to date a girl. Unless you are 14 or a lifelong virgin you shouldn't be needing to ask gaf how to fucking date. I remember when that girl-age advice thread first started years ago I jumped in giving advice and then quickly realized 1. I was wasting my time, most of those dudes don't want advice, they want to whine about how girls never like nice guys. And 2. I looked just as stupid sitting in a thread trying to talk like an expert about girls. Nobody is a fucking expert at girls. Girls aren't experts on girls. You just go with the flow, not make a fucking gameplan and try to execute the perfect strategy.

GAF-Hop is the best dating advice thread.
 

Pavaloo

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To add to the embarrassment, dude is asking neogaf how to date a girl. Unless you are 14 or a lifelong virgin you shouldn't be needing to ask gaf how to fucking date. I remember when that girl-age advice thread first started years ago I jumped in giving advice and then quickly realized 1. I was wasting my time, most of those dudes don't want advice, they want to whine about how girls never like nice guys. And 2. I looked just as stupid sitting in a thread trying to talk like an expert about girls. Nobody is a fucking expert at girls. Girls aren't experts on girls. You just go with the flow, not make a fucking gameplan and try to execute the perfect strategy.

I never post in GAF-Hop, I just tend to lurk, but fucking amen man.
 
To add to the embarrassment, dude is asking neogaf how to date a girl. Unless you are 14 or a lifelong virgin you shouldn't be needing to ask gaf how to fucking date. I remember when that girl-age advice thread first started years ago I jumped in giving advice and then quickly realized 1. I was wasting my time, most of those dudes don't want advice, they want to whine about how girls never like nice guys. And 2. I looked just as stupid sitting in a thread trying to talk like an expert about girls. Nobody is a fucking expert at girls. Girls aren't experts on girls. You just go with the flow, not make a fucking gameplan and try to execute the perfect strategy.

Word. Is fucking surfing. Can't explain that shit, just do it. Besides the BS. GAF-HOP keeps real, even with the Jansport flow at times.
 

kamspy

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Mr Swag it's really easy.

In this order:
1. Make her laugh
2. Find a center within her and slowly chew it up. FIgure out her deepest insecurities and start dropping them into casual conversation, but in a way that she doesn't feel like you're talking about her. Take the things she hates about herself, and point them out to her on other people and explain how nasty it is. If she asks if you think she has the same characteristics, so "oh honey no". This will break her down and she'll be working for your approval a lot harder than she would have otherwise. Is it wrong? Maybe. But it still makes her a better person for improving her flaws, and it gives you the pull in the relationship.
3. No matter what she says, she's a freak. If she says she doesn't like being choked while you fuck her, she's either being coy, or just doesn't know she likes it yet. Bitches love that 50 Shades of Gray shit and that's basically torture porn. Grab that neck when you're fucking her and go for the booty hole early and hard.

As MJG would say, break that ho down to her very last compound.
 

Kimosabae

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Mr Swag it's really easy.

Bitches love that 50 Shades of Gray shit and that's basically torture porn. Grab that neck when you're fucking her and go for the booty hole early and hard.

Uh, yeah. Last chick I was with told me she was reading this: she was a fucking playground.

In fact, I'd suggest this book is required mentioning to any chick you're interested in fucking.
 

Esch

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Mr Swag it's really easy.

In this order:
1. Make her laugh
2. Find a center within her and slowly chew it up. FIgure out her deepest insecurities and start dropping them into casual conversation, but in a way that she doesn't feel like you're talking about her. Take the things she hates about herself, and point them out to her on other people and explain how nasty it is. If she asks if you think she has the same characteristics, so "oh honey no". This will break her down and she'll be working for your approval a lot harder than she would have otherwise. Is it wrong? Maybe. But it still makes her a better person for improving her flaws, and it gives you the pull in the relationship.
3. No matter what she says, she's a freak. If she says she doesn't like being choked while you fuck her, she's either being coy, or just doesn't know she likes it yet. Bitches love that 50 Shades of Gray shit and that's basically torture porn. Grab that neck when you're fucking her and go for the booty hole early and hard.

As MJG would say, break that ho down to her very last compound.
Also when its time play the album Ambition by Wale
 
Lloyd Banks is flowing on this new mixtape. Nobody cares though, which is too bad because he could probably still make some good projects in that Freddie Gibbs lane.

Funny listening to his earlier work compared to this though. Sup witcha voice bruh

Smoove
 

DominoKid

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Most important advice though, is *always* eat the ass.

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Recon

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Mr Swag it's really easy.

In this order:
1. Make her laugh
2. Find a center within her and slowly chew it up. FIgure out her deepest insecurities and start dropping them into casual conversation, but in a way that she doesn't feel like you're talking about her. Take the things she hates about herself, and point them out to her on other people and explain how nasty it is. If she asks if you think she has the same characteristics, so "oh honey no". This will break her down and she'll be working for your approval a lot harder than she would have otherwise. Is it wrong? Maybe. But it still makes her a better person for improving her flaws, and it gives you the pull in the relationship.
3. No matter what she says, she's a freak. If she says she doesn't like being choked while you fuck her, she's either being coy, or just doesn't know she likes it yet. Bitches love that 50 Shades of Gray shit and that's basically torture porn. Grab that neck when you're fucking her and go for the booty hole early and hard.

As MJG would say, break that ho down to her very last compound.

This is some misogynistic bullshit..
 
Uh, yeah. Last chick I was with told me she was reading this: she was a fucking playground.

In fact, I'd suggest this book is required mentioning to any chick you're interested in fucking.

Some chick at work said she loves the books, and said "they're just like Twilight" while attempting to get another chick to read them. I didn't know people talked so openly about that book, or compared it to the far less extreme/graphic Twilight lol

I heard there are no black men in the book so I couldn't care less.
 
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