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It's to show you how cool they are.
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Truthfully, that is the exact reply I was going to say Toku.
That Jay Rock is definitely nice. Wonder if we'll get a project from him this year.
That Jay Rock is definitely nice. Wonder if we'll get a project from him this year.
I can totally do a Chuuwee Dilla tribute tape, ill definitely download it.
Tokubetsu
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I know. I'm connected to the universe.
CountBlack
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because they are the black equivalent of
So they're like heavy metal for rap
I can't comprehend
It really isn't that hard to...
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haha yea I get it but, just never thought their music sounded that dark.
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As much as I enjoy Jay-Z's music, his greatest contribution to humanity is Rocawear boxer briefs. So damn good. Wish I could find more. Bought a few pair back in the day and they're still my go-to drawers for both comfort and style. Idk what Nas has on that. I don't own any Braveheart undergarments.
SUPERHEAD-a review of rap star sizes and performance, this chick apparently fucked the industry
List of Rappers
Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant fuck
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he's on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre's is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol' Dirty Bastard - may his big dick rest in peace
Clipse - They're both long but they cant fuck and Pusha T's breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a pussy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but cant fuck and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much shit in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an asshole personality
Mase - Long but he has an asshole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can fuck
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pussy has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant fuck
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant fuck
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous - big dick but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he's impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick
and im out
List of Rappers
Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant fuck
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he's on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre's is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol' Dirty Bastard - may his big dick rest in peace
Clipse - They're both long but they cant fuck and Pusha T's breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a pussy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but cant fuck and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much shit in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an asshole personality
Mase - Long but he has an asshole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can fuck
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pussy has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant fuck
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant fuck
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous - big dick but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he's impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick
and im out
This is R&B, but if some gaf-hoppers like Aaliyah they might greatly enjoy this
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Jay Electronica on Twitter
Someone teach me how to embed tweets
Someone teach me how to embed tweets
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Aaaaah lmao!
Jay-z Kinda Won
CountBlack
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yeah, i cant take that seriously either tbh.
also the best alc beat of the year is Kosmos pt 4. dripping emotions and stuff
Dude doesn't come off high pitched to you?
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I'd rather be small and handsome than big and ugly. Nas won again
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Roc's voice sounds good on his own shit. When he does features sometimes his voice is weirdly pitched though.
he's still the dopest rapper in the game
he's still the dopest rapper in the game
apparently list is fake, but still, pause central
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no you wouldn't. He lost so hard.
Snoop Dogg regarding list
...Karen got the Redman description from a clip on MTV where he's running around with a hard-on and some MTV host chick mistakes it for a banana and touches it.
...Karen got the Redman description from a clip on MTV where he's running around with a hard-on and some MTV host chick mistakes it for a banana and touches it.
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edit: LOL
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Holy shit what's this? Thanks for the indirect recommendation.
Nice. I'm still listening to the Millennium Falcon tape with Sundown. Great stuff.
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I have too many tabs open so all that's visible from this thread's title is "in my anus"
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Eh... Nas won.
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