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[Disgraced]

Here's my dating profile bullshot.

Handsome dude, you are. There product in your hair? Can't tell, looks good though. Though, you seem to suffer from paleness, as do I, and I think you'd benefit greatly without the flash in better lighting. 8/10.

I'm scared, GAF.

David Cage sitting next to a panda? Adorbs! 11/10.

Naw, but really, you've got a delightful smile. 7/10.

 

[pixelation]

OK gaf. Showed only the first 3 pages to a friend, told her to be brutality honest and rate yall from a scale to 1-10. I apologize gaf. Her scale is pretty rough.

Deadly Joker: 3
Discoid: 5
Kyzon: 7
Pixelation: 4
Infinity Patriot: 6.5-7
Arjen: 4-5
Seesaw15: 4
Team Alucard: 6
PigSpeakers: 5
THRILLH0: 5
Transhuman: 4.5
Daveo42: 3
Littletran22: 2.5
SPMH: 7.5
kingwingin: 6
Jpop: 5
RangerX: 4.5
KDash31987: 2
Moggelicious: 3
liliththepale: 4.5
Neoxon: 2
nkenyon: 1.5

Her scale was based on angles and personality coming off of the photos. I personally would've honestly rated everyone higher. :|

liliththepale deserves better...

EDIT: Screw that. I disagree with many of her ratings, can we see a pic of her?...

 

[blackflag]

Jumping in!
(these images are effing huge btw)

Charisma, humor. Seem like a chill guy. Would totally friend you. 8/10

 

[Lys Skygge]

I don't have very many pictures of myself because I'm usually behind the camera . So my most recent picture of myself is from January. I've had a haircut since...

This was after a 6 mile hike. Maybe I'll take a new photo tomorrow

Edit: Hmm it appears my photo won't show up :/

Edit 2: fixed!

 

[Kozak]

Ill learn to not participate in future

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Be gentle GAF, I had gained some weight and my coworker took this pic after a shitty day at work

 

[Horse Detective]

^ The above made me a little more comfortable with the potential zoophobia.

 

[meow]

OK gaf. Showed only the first 3 pages to a friend, told her to be brutality honest and rate yall from a scale to 1-10. I apologize gaf. Her scale is pretty rough.

Her scale was based on angles and personality coming off of the photos. I personally would've honestly rated everyone higher. :|

I haven't posted because I honestly think I'm a harsher judge than basically everyone in here, and I still call bs on this list. I mean, I know it's objective but some of these rankings are outside the range of reasonableness. I haven't seen a single picture (though I confess I have not looked through the entire thread) and I haven't seen any that I would give a 3 or lower.

It's rate the looks, not rate what you perceive the personality of the person is and how much you might like them. Some of these ratings feel like "you remind me of someone I hate! go live under the bridge with the other trolls, you are a 0.7!" Either that or her scale secretly runs -7 to 9 or something.

 

[Fj0823]

I'm prepared for the shaming

7.5/10

Do you even NOT lift bro?

 

[daveo42]

OK gaf. Showed only the first 3 pages to a friend, told her to be brutality honest and rate yall from a scale to 1-10. I apologize gaf. Her scale is pretty rough.

Deadly Joker: 3
Discoid: 5
Kyzon: 7
Pixelation: 4
Infinity Patriot: 6.5-7
Arjen: 4-5
Seesaw15: 4
Team Alucard: 6
PigSpeakers: 5
THRILLH0: 5
Transhuman: 4.5
Daveo42: 3
Littletran22: 2.5
SPMH: 7.5
kingwingin: 6
Jpop: 5
RangerX: 4.5
KDash31987: 2
Moggelicious: 3
liliththepale: 4.5
Neoxon: 2
nkenyon: 1.5

Her scale was based on angles and personality coming off of the photos. I personally would've honestly rated everyone higher. :|

That's about where I would have placed myself anyway. It's not that great of a photo either. Still, some of these values seem so random. I don't think she knows what she's talking about.

Maybe we need to get some of those Dating Ring matchmakers in here to start judging away to get a good handle on how hot (or not) we really are.

 

[Valhelm]

Here's my dating profile bullshot.

7/10, but that's a pretty awful picture.

I'm scared, GAF.

I can't quite tell how old you are, so I won't give a number rating, but you certainly aren't unattractive.

Jumping in!
(these images are effing huge btw)

8/10. That first pic is awesome.

I don't have very many pictures of myself because I'm usually behind the camera . So my most recent picture of myself is from January. I've had a haircut since...

9/10. You deserve that beard.

 

[Shadow_Lord]

9/10

 

[pixelation]

^ The above made me a little more comfortable with the potential zoophobia.

Wait... you're not turquoise colored?, i am sooo disappointed!!!

 

[NoFaceNico]

9/10

Holy shit dude. You look like F-1 legend Ayrton Senna! Does anyone else see the resemblance? It's uncanny.

I give you 3 World Championships out of 10 ... er... I mean... 9/10.

 

[Oblivion]

OK gaf. Showed only the first 3 pages to a friend, told her to be brutality honest and rate yall from a scale to 1-10. I apologize gaf. Her scale is pretty rough.

Deadly Joker: 3
Discoid: 5
Kyzon: 7
Pixelation: 4
Infinity Patriot: 6.5-7
Arjen: 4-5
Seesaw15: 4
Team Alucard: 6
PigSpeakers: 5
THRILLH0: 5
Transhuman: 4.5
Daveo42: 3
Littletran22: 2.5
SPMH: 7.5
kingwingin: 6
Jpop: 5
RangerX: 4.5
KDash31987: 2
Moggelicious: 3
liliththepale: 4.5
Neoxon: 2
nkenyon: 1.5

Her scale was based on angles and personality coming off of the photos. I personally would've honestly rated everyone higher. :|

What's the rating on your friend?

 

[Deadly Joker]

OK gaf. Showed only the first 3 pages to a friend, told her to be brutality honest and rate yall from a scale to 1-10. I apologize gaf. Her scale is pretty rough.

Deadly Joker: 3
Discoid: 5
Kyzon: 7
Pixelation: 4
Infinity Patriot: 6.5-7
Arjen: 4-5
Seesaw15: 4
Team Alucard: 6
PigSpeakers: 5
THRILLH0: 5
Transhuman: 4.5
Daveo42: 3
Littletran22: 2.5
SPMH: 7.5
kingwingin: 6
Jpop: 5
RangerX: 4.5
KDash31987: 2
Moggelicious: 3
liliththepale: 4.5
Neoxon: 2
nkenyon: 1.5

Her scale was based on angles and personality coming off of the photos. I personally would've honestly rated everyone higher. :|

Yep, I'm a 3.

 

[rokkerkory]

Me and the wifey... be nice!

 

[Morrigan Stark]

Eh, what the hell. I've posted pics before, anyway.

My hair is actually even longer now than shown here. The last time I got a proper haircut was in...err...2008, maybe? I trimmed a bit of the ends here and there between then and 2010 or so, but after that...I've just let it grow. It's not always as messy as shown above. Hah.

I switch between having a beard and not like every other week or so. It grows back really fast.

You look like a young Hansi Kürsch*! For that alone, I give you a solid 8... on the pic with more facial hair at least. Definitely keep the beard.

* Apparently he cut his hair recently, so maybe not that much anymore. I guess a early-to-mid-2000's Hansi then.

I don't have very many pictures of myself because I'm usually behind the camera . So my most recent picture of myself is from January. I've had a haircut since...

This was after a 6 mile hike. Maybe I'll take a new photo tomorrow

Edit: Hmm it appears my photo won't show up :/

Edit 2: fixed!

Is that a bullshot? Too bad about the haircut, 'cause that pic would be a 8.5, 9 with even longer hair.

 

[Thunderbolt]

Me and the wifey... be nice!

Great looking couple, no numbers necessary.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Me and the wifey... be nice!

Damn nice looking couple/10

This is me.

 

[fanboi]

Just took a selfie, hate these instagram filters:

 

[Cow Mengde]

Kinda wish I hadn't deleted mine now, I could use some honesty.

;_; She thinks we're dishonest, guys.

 

[GK86]

Being a female on this forum must be weird with so many desperate, borderline creepy guys on here. I GAVE YOU A 10!!!!! DID YOU SEE? HUH HUH HUH? I AM NOW DEFENDING YOU AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE'S RATINGS! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!

9.5/10.

 

[Jacksinthe]

OK gaf. Showed only the first 3 pages to a friend, told her to be brutality honest and rate yall from a scale to 1-10. I apologize gaf. Her scale is pretty rough.

Deadly Joker: 3
Discoid: 5
Kyzon: 7
Pixelation: 4
Infinity Patriot: 6.5-7
Arjen: 4-5
Seesaw15: 4
Team Alucard: 6
PigSpeakers: 5
THRILLH0: 5
Transhuman: 4.5
Daveo42: 3
Littletran22: 2.5
SPMH: 7.5
kingwingin: 6
Jpop: 5
RangerX: 4.5
KDash31987: 2
Moggelicious: 3
liliththepale: 4.5
Neoxon: 2
nkenyon: 1.5

Her scale was based on angles and personality coming off of the photos. I personally would've honestly rated everyone higher. :|

Glad my pic was behind a link :O

Some of those numbers are absolutely absurd, though. 1.5? 2? Seriously? That's down there with "well at least it's a wiggling pile of flesh" of which, nobody here is that low.

Her scale isn't rough - her scale is completely out of alignment. No offense to your friend but this scale is far more skewed than video game reviews :/

 

[Rich!]

I do this to every tablet, iPad and phone that's left unlocked near me

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

I want to have sex with all of you. Yes that's right, each and every one of you. How many gallons of lube will I need to make this happen?

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

I do this to every tablet, iPad and phone that's left unlocked near me

Dem nostrils, sexy as fuck. Flawless!

Have fun rating half of a face! ;P

 

[Mexen]

This looks like fun.

 

[y2dvd]

There's no way I'm posting a pic of her. She doesn't know gaf and I asked her to rate yall, so it wouldn't be fair to her. But to be fair, she gave her own bf a low score on the looks department lol. She didn't want to rate me, so I'll let yall have at it. Take out her harsh ratings in me! D:

 

[LookAtMeGo]

There's no way I'm posting a pic of her. She doesn't know gaf and I asked her to rate yall, so it wouldn't be fair to her. But to be fair, she gave her own bf a low score on the looks department lol. She didn't want to rate me, so I'll let yall have at it. Take out her harsh ratings in me! D:

There he is!! Get him!!!

 

[pixelation]

Me and the wifey... be nice!

Whoah whoah whoah!!!, no models allowed!!! :O

There he is!! Get him!!!

ROFL!!! *grabs pitchfork*

 

[Raiden]

Being a female on this forum must be weird with so many desperate, borderline creepy guys on here. I GAVE YOU A 10!!!!! DID YOU SEE? HUH HUH HUH? I AM NOW DEFENDING YOU AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE'S RATINGS! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!

Admit that this post was meant to do exactly that as well.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Be kind gaf

 

[Jacksinthe]

Dem nostrils, sexy as fuck. Flawless!

Have fun rating half of a face! ;P

Hair/9.86 for a fellow KMFDM fan. I read your post in Bane's voice, BTW.

There's no way I'm posting a pic of her. She doesn't know gaf and I asked her to rate yall, so it wouldn't be fair to her. But to be fair, she gave her own bf a low score on the looks department lol. She didn't want to rate me, so I'll let yall have at it. Take out her harsh ratings in me! D:

7.2/10

Be kind gaf

6.8/10
With hair cropped tight and the beard staying I say it would up you to a 7.8/8 easy.

 

[GtwoK]

HIT ME

First 2 were taken the other day. I like them because it's rare for me to get a good photo of myself smiling (the second one isn't supposed to be a nice smile... if it wasn't obvious). Currently trying to grow my hair a bit longer for the whole man bun thing, just to give it a test. Also without beard I am 12.

Pls don't quote the images I may want to delete them at some point.

I want to hear opinions. Don't do the long hair thing? Cut the beard smaller?

 

[i-Lo]

HIT ME

First 2 were taken the other day. I like them because it's rare for me to get a good photo of myself smiling (the second one isn't supposed to be a nice smile... if it wasn't obvious). Currently trying to grow my hair a bit longer for the whole man bun thing, just to give it a test. Also without beard I am 12.

Pls don't quote the images I may want to delete them at some point.



I want to hear opinions. Don't do the long hair thing? Cut the beard smaller?

That third shot looks incredible.

With regards to my personal opinion, the beard could stand to be a shorter to the point it looks proportional with that well styled hair.

Overall: Mansome/10

 

[Übermatik]

HIT ME

First 2 were taken the other day. I like them because it's rare for me to get a good photo of myself smiling (the second one isn't supposed to be a nice smile... if it wasn't obvious). Currently trying to grow my hair a bit longer for the whole man bun thing, just to give it a test. Also without beard I am 12.

Pls don't quote the images I may want to delete them at some point.



I want to hear opinions. Don't do the long hair thing? Cut the beard smaller?

If you've hosted the images on imgur (which you have) you can delete the images, providing you have an account/have saved the deletion link listed on the upload page.


Nice beard, 1st and 3rd shots are cool

 

[Qasiel]

I want to hear opinions. Don't do the long hair thing? Cut the beard smaller?

Not sure about the growing the hair out (I like the current length), but leave the beard as it is. Some of us can't grow a beard let alone that majestic bad boy you've got going on.

I'd say you're a solid 8/10.

Here's me and my fiancee for your approval, GAF:

 

[TomShoe]

8.5 / 10

I'd post a pic, but I still look like a freaking pre-teen.

 

[Pyramid head]

Not sure about the growing the hair out (I like the current length), but leave the beard as it is. Some of us can't grow a beard let alone that majestic bad boy you've got going on.

I'd say you're a solid 8/10.

Here's me and my fiancee for your approval, GAF:

There's some nice peoples eyebrow in your pic. I give you IT DOESN'T MATTER!/10

I've shown my nipples so I might as well show what's under the helmet.

 

[NateDrake]

There's some nice peoples eyebrow in your pic. I give you IT DOESN'T MATTER!/10

I've shown my nipples so I might as well show what's under the helmet.

I'd give you a solid NiceFacialHair#Jealous/10.

I got in (somehow) on BeautifulPeople.com with this pic:

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Jumping in!
(these images are effing huge btw)

Yooo, that hair is awesome/10

Dem nostrils, sexy as fuck. Flawless!

Have fun rating half of a face! ;P

Speaking of awesome hair...

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Be kind gaf

You look like someone I would like to have a pint and or smoke a doobie with. Totally plutonic though.

 

[Messofanego]

I'd give you a solid NiceFacialHair#Jealous/10.

I got in (somehow) on BeautifulPeople.com with this pic:

9/10 wish my hair could grow that big and get styled like that

When I got my ATH M50s

When I got a buzz, feels so good

Just chillin

 

[Morrigan Stark]

I want to hear opinions. Don't do the long hair thing? Cut the beard smaller?

Longer hair, but don't do the "manbun" thing; just long hair. Beard should probably be trimmed a bit more, but it's not bad right now. You're on the right path. ^^

 

[pixelation]

Damn nice looking couple/10


This is me.

You got a "gentle" bad-ass look to you.

9.0/10

 

[Megalosaro]

9/10 wish my hair could grow that big and get styled like that

When I got my ATH M50s

When I got a buzz, feels so good

Just chillin

You look a lot like my friend. Pretty good looking dude. 9/10.

Throwing this in here. It's a selfie I took at work.

 

[MogCakes]

I like that everyone's supportive and positive in this thread. Good vibes, good vibes everywhere.

 

[Africanus]

Just pulled this up from Face-Gaf.

I always enjoy hearing people's thoughts .

 

[Cow Mengde]

Just pulled this up from Face-Gaf.

I always enjoy hearing people's thoughts .

You're the one on the right or the one of the left? The left one is better looking.

Spoiler

Envious of your bod.

Tell me I'm beautiful, GAF.