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[Bjoern the Smexy]

Spoiler

I wish I was that fit

You're not?
I WANT A DIVORCE!

 

[Fritz]

Spoiler

I wish I had the balls, literally

 

[Milchjon]

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I don't understand the significance.

 

[systemfehler]

Volkstelefon?

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

I don't understand the significance.

You are Australian.
All Australians wrestle with crocodiles and/or aligators (they do, right?).
So they gotta be fit.
You're not fit.
So you deceived me...somehow.
That's why I want a divorce.
Even though we're not married.
But I just wanted to be sure, y'know.

You understand now?!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

You understand now?!

I was referring to the Merkel picture.

 

[Fritz]

Angela Merkel biedert sich bei der Startup Szene an?


(Ich befürworte das!)

 

[brotkasten]

I'd probably make the same face, if I had to use a BlackBerry.

 

[Milchjon]

I don't understand the significance.

It's her new special phone.

It's also a Blackberry.

 

[Fritz]

I'd probably make the same face, if I had to use a BlackBerry.

To be fair it's her default expression. Poor gal.

 

[brotkasten]

To be fair it's her default expression. Poor gal.

But she got such a great smile.

 

[Milchjon]

I actually don't hate Angie...

 

[helloresolven]

 

[Fritz]

But she got such a great smile.

smile, got ya.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Wonder how her high school yearbook photos looked.

 

[Milchjon]

Wonder how her high school yearbook photos looked.

She grew up in Eastern Germany, pretty sure they had no such thing.

Here's her during college.

They really improved her looks when she got a new haircut somewhere around the time she campaigned for the chancellorship.

 

[Fritz]

That's her as a teenager

 

[brotkasten]

Wonder how her high school yearbook photos looked.

Probably something like this

They really improved her looks when she got a new haircut somewhere around the time she campaigned for the chancellorship.

You think?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Ostdeutschland? I should have known she was a commie.

 

[Milchjon]

You think?

That was before the haircut, later in 2005 (I think) she looked like this:

Ostdeutschland? I should have known she was a commie.

She's also a scientist

And she's a member of the conservative party, not really on the left.

 

[Fritz]

Probably something like this

You think?

COME ON

that was her campaigning look

It's the epitome of elderly-state-women-hood

 

[brotkasten]

Calm down, Merkel defense force. I was joking.

 

[Milchjon]

Calm down, Merkel defense force. I was joking.

Miss Germany's natural beauty is no joking matter.

(The actual Miss Germany is pretty cute this year, BTW)

 

[Fritz]

Calm down, Merkel defense force. I was joking.

What would you do if someone on the internet was discrediting your waifu?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

What would you do if someone on the internet was discrediting your waifu?

I know that feel bro

 

[brotkasten]

What would you do if someone on the internet was discrediting your waifu?

The only reasonable way to handle this.

 

[Fritz]

The only reasonable way to handle this.

Aw now, I don't get the reference is that Unknown Identity?

If you love her so much then why haven't you voted for Mac Merkel as McDonald's next burger ?

Maybe I DIID

 

[TCRS]

Taken, known as 96 hours in Germany (wtf? Why change an english title for another english title?). watch it, it's really good.

 

[trab pu kcip]

fritz du lustmolch!

 

[Fritz]

fritz du lustmolch!

hnnng

 

[trab pu kcip]

hahaha bateman needs to see this, that's what I call cleavage, not the tiny thing he was complaining about

 

[Fritz]

hahaha bateman needs to see this, that's what I call cleavage, not the tiny thing he was complaining about

You know he will pop out of your bathroom mirror when you say "Bateman" three times in a row. I'd be wary though.

 

[trab pu kcip]

that's gruselig

 

[Currygan]

fascinating thread...I don't speak German but I just want to say that the Bayern Munchen anthem is the coolest in the history of football

 

[Wrayfield]

fascinating thread...I don't speak German but I just want to say that the Bayern Munchen anthem is the coolest in the history of football

That's more cruel than Angie's cleavage...

 

[Currygan]

That's more cruel than Angie's cleavage...

haha, i didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings!

 

[trab pu kcip]

haha, i didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings!

happens easily around here, germans are very sensitive beings

 

[brotkasten]

You know he will pop out of your bathroom mirror when you say "Bateman" three times in a row. I'd be wary though.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

hahaha bateman needs to see this, that's what I call cleavage, not the tiny thing he was complaining about

Then I complained for the right reasons.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Then I complained for the right reasons.

no because you went like "omg trab cover yourself with this blanket, I can't stand to look at the outside parts of female anatomy, even though there are only like 2 cm² visible. maunz maunz maunz" etc.
I think these were your exact words.

 

[brotkasten]

no because you went like "omg trab cover yourself with this blanket, I can't stand to look at the outside parts of female anatomy, even though there are only like 2 cm² visible. maunz maunz maunz" etc.
I think these were your exact words.

Definitely sounds like something Bateman would say.

 

[vitacola]

Okay, DeutschGAF.
Offline splitscreen coop time! I'm aiming at Kane & Lynch, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier or a CoD. Any other suggestions on PS3? (Already played Resi 5. Never ever again.)

 

[trab pu kcip]

Definitely sounds like something Bateman would say.

I know, the omg part and maunz? classic bateman right there. he can't deny it.
I think he edited the post later though

 

[Lerozz]

Okay, DeutschGAF.
Offline splitscreen coop time! I'm aiming at Kane & Lynch, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier or a CoD. Any other suggestions on PS3? (Already played Resi 5. Never ever again.)

Splitscreen is awful, does not matter the game. If your focus goes beyond action titles, I would suggest Little Big Planet. No splitscreen, lots of fun.

 

[Phantast2k]

Okay, DeutschGAF.
Offline splitscreen coop time! I'm aiming at Kane & Lynch, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier or a CoD. Any other suggestions on PS3? (Already played Resi 5. Never ever again.)

Resistance co-op was fun (back in 2008 or so).

 

[Patrick Bateman]

no because you went like "omg trab cover yourself with this blanket, I can't stand to look at the outside parts of female anatomy, even though there are only like 2 cm² visible. maunz maunz maunz" etc.
I think these were your exact words.

I wanted to protect your honour! :/

 

[vitacola]

Splitscreen is awful, does not matter the game. If your focus goes beyond action titles, I would suggest Little Big Planet. No splitscreen, lots of fun.

I already own Little Big Planet 2 and its controls are a mess in my opinion :/
Oh, and by the way, splitscreen is better than online.

Resistance co-op was fun (back in 2008 or so).

Notiert.

Vielen Dank euch beiden.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I wanted to protect your honour! :/

with complaining about my tits?

the only co-op thing I played on the PS3 was the new LOTR game, war in the north. It was fun. they took a lot of inspiration from the book(s).

 

[Lerozz]

I already own Little Big Planet 2 and its controls are a mess in my opinion :/
Oh, and by the way, splitscreen is better than online.

Ist recht schwammig, da haste recht. Aber wenn man sich mal dran gewöhnt hat, ists klasse.

Bezüglich Splitscreen ... geh' mir wech damit, da sieht man ja nichts.