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[Fritz]

I... I'm so sorry...

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When I was 8-12 I was part of a catholic school boy's choir, but ever since my voice broke it's been awful for singing, and I haven't had any practice for years and years (i.e. breathing control is terrible)

I'll try my best guys!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/requestsfordeutschland/s-jTwxq

no way NO WAY! YEAY

I want that voice!

 

[trab pu kcip]

I... I'm so sorry...

Spoiler

When I was 8-12 I was part of a catholic school boy's choir, but ever since my voice broke it's been awful for singing, and I haven't had any practice for years and years (i.e. breathing control is terrible)

I'll try my best guys!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/requestsfordeutschland/s-jTwxq

you really did it
my cat actually miau'd next to me ahahah

 

[Milchjon]

I... I'm so sorry...

Spoiler

When I was 8-12 I was part of a catholic school boy's choir, but ever since my voice broke it's been awful for singing, and I haven't had any practice for years and years (i.e. breathing control is terrible)

I'll try my best guys!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/requestsfordeutschland/s-jTwxq

:-O

I'm trying to sleep right now, will you read me a story? Maybe something nice from the confessions thread?

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It's pronounced "milkhyon", like in "Kazakhstan", I guess ;-)

 

[trab pu kcip]

:-O

I'm trying to sleep right now, will you read me a story? Maybe something nice from the confessions thread?

Spoiler

It's pronounced "milkhyon", like in "Kazakhstan", I guess ;-)

oh yes please!

 

[brotkasten]

From that same thread...

WHY GOD WHY

Looks like German porn.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

oh yes please!

Er soll Deutsche Maerchen reden.

 

[Milchjon]

Looks like German porn.

What kind of porn are you people watching...

 

[vitacola]

I... I'm so sorry...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20uXjti9h4I

 

[Fritz]

Mutes btw: Vaterlandsverräter = traitor of the fatherland
Nestbeschmutzer = fig. someone who shits in their own nest (kinda like a whistle blower)

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20uXjti9h4I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vankaSlfSr0

:-O

I'm trying to sleep right now, will you read me a story? Maybe something nice from the confessions thread?

Spoiler

It's pronounced "milkhyon", like in "Kazakhstan", I guess ;-)

oh yes please!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/bedtimestoryformilkjohn/s-vGYhk

... although if you link me a confession, I can totally read it for you. Might take a while to upload if it's really long though.

 

[vitacola]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vankaSlfSr0

brotkasten
A bitter, cynical, safe moist as dude
Half Man Half Biscuit

 

[Milchjon]

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/bedtimestoryformilkjohn/s-vGYhk

... although if you link me a confession, I can totally read it for you. Might take a while to upload if it's really long though.

That's amazing.

 

[brotkasten]

What kind of porn are you people watching...

But everyone says German porn is so weird and kinky, it must be true!

 

[Fritz]

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/bedtimestoryformilkjohn/s-vGYhk

... although if you link me a confession, I can totally read it for you. Might take a while to upload if it's really long though.

Did he get his thumbs back?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Did he get his thumbs back?

Look, I don't know man, I just googled "German bedtime story" and its what came up.

 

[trab pu kcip]

But everyone says German porn is so weird and kinky, it must be true!

are we talking about stroh here?

Did he get his thumbs back?

no

 

[Milchjon]

Look, I don't know man, I just googled "German bedtime story" and its what came up.

I just realized that it's a Family Guy "joke" that's basically a 1:1 retelling of The Story of the Thumbsucker.

I can't believe how lazy Family Guy is.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I can't believe how lazy Family Guy is.

And now this makes me even lazier by extension :lol

You guys should hop on your mics and speak, too!

 

[Fritz]

Look, I don't know man, I just googled "German bedtime story" and its what came up.

hope he did.

 

[Milchjon]

And now this makes me even lazier by extension :lol

You guys should hop on your mics and speak, too!

Nah, it's perfect :-D

And I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near a mic, the only way I'll make my voice available is in real life meet ups. So probably never.

 

[trab pu kcip]

And now this makes me even lazier by extension :lol

You guys should hop on your mics and speak, too!

I'd rather die you know that

hmpf studio ghibli needs more movies I watched everything already

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

And now this makes me even lazier by extension :lol

You guys should hop on your mics and speak, too!

I gave a voice sample once in one of the threads... Maybe it was one of the real pic threads?

 

[Fritz]

And now this makes me even lazier by extension :lol

You guys should hop on your mics and speak, too!

So tempted. You kinda ruined it by going first though. With that trained singing voice of yours.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

And I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near a mic, the only way I'll make my voice available is in real life meet ups. So probably never.

I'd rather die you know that

Sheesh, you Germans and your self-consciousness about your voices. I promise I'll only laugh a little bit!

hmpf studio ghibli needs more movies I watched everything already

I watched Grave of the Fireflies, I think the ending didn't have quite as much impact at it could have since I predicted it about halfway through. Still a very sad movie, though.

So tempted. You kinda ruined it by going first though. With that trained singing voice of yours.

Well at least one person likes my voice, yay.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Sheesh, you Germans and your self-consciousness about your voices. I promise I'll only laugh a little bit!

I hate this stuff. just like talking on the phone, I don't know why people do it all the fucking time. + I really have the worst voice ever so there's that

Well at least one person likes my voice, yay.

I think we all did

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

I hate this stuff. just like talking on the phone, I don't know why people do it all the fucking time. + I really have the worst voice ever so there's that


I think we all did

Now you have to do it. I want to hear what the worst voice of all time sounds like.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Now you have to do it. I want to hear what the worst voice of all time sounds like.

never. I'm getting shit for it all the time. nobody believes me I'm 21 cause I sound like a baby ;_;

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

never. I'm getting shit for it all the time. nobody believes me I'm 21 cause I sound like a baby ;_;

Aww, when has GermanGAF ever been anything other than kind ^_^

On second thoughts, maybe it's for the best...

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But I don't believe that it could possibly be that bad, anyway.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

never. I'm getting shit for it all the time. nobody believes me I'm 21 cause I sound like a baby ;_;

Aww, we wanna hear little baby trab though!

 

[WriterGK]

Good to see that talking in English here is allowed as well. Well ofcourse I prefer Dutch football over German. But to be objective German football is better and has a higher level. Better teams, they have better results during EK and WK's and they can send in 3 teams to the Champions League, we only 2 if we make it past the qualifiying rounds. And dutch players go to other countries to play in if they are good. German players don't really need to go abroard. Ofcourse there are some exceptions who like to play abroad like Mertesacker and Podolski at Arsenal. And the results in the Champions League are also way better than with out Dutch teams. Take Dortmund and Bayern Munich and even Schalke 04 who is on the edge of knocking Galtassaray out of the tournament.

 

[Fritz]

Good to see that talking in English here is allowed as well. Well ofcourse I prefer Dutch football over German. But to be objective German football is better and has a higher level. Better teams, they have better results during EK and WK's and they can send in 3 teams to the Champions League, we only 2 if we make it past the qualifiying rounds. And dutch players go to other countries to play in if they are good. German players don't really need to go abroard. Ofcourse there are some exceptions who like to play abroad like Mertesacker and Podolski at Arsenal. And the results in the Champions League are also way better than with out Dutch teams. Take Dortmund and Bayern Munich and even Schalke 04 who is on the edge of knocking Galtassaray out of the tournament.

And that is the cherry on the top of a great night!

 

[trab pu kcip]

And that is the cherry on the top of a great night!

what?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I am confuse also

 

[Milchjon]

Total shot in the dark:

No one else is gonna be at CeBIT tomorrow, right?

 

[Fritz]

what?

I am confuse also

Nah, it's just WriterGK being reasonable thus breaking all rules of Dutch-German football rivalry.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Aww, we wanna hear little baby trab though!

meh.

Total shot in the dark:

No one else is gonna be at CeBIT tomorrow, right?

no ;/

 

[TheFeedingHand]

was ist los, Deutsch-GAF? what have I missed these days?

 

[Fritz]

meh.

no ;/

cute.




fuckface69?!?!?! Trab, behave!

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

meh.

no ;/

Fuckface69???

At least I wasn't the only one ^

cute.




fuckface69?!?!?! Trab, behave!

She's been watching too much german porn.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Fuckface69???

I always feel pressured picking usernames xD it was more like a "fuck you, soundcloud" gesture, because the names I tried before were already taken ahaha

 

[Fritz]

Am I just sleep deprived or what? I am fucking dying over here.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

meh.

Totally cheating, you can't just get your cat to do it for you.

:3

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

I always feel pressured picking usernames xD it was more like a "fuck you, soundcloud" gesture, because the names I tried before were already taken ahaha

LOL Omg, what a name to jump to

But seriously do one of you talking german. I promise I'll do one if you do one.

 

[Milchjon]

Am I just sleep deprived or what? I am fucking dying over here.

No, it's been pretty amazing :-D

 

[brotkasten]

Am I just sleep deprived or what? I am fucking dying over here.

No Fritz! God, please! No! Don't die!

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

was ist los, Deutsch-GAF? what have I missed these days?

Still curious what you missed? :lol :lol

 

[trab pu kcip]

LOL Omg, what a name to jump to

It's not about the username, it's about teaching a lesson.
+ I'm never going to use this account again

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

It's not about the username, it's about teaching a lesson.

Oh, I think I've been taught more than you intended. :lol

 

[Fritz]

It's not about the username, it's about teaching a lesson.
+ I'm never going to use this account again

No, please keep it. It's just so random in your face. And not like fuckface isn't enough, no you added 69 for extra innuendo.

 

[Milchjon]

Do you ever have one of these moments where late on Friday night you catch yourself meowing in front of your laptop mic, audibly say "What the fuck am I doing here", close the SoundCloud tab and start thinking about what went wrong in your life?