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[Patrick Bateman]

with complaining about my tits?

I'd do anything.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I'd do anything.

That's so noble of you. But perhaps she should protect her honor less next time. HMM.

no because you went like "omg trab cover yourself with this blanket, I can't stand to look at the outside parts of female anatomy, even though there are only like 2 cm² visible. maunz maunz maunz" etc.
I think these were your exact words.

Yes that was definitely a direct quote. Also, what does "maunz" mean? Another cute sounding German word, but google showed up nothing.

 

[Fritz]

That's so noble of you. But perhaps she should protect her honor less next time. HMM.



Yes that was definitely a direct quote. Also, what does "maunz" mean? Another cute sounding German word, but google showed up nothing.

It's the other sound cats do.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Maunzen = mew

 

[trab pu kcip]

It's the other sound cats do.

FRITZ! teaching it all wrong.

miau is the gentle cat sound I make everytime I post a hardy GIF :3
maunz is the sound my cat makes when she demands more food. or bateman when he's hating boobs (ok ok I'll stop now :'D)

 

[Fritz]

FRITZ! teaching it all wrong.

miau is the gentle cat sound I make everytime I post a hardy GIF :3
maunz is the sound my cat makes when she demands more food. or bateman when he's hating boobs (ok ok I'll stop now :'D)

But thats pretty much what I said!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Do German cats actually produce the "z" sound?

Because I don't think I've ever heard that from an Australian cat. And now I wonder if cats have regional accents. Lol. I suppose all regional onomatopoeia sound strange to foreigners. Except Miau, which is perfect.

 

[trab pu kcip]

But thats pretty much what I said!

noo! you have to describe it with passion.

 

[Fritz]

Do German cats actually produce the "z" sound?

Because I don't think I've ever heard that from an Australian cat. And now I wonder if cats have regional accents. Lol. I suppose all regional onomatopoeia sound strange to foreigners. Except Miau, which is perfect.

I think you're right

proof

Edit: And I am most pasionate about this.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Do German cats actually produce the "z" sound?

Because I don't think I've ever heard that from an Australian cat. And now I wonder if cats have regional accents. Lol. I suppose all regional onomatopoeia sound strange to foreigners. Except Miau, which is perfect.

yes they do, that's why they probably pronounce "panzer" better than you

 

[Milchjon]

I think you're right

proof

Edit: And I am most pasionate about this.

I've never heard a cat make that sound. What the hell?

 

[trab pu kcip]

I've never heard a cat make that sound. What the hell?

du hattest niemals eine rollige katze zu hause^^

btw, erinnert mich daran, als ich einen freund in offenbach besucht habe (es gibt zu viele von diesen menschen):
abo ich schwör

 

[Milchjon]

du hattest niemals eine rollige katze zu hause^^

btw, erinnert mich daran, als ich einen freund in offenbach besucht habe (es gibt zu viele von diesen menschen):
abo ich schwör

Sounds like every S-Bahn trip from Hamburg to Harburg.

 

[vitacola]

du hattest niemals eine rollige katze zu hause^^

Das machen die pelzigen Lieblingstiere aber auch beim "Jagen" am Fenster.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I've never heard a cat make that sound. What the hell?

Cats make that sound when they see things they can't reach. True story.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Sounds like every S-Bahn trip from Hamburg to Harburg.

sounds like every s-bahn trip anywhere in germany when I think about it

 

[Milchjon]

Cats make that sound when they see things they can't reach. True story.

They're so similar to me!

 

[trab pu kcip]

They're so similar to me!

you "maunz" too?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I've never heard a cat make that sound. What the hell?

Have you ever heard a cat make this sound?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps

yes they do, that's why they probably pronounce "panzer" better than you

;_;

I'm sorry! I'll try again!

Is this any better?

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

I still can't figure out what's wrong with my volkswagen... Screw you Germany!!!

 

[Fritz]

I still can't figure out what's wrong with my volkswagen... Screw you Germany!!!

Which model?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Have you ever heard a cat make this sound?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps



;_;

I'm sorry! I'll try again!

Is this any better?

haha aw I'm just maunzing around, don't listen to me
yeah a bit I'd say
now sing for us!

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Which model?

I think you guys call it a golf cabrio, it's just called a cabrio here.

 

[vitacola]

In DD gibt es scheinbar nur "Hools", Hipster und amüsante andere Gestalten.
Szenario: Einkaufspassage.
Ein Gruppe Jugendliche (drei Jungs, ein Mädel) im Alter von 16 +/-1 Jahr kommt die Rolltreppe herunter gefahren. Ich schnappe einen Teil ihrer Konversation auf.
Mädel: "Ich blas dir doch jetzt keinen!"
Ihr Freund (?): "Ja, okay, aber morgen, oder? Ach nee, da bin ich ja nicht da." (macht trauriges Gesicht)

Herrlich.

 

[Milchjon]

;_;

I'm sorry! I'll try again!

Is this any better?

Is that your actual voice? Not what I imagined.

Your pronounciation was pretty good, maybe say the "z" more like "tz". Remember, it's an angry language. (Also manly and powerful).

 

[Fritz]

I think you guys call it a golf cabrio, it's just called a cabrio here.

That's all I needed to hear. I am getting the Cherokee!

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

That's all I needed to hear. I am getting the Cherokee!

:lol I'm probably jinxing myself but so far it hasn't had any expensive things go wrong, just incredibly odd stuff that is extremely annoying to diagnose.

 

[Milchjon]

That's all I needed to hear. I am getting the Cherokee!

I wonder if Mutes can say "Vaterlandsverräter!".

 

[Fritz]

I wonder if Mutes can say "Vaterlandsverräter!".

Haha, I prefer "Nestbeschmutzer"

:lol I'm probably jinxing myself but so far it hasn't had any expensive things go wrong, just incredibly odd stuff that is extremely annoying to diagnose.

My brother had a Golf and the engine sometimes just died mid driving. But to be fair, they are generally solid cars.

 

[trab pu kcip]

That's all I needed to hear. I am getting the Cherokee!

yeeeesss. jeeps ftw

In DD gibt es scheinbar nur "Hools", Hipster und amüsante andere Gestalten.
Szenario: Einkaufspassage.
Ein Gruppe Jugendliche (drei Jungs, ein Mädel) im Alter von 16 +/-1 Jahr kommt die Rolltreppe herunter gefahren. Ich schnappe einen Teil ihrer Konversation auf.
Mädel: "Ich blas dir doch jetzt keinen!"
Ihr Freund (?): "Ja, okay, aber morgen, oder? Ach nee, da bin ich ja nicht da." (macht trauriges Gesicht)

Herrlich.

yeah I wonder if she gave him a handjob in front of his family though.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

yeeeesss. jeeps ftw


yeah I wonder if she gave him handjob in front of his family though.

Yup, Americans > Germans. You just proved it.

 

[vitacola]

yeah I wonder if she gave him handjob in front of his family though.

He probably didn't realize she was into him.

 

[TCRS]

Hab heute das erste mal nutella mit einem löffel gegessen. diese verrückten amis hatten recht, das schmeckt geil! wenn man keine schoko zu hause hat, einfach nutella mit löffel. BAM.

 

[Fritz]

yeeeesss. jeeps ftw


yeah I wonder if she gave him a handjob in front of his family though.

*maunz*

Yup, Americans > Germans. You just proved it.

Pls, Zaraki. We are all aware of the numbers. Basically Americans = Germans.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yup, Americans > Germans. You just proved it.

well there are germans who have jeeps too.+ I was never on "team germany" or anything

 

[Milchjon]

Yup, Americans > Germans. You just proved it.

Because of handjobs? You are odd.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

He probably didn't realize she was into him.

What the hell? What did I miss that we're talking about handjobs??? And I even missed it after quoting her post.

well there are germans who have jeeps too.+ I was never on "team germany" or anything

But I thought you Germans were supposed to have the greatest cars ever? German Engineering!

Because of handjobs? You are odd.

:lol I honestly missed this the first time around. You germans seriously don't give handjobs? Brady is disappoint.

 

[brotkasten]

yeah I wonder if she gave him a handjob in front of his family though.

Okay, what's the story behind this? It's the second or third time it comes up in here.

 

[vitacola]

Yup, Americans > Germans. You just proved it.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Okay, what's the story behind this? It's the second or third time it comes up in here.

I can only assume trab is giving out free handjobs?

Spoiler

Please don't hurt me.

Why are you bringing the Chinese into this?

*maunz*



Pls, Zaraki. We are all aware of the numbers. Basically Americans = Germans.

Haha, touché.

 

[trab pu kcip]

What the hell? What did I miss that we're talking about handjobs??? And I even missed it after quoting her post.

aw you're cute, your brain just skips all the dirty parts :3
edit: ok you're not cute at all you bastard you wish!

Okay, what's the story behind this? It's the second or third time it comes up in here.

haha I don't know vitacola mentioned this strange anecdote out of nowhere and the rest of germanGAF was like "whaaaa-?!"

vitacola
FamilyHandjob.
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[vitacola]

The handjob incident:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48649776&postcount=719

 

[Milchjon]

:lol I honestly missed this the first time around. You germans seriously don't give handjobs? Brady is disappoint.

The legend surrounding German porn seems to suggest you'll be able to find Germans fulfilling every unfathomable sexual urge of yours.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

The handjob incident:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48649776&postcount=719

LOLWUT.jpg

The legend surrounding German porn seems to suggest you'll be able to find Germans fulfilling every unfathomable sexual urge of yours.

From the German porn I've unfortunately seen, it seems like a handjob would be too vanilla for you guys.

 

[Fritz]

The handjob incident:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48649776&postcount=719

The combination with the Shinji avatar kills me.

 

[trab pu kcip]

The handjob incident:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48649776&postcount=719

I honestly believed you were talking about yourself. I'm laughing so hard right now.

 

[Milchjon]

The combination with the Shinji avatar kills me.

His username is kinda fitting too.

 

[vitacola]

Why are you bringing the Chinese into this?

Achsenmächte United.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

haha aw I'm just maunzing around, don't listen to me
yeah a bit I'd say
now sing for us!

I... I'm so sorry...

Spoiler

When I was 8-12 I was part of a catholic school boy's choir, but ever since my voice broke it's been awful for singing, and I haven't had any practice for years and years (i.e. breathing control is terrible)

Is that your actual voice? Not what I imagined.

Your pronounciation was pretty good, maybe say the "z" more like "tz". Remember, it's an angry language. (Also manly and powerful).

I wonder if Mutes can say "Vaterlandsverräter!".

Haha, I prefer "Nestbeschmutzer"

I'll try my best guys!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/requestsfordeutschland/s-jTwxq

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

From that same thread...

WHY GOD WHY