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[Fritz]

maunz

you fucking hypocrit, when Ice does it, it has style and I get nothing but virtuelle schellen

He said a sentence, COME ON!

 

[Milchjon]

maunz

Not available :-/

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

maunz

You made it secret, you can't send us the url directly. You have to go "share" and grab the "secret link".

 

[IHaveIce]

maunz

Not aviable, but I like to see that you joined the Facefucker army!

 

[Fritz]

Great start Fritz. Think I fixed it.

 

[Milchjon]

Great start Fritz. Think I fixed it.

Someone should really start a remix project. Yours could be made into the bassline.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

BTW Mutes, you don't sound stereotypically Australian to me.

He sounds british!

British you say!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/thequeensenglish/s-5i8qU


And this clip is where Trab's mockery of my "Panzer" pronunciation came from. At the start I'm impersonating a British Youtube personality.

 

[brotkasten]

You guys are really weird.

 

[Fritz]

British you say!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/thequeensenglish/s-5i8qU


And this clip is where Trab's mockery of my "Panzer" pronunciation came from. At the start I'm impersonating a British Youtube personality.

That "weird" sounded a bit kiwi to me.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

You guys are really weird.

That's just what I'd expect a safe moist as dude to say.

 

[IHaveIce]

British you say!

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/thequeensenglish/s-5i8qU


And this clip is where Trab's mockery of my "Panzer" pronunciation came from. At the start I'm impersonating a British Youtube personality.

smooth voice

You guys are really weird.

Join us.

ONEOFUSONEOFUS

 

[Milchjon]

You guys are really weird.

Yet you keep coming back for more.

 

[brotkasten]

Yet you keep coming back for more.

What can I say, Germans are fascinating.

 

[Damon Bennet]

Ich verstehe dieser Thread nicht!

 

[TheFeedingHand]

What can I say, Germans are fascinating.

Sind Sie nicht Deutsch? Vielleicht Osterreicher?

 

[Milchjon]

Sind Sie nicht Deutsch? Vielleicht Osterreicher?

Brot always seems to chicken out when this question arises. It's almost like he's French or something.

 

[trab pu kcip]

maunz

hahahah :'D very nice, germanGAF is miauing and maunzig now

 

[Fritz]

I am off. Hope to record something more meaningful next time. Good night.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I am off. Hope to record something more meaningful next time. Good night.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

 

[trab pu kcip]

woah I just recorded something but I was too chicken to upload it :O
the live stream is no live stream anymore xD

gnah. fuck it. sich selbst überwinden

 

[Milchjon]

woah I just recorded something but I was too chicken to upload it :O
the live stream is no live stream anymore xD

gnah. fuck it. sich selbst überwinden

That doesn't sound like no fuckface69 to me.

 

[trab pu kcip]

That doesn't sound like no fuckface69 to me.

yes it does! listen again D:

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

woah I just recorded something but I was too chicken to upload it :O
the live stream is no live stream anymore xD

gnah. fuck it. sich selbst überwinden

You still make it hard to hear you by having a tv or something louder than you. Oh well, go peer pressure.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

süße Stimme für eine fuckface69!

 

[trab pu kcip]

You still make it hard to hear you by having a tv or something louder than you. Oh well, go peer pressure.

you should have listened to what I said it was the oculus rift live stream and I explained it
I didn't want to stop it, would've been too much of a geraffel

süße Stimme für eine fuckface69!

this is going to haunt me now, isn't it? just like the fetish thingy haha!
but thanks I guess

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

gnah. fuck it. sich selbst überwinden

Victory!

This was not the worst voice ever, you lied to us all.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

you should have listened to what I said it was the oculus rift live stream and I explained it
I didn't want to stop it, would've been too much of a geraffel

this is going to haunt me now, isn't it? just like the fetish thingy haha!
but thanks I guess

Oh well, at least we know you sound like a little kid though.

Victory!

This was not the worst voice ever, you lied to us all.

Well it was second to worst... She was close!

 

[trab pu kcip]

Victory!

This was not the worst voice ever, you lied to us all.

it really is from my point of view, believe me. every time I say something at a lecture or something people are like "what's the 14 year old doing here?" ahaha

 

[Milchjon]

Nah, it's really not bad. I think many people dislike their recorded voice, when to others it sounds normal.

Except Mutes, he knows he has that manly beardvoice thing going on.

Also, even after the bedtime story, an episode of the whisky taster dude, and an episode of Bob Ross, I really can't sleep.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Nah, it's really not bad. I think many people dislike their recorded voice, when to others it sounds normal.

Except Mutes, he knows he has that manly beardvoice thing going on.

Also, even after the bedtime story, an episode of the whisky taster dude, and an episode of Bob Ross, I really can't sleep.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/oculusvr-live

PS: ich wollte zuerst einen auf frankfurter chaya machen abo ich schwör. aber ich hab mich dann dings eh umentschieden dies, das. ayhan, ich schwör er ist süß aber er hätte mir bestimmt tam so miese schelle gezogen, isso.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Except Mutes, he knows he has that manly beardvoice thing going on.

I think it's opposite for me. Two years ago a guy said to me "man, your voice is so shit in person, but you sound so manly on the microphone!"

It hurt me D;

Also, even after the bedtime story, an episode of the whisky taster dude, and an episode of Bob Ross, I really can't sleep.

Shall I read out an anonymous confession?

 

[Milchjon]

I think it's opposite for me. Two years ago a guy said to me "man, your voice is so shit in person, but you sound so manly on the microphone!"

It hurt me D;

Hahaha, that's truly mean.

Shall I read out an anonymous confession?

Sure, go ahead! I'd appreciate it.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Too easy. Try this:
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Example:

ahaha yes please! edit: or better not xD poor mutes, I feel sorry
that's actually pretty close to the original, not that I own it or anything though.

 

[Milchjon]

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/oculusvr-live

PS: ich wollte zuerst einen auf frankfurter chaya machen abo ich schwör. aber ich hab mich dann dings eh umentschieden dies, das. ayhan, ich schwör er ist süß aber er hätte mir bestimmt tam so miese schelle gezogen, isso.

Sucks that this thing isn't at CeBIT. I really think this has to be experienced to be fully appreciated.

Edit: WTF at that generator

“The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and cock custard in my marmite motorway created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load dripping from my poop chute and all over my clap flaps. There was cock custard trickling from his love lollipop and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. The plowing of my brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his washington monument deep in my poop chute. My mouth was so full of cream reaper and cock custard, the Da Vinci load was frothing down my chin and onto my top bollocks.

Who comes up with this, well, shit?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Too easy. Try this:
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

This one is definitely going under "private".

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/fiftyshadeslol/s-2nHvU

 

[Milchjon]

This one is definitely going under "private".

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/fiftyshadeslol/s-2nHvU

OMG at the Michael J. Fox part, incredible.

Also, this is deeply unsettling.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Who comes up with this, well, shit?

They have a database of euphemisms, and each time you open the page or click "generate more" it randomly selects an element for each section.

 

[Milchjon]

They have a database of euphemisms, and each time you open the page or click "generate more" it randomly selects an element for each section.

Yeah, but someone had to make those up/collect them. "Salmon slit", WTF.

I think I'll go back to Bob Ross. I'd rather dream of happy little trees.

 

[fuenf]

I'm guilty of "stealth listening" to that soundcloud stuff, tbh I expected a lot worse. nice to see this thread going places...

 

[trab pu kcip]

Sucks that this thing isn't at CeBIT. I really think this has to be experienced to be fully appreciated.

ey ich schwör, ayhan er hat dasselbe gesagt. ihr wart doch zusammen auf gustav mustermann gymnasium in straßburg oda? ayhan er erzählt immer wie du dem einen lehrer einen miesen drehkick verpasst hast, abo diese opfer ey, ich schwör. er sagt grad er will mit auf CeBIT, ich hab gesagt ayhan du kannst in milchjons vw bus mitfahren

This one is definitely going under "private".

https://soundcloud.com/user70706747/fiftyshadeslol/s-2nHvU

holy shit xD

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'm guilty of "stealth listening" to that soundcloud stuff, tbh I expected a lot worse. nice to see this thread going places...

so you were responsible for the about 35 plays now, it's either this or there are more of your kind

 

[fuenf]

so you were responsible for the about 35 plays now, it's either this or there are more of your kind

Alter! ich schwör, ich hab den shit maximal 23 mal gehört... bin doch kein opfer!

Spoiler

I never expected to write something like this on GAF^^

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Spoiler

I never expected to write something like this on GAF^^

That's ok, even with a translator I still don't know what you just said.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Alter! ich schwör, ich hab den shit maximal 23 mal gehört... bin doch kein opfer!

ok wenn du sagst du bist kein opfer, bist du kein opfer lan. aber wenn du faxen machst komm ich mit meinem essgeschirr in deine hood und steck dir gabel ins schienbein ich schwör. toni sein bruder er hatte lebensmittelvergiftung 3. grades und musste ins schlangenbadhospital als benny sein cousin ihm löffel ins ohr gedrückt hat isso

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

ok wenn du sagst du bist kein opfer, bist du kein opfer lan. aber wenn du faxen machst komm ich mit meinem essgeschirr in deine hood und steck dir gabel ins schienbein ich schwör. toni sein bruder er hatte lebensmittelvergiftung 3. grades und musste ins schlangenbadhospital als benny sein cousin ihm löffel ins ohr gedrückt hat isso

"ok if you say you're not a victim, you're not sacrificing long. but if you do I'll be with my fax dinnerset in your hood and put you fork into shin I swear. toni his brother he had food poisoning third grades and has had to go to hospital as benny Schlangenbad pressed his cousin spoon into his ear isso"

WHAT?

 

[trab pu kcip]

"ok if you say you're not a victim, you're not sacrificing long. but if you do I'll be with my fax dinnerset in your hood and put you fork into shin I swear. toni his brother he had food poisoning third grades and has had to go to hospital as benny Schlangenbad pressed his cousin spoon into his ear isso"

WHAT?

it's a well-known goethe quote, you wouldn't understand

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Oh. I'm not smart enough

 

[trab pu kcip]

Oh. I'm not smart enough

you're probably too smart for this to tell the truth lol.
good thing you don't understand my escalating nonsense

 

[TheFeedingHand]

Chill out and sleep along this song, germans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_chktqWLo

Spoiler

HOME, SWEET HOME MOTHERFUCKERS!! \m/

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Chill out and sleep along this song, germans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_chktqWLo

Spoiler

HOME, SWEET HOME MOTHERFUCKERS!! \m/

This one is more appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7qMe6erRPU

you're probably too smart for this to tell the truth lol.
good thing you don't understand my escalating nonsense

I'm sure it's all very meaningful. I mean, you did philosophy!