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ThoseDeafMutes

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Dutch Patriot said:
It's fine? A girl once asked me how here dress looked, I said 'It looks fine'.

She wasn't amused.
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My sister gets the same way when she asks how her hair/dress etc look. Hoping it translates into German better :p


fuenf said:
fuck i just overcooked my schnitzel :( hopefully it's still edible
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SCHNITZELHOUSEN

I think that's something Moon-Hitler shouts on that old Weebl video.


trab pu kcip said:
just checked, it's 91 now. :eek:
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I got 120 yesterday! But that's spread across like 7 uploads...

trab pu kcip said:
one of the better reactions I get :D
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I order you to stop being so self-deprecating, at once!
 
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trab pu kcip

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fuenf said:
It just happened... still ate it, though. Matter of fact, the other side was still a little bit raw and could've used another minute. So both sides cancelled each other out and I had one perfectly good schnitzel.
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Look, Dad, I made fish sticks. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out.
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wah damn double posts
 
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Dutch Gronk

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ThoseDeafMutes said:
My sister gets the same way when she asks how her hair/dress etc look. Hoping it translates into German better :p
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I just try to avoid it, nobody seems to like it in any language.

'How did you like the food?'

'It was fine'

'I DIDN'T SPEND MY ENTIRE DAY IN THE KITCHEN FOR A 'IT WAS FINE,' ASSHOLE!'

Ah yes, those were the days.
 
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ThoseDeafMutes

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fuenf said:
It just happened... still ate it, though. Matter of fact, the other side was still a little bit raw and could've used another minute. So both sides cancelled each other out and I had one perfectly good schnitzel.
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trab pu kcip said:
Look, Dad, I made fish sticks. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out.
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A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are conscripted to fight in a war, and are all assigned to the same artillery piece. When they encounter the enemy, the physicist says "It's ok guys, I know what to do." He remembers his equations of motion from high school, measures the distance to the target, adjusts the gun and fires. The shell undershoots the target by 50 meters.

The engineer laughs, and says "you fool! You calculated for ideal conditions, forgetting all about the wind!" He makes some quick adjustments, re-aligns the gun and then fires again. Just before the gun fires, though, the wind stops blowing. The shell overshoots the enemy by 50 meters as a result.

The statistician jumps up and shouts "We got them!"
 
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fuenf

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ThoseDeafMutes said:
A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are conscripted to fight in a war, and are all assigned to the same artillery piece. When they encounter the enemy, the physicist says "It's ok guys, I know what to do." He remembers his equations of motion from high school, measures the distance to the target, adjusts the gun and fires. The shell undershoots the target by 50 meters.

The engineer laughs, and says "you fool! You calculated for ideal conditions, forgetting all about the wind!" He makes some quick adjustments, re-aligns the gun and then fires again. Just before the gun fires, though, the wind stops blowing. The shell overshoots the enemy by 50 meters as a result.

The statistician jumps up and shouts "We got them!"
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rofl
 
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Dutch Gronk

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ThoseDeafMutes said:
A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are conscripted to fight in a war, and are all assigned to the same artillery piece. When they encounter the enemy, the physicist says "It's ok guys, I know what to do." He remembers his equations of motion from high school, measures the distance to the target, adjusts the gun and fires. The shell undershoots the target by 50 meters.

The engineer laughs, and says "you fool! You calculated for ideal conditions, forgetting all about the wind!" He makes some quick adjustments, re-aligns the gun and then fires again. Just before the gun fires, though, the wind stops blowing. The shell overshoots the enemy by 50 meters as a result.

The statistician jumps up and shouts "We got them!"
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Haha

I don't wanna make you guys feel too good about yourselves, but GermanGAF is more enjoyable than DutchGAF.
 
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TheFeedingHand

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Deutschland has also provided Mexico with a bunch of germans. Unfortunately, some of them didn't help the country at all. Some examples:

Vicente Fox (Fuchs): Ex-president of Mexico. He sucked.
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Jorge Hank Rhon. Politician, linked with organized crime.
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trab pu kcip

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ElTopo said:
Argh, I really hate GIMP and unfortunately I suck too much to do what I had originally set out to do, so instead I'll do something like this:
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I'll probably re-do this again and again until it doesn't suck as much, but not anytime soon.
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<3 I can throw my neoGAF imitation GIF away now I guess :D
 
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fuenf

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ElTopo said:
Argh, I really hate GIMP and unfortunately I suck too much to do what I had originally set out to do, so instead I'll do something like this:
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I'll probably re-do this again and again until it doesn't suck as much, but not anytime soon.
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awesome that scene is perfect. just tune the gif a little more
 
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