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[raindoc]

Wait, raindoc, is that you, too? Can't figure it out since you look so different in every picture...

nope

 

[Milchjon]

It's the Racial Slur Database!

Alas, most of the names for Germans are boring.

 

[raindoc]

It's the Racial Slur Database!

Alas, most of the names for Germans are boring.

Pffft. MOF wird erstens mal groß geschrieben weil's ein Akronym ist und zweitens stammt's aus der Alpenrepublik.

 

[Milchjon]

Pffft. MOF wird erstens mal groß geschrieben weil's ein Akronym ist und zweitens stammt's aus der Alpenrepublik.

Shush, tupper-box head.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

It's the Racial Slur Database!

Alas, most of the names for Germans are boring.

I've heard quite a few of these.

 

[raindoc]

Shush, tupper-box head.

lol, that's a new one. but did you read the explanation?

Related to slur "Boxhead" for Germans.. it's a slightly more efficient and cleaner version of a box.

we're more efficient. and cleaner. you dirty, dirty MOF.

 

[Tash]

I swear, driver license pics were invented by the devil..or any kind of ID pictures for that matter..

Oh also, I want that mass beer bottle opening device. It's pure awesome

 

[raindoc]

I swear, driver license pics were invented by the devil..or any kind of ID pictures for that matter..

such a tease...

 

[systemfehler]

Pffft. MOF wird erstens mal groß geschrieben weil's ein Akronym ist und zweitens stammt's aus der Alpenrepublik.

Got a "Kut-MOF" message while playing Battlefield 3 from a disgruntled guy from the Netherlands ...

I was really shocked I am not a German!!!!

 

[Tash]

such a tease...

Not going to happen

 

[raindoc]

Not going to happen

 

[brotkasten]

Just pretend the ID picture looks like the avatar.

 

[Tash]

Chicken? Nope!

Schon als klein super-multi-tasking!

 

[fuenf]

My drivers license pic is awful too, I'd never post it on the interwebz.

 

[Fritz]

Chicken? Nope!

Schon als klein super-multi-tasking!

Adorable!

 

[Milchjon]

I've heard quite a few of these.

"poofter" sounds like the nicest gay slur out there. Is it bad?

 

[brotkasten]

"Katzenfresser Italians German slur meaning "cat eater"."

Hahaha, what. When did that happen?

 

[vitacola]

"Autobahn" is a racial slur? Okay.

 

[Milchjon]

"Autobahn" is a racial slur? Okay.

I once heard a ~12 year old kid call another kid "Aschenbecher". Maybe my favorite curse word so far. "Ey du Aschenbecher, lass mich auch mal spielen!".

 

[raindoc]

Chicken? Nope!

Schon als klein super-multi-tasking!

http://www.tascha.ch/pictures/potty.jpg[IMG]
[/QUOTE]

Hochkonzentriert!
(aber was das Multi-tasking angeht muss ich dich enttäuschen, das schaffen ja täglich Millionen von Männern morgens auch ohne ein Problem :P )

[quote="brotkasten, post: 57319128"]"Katzenfresser Italians German slur meaning "cat eater"."

Hahaha, what. When did that happen?[/QUOTE]

Never heard that one either. But wiki claims to know more:

[QUOTE]In Europa werden Katzen in einigen ländlichen Teilen der Schweiz konsumiert. Es ist nur der Handel mit dem Fleisch verboten, daher gibt es Bauern, die legal ihre überzähligen Tiere schlachten und essen können. Im Zweiten Weltkrieg wurde infolge der Nahrungsknappheit mehr Katzenfleisch gegessen. [B]Nach dem traditionellen Rezept von Bauernhöfen einiger Regionen zum Beispiel werden Katzen mit Thymian gekocht[/B].Bewohner von Norditalien, besonders in Vicenza, werden noch immer „mangiagatti“ („Katzenfresser“) genannt, ein Spottname der venezianischen Sprache.[/QUOTE]

cat-stew with thyme. mhmmmmmmmmiau.

 

[systemfehler]

Hochkonzentriert!
(aber was das Multi-tasking angeht muss ich dich enttäuschen, das schaffen ja täglich Millionen von Männern morgens auch ohne ein Problem )



Never heard that one either. But wiki claims to know more:



cat-stew with thyme. mhmmmmmmmmiau.

You sound like the person that visited the famous dog butcher aswell ;-)

 

[raindoc]

You sound like the person that visited the famous dog butcher aswell ;-)

i would never eat a dog. or smear it on my chest for that matter.

 

[Tash]

i would never eat a dog. or smear it on my chest for that matter.

I am sure I don't even want to know.. -.-

 

[raindoc]

I am sure I don't even want to know.. -.-

In meinem Heimatort gab es vor einigen Jahren noch einen "Hundemetzger". Selbiger hat alte Hunde zu allem möglichen verarbeitet, unter anderem gab's dann halt auch Hundeschmalz, dass - wenn ich mich nicht irre - ähnlich wie Vick Vaporub anzuwenden war. (Ich bin mir jetzt wirklich nicht mehr sicher, ist schon zu lange her und ganz so genau wollte ich's damals auch nicht wissen).

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

"poofter" sounds like the nicest gay slur out there. Is it bad?

It's a fairly mild one as far as they go.

 

[Tash]

In meinem Heimatort gab es vor einigen Jahren noch einen "Hundemetzger". Selbiger hat alte Hunde zu allem möglichen verarbeitet, unter anderem gab's dann halt auch Hundeschmalz, dass - wenn ich mich nicht irre - ähnlich wie Vick Vaporub anzuwenden war. (Ich bin mir jetzt wirklich nicht mehr sicher, ist schon zu lange her und ganz so genau wollte ich's damals auch nicht wissen).

-.- urks

 

[raindoc]

"Gut, dass Hitler nicht Kräuter heißt, sonst müsste man ihn mit »Heil Kräuter« grüßen."

ach, der Karl Valentin.

#ruleNo.1

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

-.- urks

DeutschGAF

 

[Milchjon]

DeutschGAF

That's Austria, dammit. And TheFeedingHand thought it was the innocent neighbor...

 

[brotkasten]

That's Austria, dammit. And TheFeedingHand thought it was the innocent neighbor...

Sounds like Canada!

 

[Tash]

That's when monkeys rule the planet..doesn't matter where the monkeys live..

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

That's Austria, dammit. And TheFeedingHand thought it was the innocent neighbor...

That's when monkeys rule the planet..doesn't matter where the monkeys live..

I have no idea what you just said. I think it was too deep for me.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

:/

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

I swear, driver license pics were invented by the devil..or any kind of ID pictures for that matter..

Oh also, I want that mass beer bottle opening device. It's pure awesome

Well at least we now have a test to check which posters in the thread are native germans...

 

[vitacola]

:/

I have a patchy beard and a lot of blonde facial hair on my cheeks
Is BeardGAF able to help?

 

[TheFeedingHand]

Germans are semi-vikings so facial hair on cheeks is natural. Just let it be.

 

[raindoc]

I have a patchy beard and a lot of blonde facial hair on my cheeks
Is BeardGAF able to help?

learn to use a sharp blade with skill, so noone will ever know. that's manly enough.

EDIT: unless you play in a reggae band.

 

[Rufus]

If your name is Keanu Reeves or Johnny Depp you can pull it off too.

 

[raindoc]

for fuck's sake Playstation Plus... why does it take (far) longer to install a game, than downloading it?
how is that even possible?

 

[systemfehler]

for fuck's sake Playstation Plus... why does it take (far) longer to install a game, than downloading it?
how is that even possible?

I hear you. Hours it is what it takes for a lot of games (Infamous for example) but I guess you are talking about the whopping 17GB of Hitman. It is hilarious how long it takes.

 

[vitacola]

Beste: http://www.fail.to/watch/1054-daniel-der-zauberer/

Das erinnert mich daran, dass ich den Film (also Daniel der Zauberer mit dem Kübelböck) immer mal gucken wollte.

Ach, und alle mit PS3: Zitieren um zu inspizieren.

 

[Milchjon]

Beste: http://www.fail.to/watch/1054-daniel-der-zauberer/

Das erinnert mich daran, dass ich den Film (also Daniel der Zauberer mit dem Kübelböck) immer mal gucken wollte.

Ach, und alle mit PS3: Zitieren um zu inspizieren.

Oh Gott :-D

 

[systemfehler]

Ach, und alle mit PS Zitieren um zu inspizieren.

Ich add dich nachher - alleine aufgrund des Namens

 

[brotkasten]

I hear you. Hours it is what it takes for a lot of games (Infamous for example) but I guess you are talking about the whopping 17GB of Hitman. It is hilarious how long it takes.

Stop hating Microsoft, Germany, and embrace the superior console. #TeamXbox

Spoiler

i don't have an Xbox

 

[Milchjon]

Stop hating Microsoft, Germany, and embrace the superior console. #TeamXbox

Spoiler

i don't have an Xbox

Didn't I see you in the PGR threads?

Been playing a bit of PGR4 recently, it's still awesome.

 

[brotkasten]

Didn't I see you in the PGR threads?

Been playing a bit of PGR4 recently, it's still awesome.

That's because I like PGR. You'll also see me in the GT5 or Forza threads.

And yes, I'd love to play some PGR4, Forza 4 or Horizon, but my 360 died few months before the Forza 4 release and I couldn't be bothered to buy a new one. I might buy a super cheap used 360 after the nextbox reveal.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I just realised that I want a beard like MC Fitti:

German lyrics at its finest:

#YOLO

 

[vitacola]

Ich add dich nachher - alleine aufgrund des Namens

Score!

I just realised that I want a beard like MC Fitti:
German lyrics at its finest:

#YOLO

Die Frontscheibe von Ray Ban im VW Polo und der Q7 mit VW-Logo kriegen mich jedes Mal.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Didn't I see you in the PGR threads?

Been playing a bit of PGR4 recently, it's still awesome.

PGR was the main reason I bought a Xbox. I absolutly love both 3 and 4. I really hope they make a part 5 eventually.

 

[Dr.Acula]

I find myself in Berlin (again -'sup Fritz) tonight. Any live music on? Some punk bands, or rock'n'roll? I don't know the venues or anything here, or any of the German alt-weeklies that may have listings. Any GAFfers can do a google.de search for me?