das erste; he's so horny, that someone could or could not ihm die Eier?
das zweite; i'd eat a hat before i'd touch you up? (like, that shit aint happenin)
IDK MAN dies ist tatsächlich der allerletze grammatike Begriff, den ich gar nicht verstehe.
Nah, sorry. It's
I am too awesome for you to touch me.
Second is correct!
And don't worry. I couldn't really explain it and neither could anyone else apparently. It is a tough one!
Also @dafrocka:
Welcome to GAF! Please keep the meta-discussion in here to an absolut minimum. The thread is mainly for people to ask questions about German or Germany. It is particularly not for Germans to talk about GAF in German. There have been foreign language threads that have been locked and we really want to avoid that.
Don't worry though, you couldn't have known. So welcome again and enjoy.