you crazy
Stannis is one of the funniest characters in asoif
seriesthe conversations with Jon are pure gold
"Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing"
some dude: "Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?"
stannis: "Any of you, I would think. Even the cook"
"half my army is made up of non believers, there will be no burnings, pray harder"
but I guess reading that apparently the showrunners don't like Stannis I can safely assume there will be no positive portrayal of him
He really doesn't get enough love
"Without a son of Winterfell to stand beside me, I can only hope to win the north by battle. That requires stealing a leaf from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one."
"Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes."
"Weddings have become more perilous than battles, it would seem."
Renly: "You'll be pleased to know she came to me a maid."
Stannis: "In your bed she's like to die that way."
Jon: "The freefolk despise kneelers. . . Let them keep their pride and they will love you better."
Stannis: "It is swords I need from them, not kisses."
“Joffrey shall die,” Queen Selyse declared, serene in her confidence.
“It may be that he is dead already,” Ser Axell added.
Stannis looked at them with annoyance. “Are you trained crows, to croak at me in turns? Enough.”
Davos: I do not know this Lord of Light, but I knew the gods we burned this morning. The Smith has kept my ships safe, while the Mother has given me seven strong sons.
Stannis: Your wife has given you seven strong sons. Do you pray to her? It was wood we burned this morning
“I am not without mercy,” thundered he who was notoriously without mercy.
"Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes."
"Weddings have become more perilous than battles, it would seem."
Renly: "You'll be pleased to know she came to me a maid."
Stannis: "In your bed she's like to die that way."
Jon: "The freefolk despise kneelers. . . Let them keep their pride and they will love you better."
Stannis: "It is swords I need from them, not kisses."
“Joffrey shall die,” Queen Selyse declared, serene in her confidence.
“It may be that he is dead already,” Ser Axell added.
Stannis looked at them with annoyance. “Are you trained crows, to croak at me in turns? Enough.”
Davos: I do not know this Lord of Light, but I knew the gods we burned this morning. The Smith has kept my ships safe, while the Mother has given me seven strong sons.
Stannis: Your wife has given you seven strong sons. Do you pray to her? It was wood we burned this morning
“I am not without mercy,” thundered he who was notoriously without mercy.