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Gaming Personality Alanah Pearce Makes her Hollywood Debut in V/H/S Beyond
- Thread starter adamsapple
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ChorizoPicozo
Gold Member
I thought she was a game developer
Chiggs
Gold Member
Not a dev; a writer employed by a developer.
lughnasadh123
Member
Perfect kind of movie to pop a puppy.
Revolutionary
Member
The last few VHS movies were awful so might as well scrape the bottom of the barrel
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
The new one is supposedly better than the last couple from what I've seeing online.
Syphon Filter
Member
hope she didn't take the oath 
FoxMcChief
Gold Member
She looks like she lost weight from meth addiction.
Ass of Can Whooping
Gold Member
Guess I'll start us off then
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StueyDuck
Member
man, gotta love Journos failing upwards.
she's definitely not the most egregious of the journos. But the way that working at somewhere like IGN will somehow grant you a ticket to go work at Lucasfilm or Santa Monica or get a movie role now etc.
Just further proof that the whole entertainment/media sphere is just basically who you know... know the right people and be a part of the same club and you'll be made.
she's definitely not the most egregious of the journos. But the way that working at somewhere like IGN will somehow grant you a ticket to go work at Lucasfilm or Santa Monica or get a movie role now etc.
Just further proof that the whole entertainment/media sphere is just basically who you know... know the right people and be a part of the same club and you'll be made.
BennyBlanco
aka IMurRIVAL69
The first V/H/S was so good and every movie after it was absolutely trash. Many such cases.
Ammogeddon
Member
It took to the 11th post before we got to where Alanah Pearce threads are meant to be. Come on gaf.
Arsic
Loves his juicy stink trail scent
She’s basically another Olivia munn.
Talentless hack but throw some hot dogs on my face and let’s go make some $ off horny nerds.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
BennyBlanco
aka IMurRIVAL69
She’s a hot girl with giant milk wagons. She’s already playing life on easy mode. And the most egregious example of a games journo doing a job they’re unqualified for IMO is dorito pope murdering e3 and replacing it with his fake oscards awards.
Aenima
Member
Shes one of the writters in Santa Monica Studio, not really a game dev.
PropellerEar
Member
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
StueyDuck
Member
Oh yeah i forgot olivia munn also came from the gaming side...
honestly it's nothing against alanah, she's ok, like i say not the most egregious. But she isn't nearly talented enough or skilled enough to progress to where she has (and i don't mean that as she's bad, she just doesn't really accel in any of these areas, her writing at ign was fine, good even, was it good enough to join one of the biggest Gaming Studios and IP? not really, she has a youtube personality, is she an actor though? somehow i doubt it.)
It's just a shame because i wonder which random young woman struggling to be an actress who isn't in the san fran, LA club of "friends" that now missed out on a potential opportunity to get their name out there, am i saying VHS is some hard hitting tour de force of actors and acting, of course not hahaha, but still it just feels like a potential opportunity for someone has gone because an already successful allanah has a friend of a friend.
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Syphon Filter
Member
how you know
Revolutionary
Member
I'm gonna watch it regardless. I've watched every single one, not gonna stop now... even though most of the segments have been trash lately.
But I'll admit I'm curious if her acting has improved at all, because her acting in Cyberpunk 2077 was atrocious. Every other 'influencer' in the game blended in fairly well, but when she opened her mouth, it was immediately apparent that she wasn't a professional actor lol
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adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Its not anywhere on her official socials and the AI comment was posted by someone last time this pic was posted here
Arsic
Loves his juicy stink trail scent
The fact you made your entire second paragraph one fucking sentence is impressive.
Especially since you’re shit talking her writing.
Good grief man.
StueyDuck
Member
you can shit talk someones writing without being a writer yourself, also it's 23:28 here and I played a full 18 in the roasting sun and smashed many beers and jaegers to the Rugga, not a fuck am i gonna give a fuck about formal writing on a forum..
Chiggs
Gold Member
You can criticize someone's writing without being a writer yourself. Also, it's 23:28 here, and I played a full 18 holes in the roasting sun, smashed many beers and Jägermeister while watching the rugby. There's no way I'm going to care about formal writing on a forum.
Kacho
Gold Member
TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
Or taken with phone from 2004, shit I think even that would have more details
Tsaki
Member
Not a writer either; accessibility consultant or whatever
Chiggs
Gold Member
Oh, interesting....I thought she actually had a hand in the plot of Ragnarok. Guess not!
Ass of Can Whooping
Gold Member
Who cares there's no difference for us incels
BennyBlanco
aka IMurRIVAL69
Exactly. If I can see them, they’re real.
ChorizoPicozo
Gold Member
deriks
4-Time GIF/Meme God
Got distracted. What?Guess I'll start us off then
Angry_Megalodon
Member
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
VHS Beyond or something
Syphon Filter
Member
RagnarokIV
Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
It's about just being a "personality" whatever that means now.
So you just pimp yourself out to anything. YouTube? Podcasts? Music videos? Movies? Fuck it.
It usually starts with being on reality TV or a one-hit wonder. Get your foot in the door and then just do anything that gets your image out there to remain relevant and earn money. Because as soon as you disappear, you're fucked.
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ReBurn
Gold Member
To be fair the real one was also artificially constructed, but by plastic surgery
Little Mac
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j0hnnix
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DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Look at the tile pattern, plus her mouth is all fucked up if you zoom in
SJRB
Gold Member
Bro literally everyone looks retarded when you freeze-frame the exact moment they take a jab to the jaw.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
FunkMiller
Member
Alanah really brings out the incelery, every time.