GF thread ... This one will make you laugh at me
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VeritasVierge
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That's not how you make rape funny. This is how!Dolphin said:
Your example is shit. Just like the jokes in this thread.
JzeroT1437
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Don't hate women. Thread failed.
I'd suggest you find someone who isn't ridiculous, or who at least will cheat on you and not follow up on it later.
I'd suggest you find someone who isn't ridiculous, or who at least will cheat on you and not follow up on it later.
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This thread makes me feel like a shit. I was the other guy in a situation before and I feel bad about it. Though, I loved the girl very much... too bad she stayed with her bf anyway. I'm not sure why her bf chose to stay with her though. Would you stay with someone that cheated on you?
I remember this one time I was having this insane argument with my girlfriend about fucking bagels. It kept escalating and escalating until she fucking threw the bagels at me. The cream cheese made them stick to my shirt and I just stared at them in fucking shock. She started apologizing like crazy but she knew what was next. But the phone rang and I answered it. The thing is that GIRLFRIEND WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED ME. THE WHO WAS PHONE
VeritasVierge
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Read it.Dolphin said:
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Have women faces been punched yet?
Throw all of her clothes out on the lawn, then spell out "WHORE" with them. Then take a picture of it, and send it to out to announce the canceled wedding.
And hire a guy with a prosthetic arm and stage a scene where he walks by and starts helping her pick up her shit, and his arm comes off. Then tell her, "And that's why you always leave a note."
And hire a guy with a prosthetic arm and stage a scene where he walks by and starts helping her pick up her shit, and his arm comes off. Then tell her, "And that's why you always leave a note."
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
BirdFlu said:
Beating on your own penis doesn't count as spousal abuse
If you still have time, do this, it'll be the most satisfying thing you will ever do.
A. Go to your local army navy surplus and pick up an empty grenade.
B. Go to any local store and get: a cork, a box, wrapping paper, some tape, packing styrofoam, and some string.
C. Fill the grenade with dirt, and cork the end. Pull the pin out of the grenade so the spoon wants to flip away, and carefully tie the string around the spoon, and tape it to the top of the box. Close it so it stays intact, and wrap the box up with the wrapping paper.
D. Apologize to her and say you were wrong to not trust her, give her the box as a consolation gift.
E. When she opens the box to an apparently live grenade, tell her you can't bear to live with a cheating fiancee.
F. When she realizes the grenade is fake, tell her to get the fuck out.
A. Go to your local army navy surplus and pick up an empty grenade.
B. Go to any local store and get: a cork, a box, wrapping paper, some tape, packing styrofoam, and some string.
C. Fill the grenade with dirt, and cork the end. Pull the pin out of the grenade so the spoon wants to flip away, and carefully tie the string around the spoon, and tape it to the top of the box. Close it so it stays intact, and wrap the box up with the wrapping paper.
D. Apologize to her and say you were wrong to not trust her, give her the box as a consolation gift.
E. When she opens the box to an apparently live grenade, tell her you can't bear to live with a cheating fiancee.
F. When she realizes the grenade is fake, tell her to get the fuck out.
funkmastergeneral
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BirdFlu said:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
just read the thread and i wanted to say how angry and sorry i´m for you.
reading things like this always makes me frustrated because it happened to me
and i never really got rid of that "holy shit, i never thought she could do it!" feeling.
so.. hang in there, throw her shit out and call some girls that are "only friends" and go out!
reading things like this always makes me frustrated because it happened to me
and i never really got rid of that "holy shit, i never thought she could do it!" feeling.
so.. hang in there, throw her shit out and call some girls that are "only friends" and go out!
VeritasVierge
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Nah, the whole point was how he put humor into a situation which likely wouldn't have been funny if not for the fact HE went along with it. By doing so made what happened contradictory to it being a "rape" but still expressing how it made him feel. That is true dichotomy.Dolphin said:
4 year relationship? What the OP isn't telling us is all of his flaws and faults that drove her to screw some stranger at a party. Indiscriminate slut-sex is the kind of stuff of young relationships. But after 4 years, it's a cry for help.
He's prolly already punched her in the face dozens of times... or similar.
He's prolly already punched her in the face dozens of times... or similar.
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
Cereal KiIIer said:
What?
Mama Robotnik
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Serious response, even if I'm just echoing what other sensible GAFfers have said:
Box her stuff and put it outside the door. Double lock or chain the door so she needs to knock. Don't let her in, because this will lead to discussion and your will may dissolve when confronted with her emotional response.
Answer the door and tell her what is happening. It is non-negotiable. She has lied, betrayed and used you, and was planning to leave you anyway. From the email, it appears you were going to provide her with comfort for an extra month or so before she broke it off with you.
You are simply speeding the process up on your own terms.
This relationship is over, you cannot trust her again and she is already planning on leaving you. There is no chance of this working, and for her to move back in would be living a lie doomed to failure.
This is going to be hard, miserable and lonely, or at least it is for many people. That emotional fallout is usually inevitable. But I implore you, approach it on your own terms and not hers.
I really hope this works out for you.
Box her stuff and put it outside the door. Double lock or chain the door so she needs to knock. Don't let her in, because this will lead to discussion and your will may dissolve when confronted with her emotional response.
Answer the door and tell her what is happening. It is non-negotiable. She has lied, betrayed and used you, and was planning to leave you anyway. From the email, it appears you were going to provide her with comfort for an extra month or so before she broke it off with you.
You are simply speeding the process up on your own terms.
This relationship is over, you cannot trust her again and she is already planning on leaving you. There is no chance of this working, and for her to move back in would be living a lie doomed to failure.
This is going to be hard, miserable and lonely, or at least it is for many people. That emotional fallout is usually inevitable. But I implore you, approach it on your own terms and not hers.
I really hope this works out for you.
Funky Papa
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Actually, the four year barrier is the breaking point for plenty of couples.mosaic said:
Still, if you want to date someone else you cut all ties with your current companion. Otherwise, man or woman, you are a complete cunt (not pointing in any direction, just stating).
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