GF thread ... This one will make you laugh at me

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Cereal KiIIer said:
Been with the same girl for 4 years.

We are engaged

1 month ago, she went to a party and slept there (it's fine with me... it's at her best friend house)

Yesterday... I spent 120$ (Dark Knight + supper)

This morning .. I found a email (that she wrote this morning) she wrote to a dude that was at the party.

Summary :

- I really enjoyed passing the entire night in your arms
- It was really good when you kissed me in the neck and the back
- Give me a month I will have enough cash to take an appartment for me so you can come see me
- I'm planning to come see you (he lives at 400km) in 2 weeks with my mother car
- I can't wait to sleep in your arm



I call the gf in question 5min after.... She say she wrote that for fun and she has no intention of seeing him again... YEAH RIGHT BIATCH.

She's comming back at 4 from work ... I'm punching her in the face.
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Don't hit her... but... that's pretty fucking revolting of her, even IF she was actually 'joking'.
 
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mosaic said:
4 year relationship? What the OP isn't telling us is all of his flaws and faults that drove her to screw some stranger at a party. Indiscriminate slut-sex is the kind of stuff of young relationships. But after 4 years, it's a cry for help.

He's prolly already punched her in the face dozens of times... or similar.
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I don't know if you're joking, but anyway...

I've been witness to a situation like that and the groom was actually completely fine. Fine enough to marry another girl two years later and keep the marriage, with a kid, going for 7 years (as of now).

The ex-fiancé? A silly girl (at 25) who fell for some douche who constantly told her that he was going to divorce the wife and escape with her. She kept that situation going for a year. It was discovered 2-3 months before the wedding. Her whole family disowned her when she decided to continue with the douche (who promptly dumped her).

Some people are just stupid/deceitful like that.
 
IamMattFox said:
I don't know if it's been pointed out yet, but:

Woo-woo! All aboard the karma train.
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The plot thickens.

The whole relationship is fucked. You both need to start over, or maybe you just deserve each other.
 
GIRLFRIEND: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

ME: YOU!

GIRLFRIEND: BUT YOU'RE ON THE PHONE!

ME: I KNOW!

GIRLFRIEND: I'M RIGHT HERE!

ME: THEN WHO IS THE PHONE!?!?!!!!!
 
SpacLock said:
GIRLFRIEND: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

ME: YOU!

GIRLFRIEND: BUT YOU'RE ON THE PHONE!

ME: I KNOW!

GIRLFRIEND: I'M RIGHT HERE!

ME: THEN WHO IS THE PHONE!?!?!!!!!
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THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?
 
Oh man, thread backfires are awesome :lol .

You had it coming, sooner or later. You should be glad its with the same girl you cheated on, not a different girl you truly care about.
 
lennedsay said:
Edit: Just read his quotes about cheating on the girlfriend. I was wrong to replace "people" with "girls".
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Indeed. I've seen enough shit in both genders to know there's no way to be specific when it comes to increased chances of cheating.

Also, this backfire is epic.
 
i'm looking forward to his reaction when he comes back all pumped up about whatever the fuck he is currently doing to his GF and then gets an "oh shit....." look on his face.
 
So wait... you cheated on her and then told her :lol ? You idiot. You now have no ground to stand on. You could have taken the high ground and made her feel guilty.

With cheating, don't tell unless caught. But then you shouldn't even cheat in the 1st place... heh.
On a side note... I'm now worried for myself though
 
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