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[Xater]

The guy's girlfriend in Phantasmagoria 2 was totally in a bunch of Skinemax porn movies back in the day.

Ha, turns out I was right. I knew at least one person in there has to have done porn. I bet that's the case for every 90s FMV game. They were scrapping the bottom of the barrel when it came to talent.

 

[Bacon]

I know this is a quote/paraphrase but I can't recall the source.

 

[OdysseusVA]

I know this is a quote/paraphrase but I can't recall the source.

An adjusted version of this lol
https://vimeo.com/75999839

Tabitha and Roxies Night Out 2-3 (she also appears in a brief prologue scene of part 4), Girls Are More Fun Wet 1 and 2, Sandy does the Beach: Spring Break Edition 1998 (she plays Bar girl #4), and Dr. Hardrod's Hard Rod (she played the younger nurse in the second and 4th scene). A few various scenes in other films as well, but I don't count those towards her mainline career pieces.

Interesting

 

[ratcliffja]

An adjusted version of this lol
https://vimeo.com/75999839



Interesting

I guess I've only seen it online or heard it on the radio or something because I've never seen that show.

 

[Myggen]

Tabitha and Roxies Night Out 2-3 (she also appears in a brief prologue scene of part 4), Girls Are More Fun Wet 1 and 2, Sandy does the Beach: Spring Break Edition 1998 (she plays Bar girl #4), and Dr. Hardrod's Hard Rod (she played the younger nurse in the second and 4th scene). A few various scenes in other films as well, but I don't count those towards her mainline career pieces.

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[daydream]

Tabitha and Roxies Night Out 2-3 (she also appears in a brief prologue scene of part 4), Girls Are More Fun Wet 1 and 2, Sandy does the Beach: Spring Break Edition 1998 (she plays Bar girl #4), and Dr. Hardrod's Hard Rod (she played the younger nurse in the second and 4th scene). A few various scenes in other films as well, but I don't count those towards her mainline career pieces.

 

[The Dear Leader]

lol I just made all that stuff up guys, I have a talent for making up fake porn film titles. It's a gift.

 

[kingocfs]

Tabitha and Roxies Night Out 2-3 (she also appears in a brief prologue scene of part 4), Girls Are More Fun Wet 1 and 2, Sandy does the Beach: Spring Break Edition 1998 (she plays Bar girl #4), and Dr. Hardrod's Hard Rod (she played the younger nurse in the second and 4th scene). A few various scenes in other films as well, but I don't count those towards her mainline career pieces.

 

[Bacon]

lol I just made all that stuff up guys, I have a talent for making up fake porn film titles. It's a gift.

Dr. Hardrod's Hard Rod was particularly inspired

 

[Xater]

lol I just made all that stuff up guys, I have a talent for making up fake porn film titles. It's a gift.

It all sounded completely real. Does that say more about me or porn? I don't know.

 

[daydream]

aw man, don't break kayfabe like that

 

[danm999]

We really need more Bakalar gifs.

 

[The Dear Leader]

It all sounded completely real. Does that say more about me or porn? I don't know.

Maybe a little of both?

aw man, don't break kayfabe like that

I knew better than to let that go on for too long, I have some dignity left.

 

[Myggen]

Has this been posted yet? If not:

 

[Yaboosh]

Damn, Dan really put himself out there.


Edit: Hah, and porn lady does a sex scene.

 

[The Dear Leader]

Has this been posted yet? If not:

I guess this is the movie that he got George Clinton to be in? I imagine that's what the second page talks about.

 

[danm999]

Damn, Dan really put himself out there.

I'm repeatedly amazed at how willing Dan is to put himself out there good and bad just on Twitter, on podcasts, on panels etc.

From the perspective of someone who doesn't suffer from anxiety or stress it's even more impressive to me.

 

[kingocfs]

Has this been posted yet? If not:

A Dan Ryckert Film

 

[Kelas]

http://www.studentfilms.com/threads/harold-the-hitman-how-the.17315/

 

[hamchan]

Has this been posted yet? If not:

https://i.imgur.com/P2RHdKm.jpg

Seems like he had a great film future ahead of him, even winning film festival awards and then he did film studies at uni which derailed the whole thing.

 

[TraBuch]

I think it's fair to say that video games ruined Dan's future.

 

[TheMrPliskin]

This sucks, I just wrote this gigantic post about why Kubrick is a genius, and it didn't send. I'm not even going to bother doing that again.

Long story short, he's a genius. There's so many things going on in Dr. Strangelove that you obviously didn't even pick up on. The phallic obsessions of Jack Ripper (stroking the cigar), the complete mocking of Cold War-era paranoia, etc. Then again, you probably don't even know what the Cold War was.

Now, go see Bad Boys II or something. I'm sure you'd like that. I heard they blow up something in it. Maybe a car wreck, too!

Dan truly is a film student.

 

[Myggen]

I think it's fair to say that video games ruined Dan's future.

Like they did with most of us. Fuck video games.

 

[Curufinwe]

From how he talks about it, going to a program with very low standards was the problem. Why try to learn when you don't have to.

 

[OdysseusVA]

When is the Air Force Gator movie happening, Dan?

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Has this been posted yet? If not:

And it went downhill from there.

 

[LurkerPrime]

I feel like Dan Ryckert is an elaborate hoax. Does anyone know if he actually exists?

 

[daydream]

Dan truly is a film student.

now that is ironic

 

[Kelas]

Dan truly is a film student.

We've all had our posting shit on the internet moments

My moment's more of a life style though

 

[Lunar FC]

So not only Vinny but Gaf lied to me saying they were going to play LiS today. :'(

 

[alr1ght]

I think it's time for some Dan directed travelogue videos.

 

[Incandenza]

I swear to god one of these days someone is going to spot Ryckert eating a cheese quesadilla in the background of the Zapruder film.

 

[Kelas]

So not only Vinny but Gaf lied to me saying they were going to play LiS today. :'(

We thought it would be a funny joke to play on you, so we did some colluding behind your back

 

[OdysseusVA]

So not only Vinny but Gaf lied to me saying they were going to play LiS today. :'(

You got monk'd!

 

[Myggen]

I'm so glad that I'm not a teen in this day and age, I cringe just thinking about the embarrassing shit I'd post on social media for all to see. Good think we only had forums to post on when I was growing up.

 

[daydream]

porntasmagoria 2 archive is up

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Dan truly is a film student.

Dan needs to see Bad Boys II, and Jeff needs to see this post.

 

[LurkerPrime]

porntasmagoria 2 archive is up

This is what I needed to know. Good work.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

porntasmagoria 2 archive is up

This going to be good.

 

[Myggen]

Choose Our Own Adventure!: 10/28/2015 (Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of the Flesh)

That's a catchy name right there.

 

[IaN_GAF]

Jeff B. on Choose Our Own Adventure was really cool. I like that duder.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

I really hope they continue with Phantasmagoria 2 is some fashion.

 

[Lunar FC]

We thought it would be a funny joke to play on you, so we did some colluding behind your back

You got monk'd!

Wow, feel like i'm stuck in the retro zone.

 

[EdReedFan20]

Soooooo..... ...MGS tonight? Remember, the last two episodes have not shown up on the schedule.

 

[Myggen]

Soooooo..... ...MGS tonight? Remember, the last two episodes have not shown up on the schedule.

I expect so.

 

[Fireblend]

porntasmagoria 2 archive is up

Finally! missed it earlier.

 

[jambo]

So when is the best Giant Bomb podcast getting uploaded this week?

 

[SictorVullivan]

So when is the best Giant Bomb podcast getting uploaded this week?

It was already uploaded yesterday brah.

 

[Anjin M]

So when is the best Giant Bomb podcast getting uploaded this week?

Dan hadn't seen the race, so the podcast got delayed.

 

[Myggen]

Dan hadn't seen the race, so the podcast got delayed.

Fuck.