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[SunDimension24]

As always I'm rooting for Jeff. This is the one I feel it.

I'm sure there is something built into the code of every Mario Party game that makes sure Jeff loses every time:

int main
{
int Player;
int x=win;

if Player==Jeff
{
x=lose;
void screwOver();
Cout<<"Wahahahahaha";
return mini-game;
}
else
{
void GameOfSkill();
return Toad;
}
}

 

[| Praxis |]

Giant Bomb #25 | Friends and Foes of GiantBomb.com

I still think it should be:


Giant Bomb #25 | Jade Empire

 

[kiguel182]

It's all skill, no need to root for anything!

I hope Jeff practiced a bunch.

Also,

SKILL

 

[mintyice]

Someone make a mpp bingo card...

'Dan tries to make a bet with another staffer who declines'
'Jeff loses a mini game and blames it on color blindness'

 

[kiguel182]

I'm sure there is something built into the code of every Mario Party game that makes sure Jeff loses every time:

int main
{

int x=win;

if Player==Jeff
{
x=lose;
Cout<<"Wahahahahaha";
return 0;
}
}

The programmer in my is dying with that int = win part. Code is a serious thing!

But Mario Party is rigged against Jeff I agree.

 

[Scizzy]

http://jeff.zone/post/67863831904/how-much-of-your-soul-was-eroded-by-having-to-pay

You're falling for his trap! He implies he didn't go on to expense it, but he never says it outright. Can we really trust Jeff Gerstmann?

 

[Lunar FC]

Someone make a mpp bingo card...

'Dan tries to make a bet with another staffer who declines'
'Jeff loses a mini game and blames it on color blindness'

Brad doesn't try to win.
Jeff leads late and then bullshit occurs

Anybody have the history of winners?

 

[Tubobutts]

Everyone but Jeff needs to win one Mario Party.

Have all the other duders won already?

I think it's:
Dan-3
Drew-2
Brad-1

 

[Erekiddo]

Anyone have the current win standings?

Edit: welp

 

[Teddified]

Dan needs to loose so we can have a 3-3-3-0 going into the last MPP where Jeff wins and it's a tie in the end so Nobody Wins.

Make it a Work whatever that means.

 

[Meneses]

I think it's:
Dan-3
Drew-2
Brad-1

It should end like 3-3-3-0 for maximum perfection.

edit: ^Yeah, what they said

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Dan needs to loose so we can have a 3-3-3-0 going into the last MPP where Jeff wins and it's a tie in the end so Nobody Wins.

Make it a Work whatever that means.

Hah! That would actually be such a poetic ending to the feature.

 

[EdReedFan20]

It should end like 3-3-3-0 for maximum perfection.

That's 9. There are 10 games.

 

[Lunar FC]

MPP1: ?
MPP2: ?
MPP3: ?
MPP4: ?
MPP5: ?
MPP6: ?

Somebody please complete this for me.

 

[The Right Deal]

We're still on track for the dream scenario, heading into MP 10 with Dan, Drew and Brad at 3 wins each, with Jeff taking the last game, truly no one wins.

edit: whoops

 

[Tubobutts]

Somebody please complete this for me.

Nobody
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody

 

[Kimaka]

Jeff surely is gonna win this one! I can feel it!

 

[FlammableD]

but what if the result gets spoiled on here before you can finish it?

DELETE DELETE DELETE (my thread subscription)

 

[The Right Deal]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's:

MPP1: Dan
MPP2: Drew
MPP3: Dan
MPP4: Brad
MPP5: Drew
MPP6: Dan

Here's an in-depth breakdown of stats for your horse-race bets.

 

[Twin Tails]

Alt F1 meetup
https://twitter.com/altf1podcast/status/788808641251913728

 

[Piston Hyundai]

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Alt F1 meetup
https://twitter.com/altf1podcast/status/788808641251913728

I want to go to a meetup with Danny while he's here in Austin, but I'm not an Alt F1 guy.

 

[Lunar FC]

Alt F1 meetup
https://twitter.com/altf1podcast/status/788808641251913728

So bummed I'm not going to the race this year.

 

[kingocfs]

Death, taxes, and Jeff making a decision without paying attention while playing Mario Party.

 

[kai3345]

I want to go to a meetup with Danny while he's here in Austin, but I'm not an Alt F1 guy.

I imagine he might do a noclip meetup while he's here too.

 

[justjim89]

I'm hoping for another Drew win.

Though if I'm being honest, the part where they spend 3 hours bitching about playing a game tens of thousands of people bought, played, and enjoyed willingly all while still on the clock is wearing a bit thin on me. Like, they don't need to pretend like they're having a great time if they're not, but the part where they act like it's so hard to do and takes so much out of them comes off as kinda melodramatic and whiny.

 

[funkystudent]

Jeff needs a win. But Ill be happy once its anyone but Dan.


Is this the last MPP with 50 turns?

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

I imagine he might do a noclip meetup while he's here too.

Yeah I'm sure he will. He'll probably counter-program UPF again.

 

[Lunar FC]

I'm hoping for another Drew win.

Though if I'm being honest, the part where they spend 3 hours bitching about playing a game tens of thousands of people bought, played, and enjoyed willingly all while still on the clock is wearing a bit thin on me. Like, they don't need to pretend like they're having a great time if they're not, but the part where they act like it's so hard to do and takes so much out of them comes off as kinda melodramatic and whiny.

So you don't like basically the only draw of the show?

 

[Glitchesarecool]

I want to go to a meetup with Danny while he's here in Austin, but I'm not an Alt F1 guy.

I like Alt F1 but it's too far a drive and I'd be to shy.

Oh they streamed battlefield earlier too? Man look at all this #content!

 

[Incandenza]

Good luck, players.

 

[justjim89]

So you don't like basically the only draw of the show?

I like watching them play the game and seeing who wins, and the narratives that form throughout.

That's the draw for me. Not the negativity.

 

[The Right Deal]

I'm hoping for another Drew win.

Though if I'm being honest, the part where they spend 3 hours bitching about playing a game tens of thousands of people bought, played, and enjoyed willingly all while still on the clock is wearing a bit thin on me. Like, they don't need to pretend like they're having a great time if they're not, but the part where they act like it's so hard to do and takes so much out of them comes off as kinda melodramatic and whiny.

I can kind of get behind this sentiment, my favorite parts of six were the parts with the microphone because it seemed like they were kind of enjoying it a little bit. Also why I root for Drew, I feel like he's not hamming it up like Jeff and Brad tend to do, and he's not Dan.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Sadly, this is where I go dark on the thread. Won't watch this until tomorrow when I work from home (or call in sick to play Civ, not sure yet).

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

I like Alt F1 but it's too far a drive and I'd be to shy.

Whatever Danny meetup I end up going to, I'll be going alone. I'm also not a drinker, so I'm not sure how long I'll even hang out. I gotta get a picture with the guy though!

 

[Volotaire]

#TeamDrew.

 

[daveo42]

It's time.

I'm hoping for another Drew win.

Though if I'm being honest, the part where they spend 3 hours bitching about playing a game tens of thousands of people bought, played, and enjoyed willingly all while still on the clock is wearing a bit thin on me. Like, they don't need to pretend like they're having a great time if they're not, but the part where they act like it's so hard to do and takes so much out of them comes off as kinda melodramatic and whiny.

Well, they do take the game to the extreme by going for 50 turns instead of something a bit more manageable and maybe allows for a little less of the random bullshit that seems to appear in every Mario Party game. Part of it for me is how much Jeff and Dan play it up. I mean, Jeff straight up goes ham during these MPP. The rest is seeing the game itself, as I never plan on playing any of them.

Actual sour grapes seem to come specifically from Brad, which is to be expected in all things. Drew is just a deer in the headlights.

 

[kiguel182]

I enjoy Mario Party but Jeff bitching about the game is one of the best parts.

 

[LiK]

I enjoy Mario Party but Jeff bitching about the game is one of the best parts.

That's the only reason I watch.

 

[repeater]

Everyone but Jeff needs to win one Mario Party.

Have all the other duders won already?

Jeff will win the last one.

If that happens we will know this thing was such a kayfayby (or whatever it's called) all along.

 

[Hamster Plugin]

I really don't like that these announcements come at such a ridiculously short notice. Mario Party Party might be one of the most popular video content they have, and they notify us two hours before it happens? I can't keep staring at their websites or twitter accounts like this.

But I'm happy to be here for live Mario Party!

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

I've gotten to the point with their live player on mobile where I just wish they'd stream on YouTube regardless of if it's a Premium feature or not.

 

[The Technomancer]

oh jesus

now

WHY NOW

 

[Twin Tails]

 

[cebri.one]

Yesss first mario party as a suscriber.

 

[funkystudent]

I've gotten to the point with their live player on mobile where I just wish they'd stream on YouTube regardless of if it's a Premium feature or not.

Most of the Mario Parties make it onto youtube anyway I dont even know why its behind a paywall anymore.

I guess they got to at least pretend to make premium content

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Oh god, Dan's now a leather daddy.

 

[Twin Tails]

http://www.lawrence.com/news/2005/nov/15/review_mario_party_7_gamecube/

Still the best Nintendo character ever: Waluigi

 

[OdysseusVA]

Oh god, Dan's now a leather daddy.

I don't want to know


But I do

 

[repeater]

Yesss first mario party as a suscriber.

Congratulations on your piss poor life choices...

Oh god, Dan's now a leather daddy.

... on the other hand..