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[Teddified]

wooooooooooooow

 

[Chuck]

Waste of my time, fuck you dan

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Someone doxx Dan Ryckert.

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Holy shit.

I stand by what I said before, though. This could have been prevented.

 

[dhlt25]

such bs lol

 

[Jebusman]

The 3 bonus stars made that pretty much insurmountable. Even if Drew had grabbed the star at the end, and/or Dan lost a star in a duel, it wouldn't be enough.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Just the best.

 

[kiguel182]

This Mario Party was fun because it was actually competitive.

That said, fuck those bonus stars.

 

[AwakenedCloud]

Rigged!

 

[hamchan]

Dan winning these things all the time shows that it is a game of skill.

Dan was right.

 

[Human Trashcan]

there is no justice in the world

 

[Piston Hyundai]

The shitty ignorant privileged white man wins again. Sad!

 

[Lijik]

theres only two more of these!

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Holy shit.

I stand by what I said before, though. This could have been prevented.

Waluigi is about to win again.

The Amiibo, that is.

 

[TiffanyTryhard]

Can you burn a Kindle version of a book?

 

[FantasyFreak07]

The dream is dead.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Mario Party can suck my dick

 

[FluxWaveZ]

The 3 bonus stars made that pretty much insurmountable. Even if Drew had grabbed the star at the end, and/or Dan lost a star in a duel, it wouldn't be enough.

There are two moments that come to mind: when Drew didn't jump immediately to the star via the DK spot, and when Brad made the same mistake. Generally, Dan was just paying more attention, and those minor mistakes add up. Obviously, the bonus stuff outside of the mini-game one is pure luck, but I do think it could have been different.

 

[DuffDry]

That's a pretty fantastic way to wrap the series up.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

HOW DID DAN WIN

 

[Twin Tails]

HOW DID DAN WIN

skill

 

[kiguel182]

Jeff never won a 50 turn game. Sad.

Even if Brad had stolen his star Dan would still have won.

 

[Hot Coldman]

can't you turn bonus stars off

they are BY FAR the most RNG in the entire time

 

[Lijik]

HOW DID DAN WIN

he pulled a "knowingly land on the most red spaces" long con

 

[BreezyLimbo]

he pulled on "knowingly land on the most red spaces" long con

he pulled the 'land on most green and red spaces' con. Like woooow.

 

[Giever]

Dan did a really great job landing on all of those happening spaces and red spaces

 

[Zaph]

Great end

Thank you for giving us mpp, dan. Now, find a way of making 9 and 10 as insufferable as possible.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Can you burn a Kindle version of a book?

Don't inhale those fumes.

 

[Xeteh]

Garbage election followed by a garbage Mario Party... this has been a rough week.

 

[Twin Tails]

now they have to do 9 and 10 back to back to make it a genuine experience.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

Now Leonard Cohen has died!?!? WTF 2016

 

[Tubobutts]

Jeff will never win a Mario Party Party.

 

[Lijik]

Make Jason play as Bowser in Mario Party 10

 

[Strax]

Great Mario Party because it was a tight race but SMH at that ending.

Edit: well at least Drew went straight to Twitter after this to like my tweet. That made me glad.

 

[BlackLagoon]

I'm starting a petition to have the electors give the victory to Jeff.

 

[Roboculus]

Even with the RNG bullshit in Mario Party, it's not exactly that surprising why Dan wins most of the time. Considering that Dan wins most of the mini games on average, that means that he almost always has a decent amount of coins. This means fewer times where he shows up at the star without enough coins and also it means he can buy more items. And this is helpful since Dan actually uses his items a lot and doesn't horde them.

Add on top of this the Bonus Star at the end and also the fact that Dan generally pays more attention to the game than the rest of them and it's pretty easy to see why this happens so often.

I will say that this map seemed to have less bullshit than most of the others ones they have played so at least most of the game was pretty competitive (which makes it more entertaining to watch).

 

[Mister Negative]

shoutout to the blinker noise in city car driving. very satisfying.

 

[DrFunk]

shoutout to the blinker noise in city car driving. very satisfying.

pedestrian accident.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Dan is a wizard at Mario Party.

 

[Twin Tails]

http://i.imgur.com/w5xgKRO.gifv

 

[ScottSullivan]

Just add in a Brazzers logo in the corner and that's the perfect gif

 

[ike_]

http://i.imgur.com/w5xgKRO.gifv

Alexis looking wanting at his 40 says so much.

 

[BlackLagoon]

Hey look, Mario Party Party 9 is up already!

 

[Tubobutts]

Ban Dan.

 

[ike_]

Just got confirmation.

I regret everything.

 

[Tubobutts]

I am interested to see how those shirts look in real life.

 

[Twin Tails]

https://twitter.com/sigmalives/status/796748957636501504

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Just got confirmation.

I regret everything.

Oh my god.

 

[Salarians]

I am interested to see how those shirts look in real life.

https://twitter.com/aurahack/status/796900656745512960

Edit:
TT'd

 

[CrazyDude]

Do we know when Dan moves to the east?