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Giant Bomb #7 | Hey There, Small Business Owner!
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DaveTheSnake
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Where is Brad going?
Valve
Always the Bridesmaid.
Although I think a better label would be "GB superfans
with way too boring jobs
Backfoggen
Banned
I wanted new pics in OP.
Don't thank me, thank Hot Coldman. I just ripped off his OT, because someone had to make the new thread.
NumberThree
Member
Oh hey, a new thread. I'll just #JoinTheConversation, if you don't mind.
It's a bummer that so many of Ryan's sites have expired at this point
RIP batmanbatmanbatman.com
Listening to the Bombcast from this week, Jeff just mentioned the Nintendo investor group suggesting Mario have in app purchases for increasing the height of Mario's jump. It was such a bad idea I thought the investor was against bringing Nintendo games to a free to play model.
vitaminwateryum
corporate swill
Yeah, the amount of luck he's having right now is insane.
thekonamicode
Member
You sound like you've been spending too much time at the post office friend!
ViolentP
Member
He's gonna blow it.
I am helping them advertise.... by not mentioning the name of the sponsor at all? Or what they do?
Jeff isn't a total fan of Nihilism. He certainly seems to love him some C64.
RepairmanJack
Member
I for some reason really want to see Jeff attempt the burger challenge mentioned on the bombcast.
NumberThree
Member
Just because you don't explicitly mention heytheresmallbusinessowner.com doesn't mean people on GAF won't be visiting the site after reading the title.
That's just being called a human being though
What madness is happening in your avatar?
No. 9 with a bullet!!!!!
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
I don't even know why he is fighting a rat, and I don't actually want to know.
Also, everytime Brad says something like "Yeah, we should totally take a look at it" when they are talking about some NES game I die a bit inside cause I know it'll never happen, at least on camera
Also, everytime Brad says something like "Yeah, we should totally take a look at it" when they are talking about some NES game I die a bit inside cause I know it'll never happen, at least on camera
SHUT UP ABOUT STRIDER, THAT ONE DOESN'T COUNT
adamantypants
Member
I love the title. It's the one line that makes me enjoy pretty much all the ads they do.
Broder Salsa
Banned
All those expired Ryan site links.
fatalflame
Neo Member
Love the thread title!
Step aside, lesser poster.
Oh you know, the hot Platinum games classic Mayonetta.
Aw
The thread title is innocuous enough. I can't see it directly relating to whatever business they advertise.
Weird, I listed to all their bombcast ads and I can't remember what they're about.
Haunted
Member
I like how vinny gets the only nice picture. :lol
whew, dodged a bullet there
forgeforsaken
Member
Pretty sure they've used the "small business owner" line with at least three different products, it's not specific to any one advert or company.
Broder Salsa
Banned
It just means that this title advertises for 3 (or more) products at one time. Disgusting, capitalism at work folks.
NumberThree
Member
Isn't it obvious? Male Bayonetta, also known as Mayonetta.
It's from the very end of last week's UPF, after the name had come up earlier (I guess during Castlevania?).
I guess it's because every time they play them it turns out the games were actually pretty shit (Strider and that one Genesis game as recent examples).
You caught me. I'm secretly a viral marketer for every product that has ever existed or will ever exist. We did a bunch of market research and discovered that the best way to advertise to consumers was to utilize the title of a thread about a gaming web site. It's the only way that people will know that every single item in all dimensions and realities actually exist!
But now I'm foiled. And sadly we'll have to begin destroying everything because our plan is ruined. You'll be getting the notice about your own personal destruction date sometime in the next 4 millenniums, so you may want to stand by your mailbox and wait for its arrival so you don't miss it.
yeah smh i cant believe Vinny is getting all of this free advertising for his small business.
Haunted
Member
collusion!
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