Devolution
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Actually a bunch of the packaging says "flushable" which is straight bullshit.
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Actually a bunch of the packaging says "flushable" which is straight bullshit.
So uh... Anyone else ever injure themselves embarrassingly?
On Friday, my ankle got super itchy (pretty sure a combo of leg hair growing in and socks) so I scratched the hell out of it and only realized the next day I've actually inflicted an open wound on myself. OOPS. I currently have it under a mass of bandages and such because it was literally an open wound. :/ I'm hoping I won't have to go to a doctor for this lol.
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On Friday, my ankle got super itchy (pretty sure a combo of leg hair growing in and socks) so I scratched the hell out of it and only realized the next day I've actually inflicted an open wound on myself. OOPS. I currently have it under a mass of bandages and such because it was literally an open wound. :/ I'm hoping I won't have to go to a doctor for this lol.
SHAVING!!!11!
I only got language related awkward stories..
When I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time (in Norway, they are Norwegian) I wanted to impress them with some Norwegian I taught myself. I had a fart accident after dinner and wanted to say "I am sorry" which is "unskyld" in Norwegian but instead I said "bare hyggelig" which means "you are welcome"...
Another one was when we had to talk about fairytales from our countries during Norwegian class and I wanted to tell the story of the two hedgehogs racing a fox. Hedgehog in Norwegian is called Pigswin but when I told the story I said Swine Pig which means a pig's dick. Of course non of the other pupils noticed but the teacher burst out laughing.
More reason to love Cumberbatch:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/benedict-cumberbatch-sherlock-egypt-paparazzi
When I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time (in Norway, they are Norwegian) I wanted to impress them with some Norwegian I taught myself. I had a fart accident after dinner and wanted to say "I am sorry" which is "unskyld" in Norwegian but instead I said "bare hyggelig" which means "you are welcome"...
Another one was when we had to talk about fairytales from our countries during Norwegian class and I wanted to tell the story of the two hedgehogs racing a fox. Hedgehog in Norwegian is called Pigswin but when I told the story I said Swine Pig which means a pig's dick. Of course non of the other pupils noticed but the teacher burst out laughing.
More reason to love Cumberbatch:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/benedict-cumberbatch-sherlock-egypt-paparazzi
trab pu kcip
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epic.
We got our two little rascals yesterday evening and they already settled in without a problem. (Sorry - iphone pictures from a short good-morning session before work).
Super sweet story for those two as well:
The mom of the black shorthaired girl got hit by a car
so the mom of Mr. Fluffy Graypants took her in. The two are super close and besties. When we called she said that the boy was already taken but she called back a few hours later to explain that she just can't bare separating the two.
Since we both work during the day it was always without a question that we wanted two to keep each other company during the day (they will be able to go out since we live on the countryside and have a big garden).
Love them already to bits. The Girl is super social and cuddly. Whenever she sits in my lap she looks up at me and wants to touch noses. The boy is super social too. He literally starts purring as soon as he sees you. Both are also very energetic and play up a storm together
Now we just need to find good names for them. Any suggestions?
I am in favour of Gizmo or Badger for the boy.
It's a bit harder to come up with a name for the girl without being too cheesy..
Initially I thought Zoe and Malcolm but now I think maybe Badger and Serena (for Serenity since Firefly is one of our all time fav tv show).
Buffy and Spike was also in the cards but not sure..
Super sweet story for those two as well:
The mom of the black shorthaired girl got hit by a car
so the mom of Mr. Fluffy Graypants took her in. The two are super close and besties. When we called she said that the boy was already taken but she called back a few hours later to explain that she just can't bare separating the two.Since we both work during the day it was always without a question that we wanted two to keep each other company during the day (they will be able to go out since we live on the countryside and have a big garden).
Love them already to bits. The Girl is super social and cuddly. Whenever she sits in my lap she looks up at me and wants to touch noses. The boy is super social too. He literally starts purring as soon as he sees you. Both are also very energetic and play up a storm together
Now we just need to find good names for them. Any suggestions?
I am in favour of Gizmo or Badger for the boy.
It's a bit harder to come up with a name for the girl without being too cheesy..
Initially I thought Zoe and Malcolm but now I think maybe Badger and Serena (for Serenity since Firefly is one of our all time fav tv show).
Buffy and Spike was also in the cards but not sure..
SquiddyCracker
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We got our two little rascals yesterday evening and they already settled in without a problem. (Sorry - iphone pictures from a short good-morning session before work).
Super sweet story for those two as well:
The mom of the black shorthaired girl got hit by a car
Since we both work during the day it was always without a question that we wanted two to keep each other company during the day (they will be able to go out since we live on the countryside and have a big garden).
Love them already to bits. The Girl is super social and cuddly. Whenever she sits in my lap she looks up at me and wants to touch noses. The boy is super social too. He literally starts purring as soon as he sees you. Both are also very energetic and play up a storm together
Now we just need to find good names for them. Any suggestions?
I am in favour of Gizmo or Badger for the boy.
It's a bit harder to come up with a name for the girl without being too cheesy..
Initially I thought Zoe and Malcolm but now I think maybe Badger and Serena (for Serenity since Firefly is one of our all time fav tv show).
Buffy and Spike was also in the cards but not sure..
Adawwwable!
Pixie (Gal) & Dust (Boy) are my suggestions.
H.Protagonist
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Did any of them wink as they closed the door and left?
And, for the tampon thing, my mom showed me 'they way', it was not taught in sex ed and I've rarely heard different, and many boxes do proclaim as much. It's never been an issue before as I don't take them when I travel for the aforementioned weaker plumbing, but in my mind Aus is almost US, so it never occurred to me when I packed. And there you have it.
That must have been hella awkward. As for spills, yeah. I learned that tampons were a surer bet than pads. :/
Teachers always seem to catch you at the most awkward moments. Haha.
I've walked into all manner of things and given myself black eyes, and once I buried a hacksaw in my leg.
I'm just...amazed? Mortified? That I didn't notice I was peeling off layers of skin till it bled while I was doing it. Haha.
Thanks for all the input girls
We decided to go with Badger and Luna. Just felt the best name for the girl.
She is so totally adorable. They were allowed out of their room during the night and she decided it was the best idea to find a comfy spot on my face to sleep. Never mind the rest of the bed was very cat-friendly, too and she purred so loud we actually couldn't sleep.
I forgot how much energy kittens have. Despite our nephews coming over to say hello and play with them they spent the whole rest of the evening playing with us and together with each other. Wasn't before Midnight that they started to slow down.
We decided to go with Badger and Luna. Just felt the best name for the girl.
She is so totally adorable. They were allowed out of their room during the night and she decided it was the best idea to find a comfy spot on my face to sleep. Never mind the rest of the bed was very cat-friendly, too and she purred so loud we actually couldn't sleep.
I forgot how much energy kittens have. Despite our nephews coming over to say hello and play with them they spent the whole rest of the evening playing with us and together with each other. Wasn't before Midnight that they started to slow down.
Hey everyone! My long term girlfriend finally moved into my place last week and I have a small question I'd like to ask. Would it be rude to have all our hygiene products separate in our cabinets? This sounds dumb, but I don't know if she'd take it personally. Would any of you take it personally?
shanshan310
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Nah, it's normal right? That's why they have his and hers drawers. I laughed at taking it personally though, are you worried about the hygiene products touching or something?
SquiddyCracker
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It's probably fine so long as you don't use her amazing skin products.
Don't, or at least ask nicely before you do.
Hmm ya, that just sounds awkward now that I read it.
Never thought of this, will have to keep that in mind.
Never thought of this, will have to keep that in mind.
All dem girl-cooties. :O
Never thought about catching cooties before having her move in. Damn, gotta rethink this totally.
Be careful! We're all infected!
Professor Beef
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Long time no see everyo--
gottago
Devolution
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Top one is photoshopped to fuck and back.
Professor Beef
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lmao, that top one's proportions
Try not to worry about it, Lin.
Try not to worry about it, Lin.
Devolution
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Upon further inspection second one too. Look at where her knee is that is one long ass leg.
H.Protagonist
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Fuck everything.
But, Lin, they can answer that burning question: "Where are your Girlfriends?" AND you get a signature tote if you use their service.
But, my, her pointy shoe is large. Like the bill of a ravenous bird, hungry for flesh.
Femmeworth
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Heh, I saw those same ads when I ate at Cheesecake Factory in June. Made me cringe.
Professor Beef
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Devolution
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Took a shitty pic of some of the jewelry I inherited since a pal was interested.
Took a shitty pic of some of the jewelry I inherited since a pal was interested.
Those are beautiful. I especially like the top left and the turquoise bird.
Devolution
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Thanks. Yeah here's a better look at the bird, there are some on etsy.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/120389145/copper-roadrunner-on-faux-turquoise
http://www.etsy.com/listing/1590126...=vintage_low&gclid=CPW_-8DWkrkCFed_QgodEywA4Q
I like that, but I'm a guy and can't wear flashy jewelery. I should get a watch.
Devolution
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Get it. Make it into a bracelet instead. A guy in one of my classes had some awesome arm band and I kept forgetting to ask him where he acquired it.
Femmeworth
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Can't or won't?
Devolution
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Centipede came into my room so I slapped the shit out of it with my shoe. Fucking bugs die.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I wish I could wear rings, but my fingers are too thin and nothing fits right
Isn't that what custom fittings are for?
too expensive
Devolution
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I wish I could wear rings, but my fingers are too thin and nothing fits right
I've seen rings of all sizes though.
Where I live it's pretty fucking hard to find rings that fit (unless they are resizable) that are not made for kids :|
My fingers are freakishly thin. My 11 year old cousin has larger fingers than I do
Devolution
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Where I live it's pretty fucking hard to find rings that fit (unless they are resizable) that are not made for kids :|
My fingers are freakishly thin. My 11 year old cousin has larger fingers than I do
Get sized. Find some online.
Professor Beef
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Aw yes, going to the theatre on my own on a Friday night. Zero fucks given!
Anyone else into going to movies on your own?
I quite prefer it, but I won't say no to a friend tagging along.
Aw yes, going to the theatre on my own on a Friday night. Zero fucks given!
Anyone else into going to movies on your own?
I do about once a year. I eat out alone sometimes too. Great way to recharge from other bullshit from time to time.
And now I'm thinking of food names for my still-unnamed ferrets. I love/hate you, H. Pro.
Aw yes, going to the theatre on my own on a Friday night. Zero fucks given!
Anyone else into going to movies on your own?
I'd prefer if someone goes with me but I'll go alone. I used to be self conscious about it but just went fuck it one day and went to the movies by myself. I got tired of stopping myself from doing something because no one else would go.
H.Protagonist
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Took a shitty pic of some of the jewelry I inherited since a pal was interested.
Are those monocles? Monocles are schweeet.
And now I'm thinking of food names for my still-unnamed ferrets. I love/hate you, H. Pro.
Bacon & Eggs
Toasts & Jam
Noodle & Tamago
Bento & Conbini
I HAVE MANY MORE IDEAS FOR YOU.
Devolution
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Yeah some old avon monocles that were my grandmother's.
Aw yes, going to the theatre on my own on a Friday night. Zero fucks given!
Anyone else into going to movies on your own?
Yeah, though I work at a theatre, so free and stuff. I also have no friends.
They're really nice and all, I admit. I rarely ever get to see monocles in real life. XD
...that third one was intentional.
But yes, adorable ideas are nice!The Librarian
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What up, GirlGAF. Haven't posted here in a while, but I figure now's a good of a time as any.
Two friends and I were shopping around White House Black Market when we decided to start trying on dresses we couldn't afford. Because torturing ourselves is fun, right? Anyway, one of my friends ended up taking this picture.
I'm on the left. Cheers!
Two friends and I were shopping around White House Black Market when we decided to start trying on dresses we couldn't afford. Because torturing ourselves is fun, right? Anyway, one of my friends ended up taking this picture.
I'm on the left. Cheers!
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