idlethreats
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This is indeed a disturbing universe.i cant read this thread anymore
goddamnit i wish i could scrub that story from my brain
This is indeed a disturbing universe.i cant read this thread anymore
Oh, no.i cant read this thread anymore
Confession time. I've never, not once ever gotten my man off by giving him a blow job.
In contrast, the last time he went down on me I came four times. The record is six times. He'll make me have an orgasm then he'll still be down there kissing/nibbling when I really can't take it and I have to push him away. Then he comes up for a bit and we kiss and I catch my breath.... Then he says things like "I can tell you're ready again." Then he says it again.
I feel selfish inadequit. I want him to enjoy when go down on him but my jaw always locks up and gets sore. Plus I'm nervous about him ejaculating and it just hitting the back of my throat and then what if I gag.
It's not that I don't enjoy doing it. Something very sexy about it. I just lose stamina and patience.
Yeah I have no idea whether he is joking about it or not. Like I said, he loves them and then sometimes says he wants them bigger. I can guarantee they won't be getting any bigger than this. There'd be too much strain on my back
Shan, you can be the one pulling and choking.
And pulling is not really painful. Most of the time.
Confession time. I've never, not once ever gotten my man off by giving him a blow job.
In contrast, the last time he went down on me I came four times. The record is six times. He'll make me have an orgasm then he'll still be down there kissing/nibbling when I really can't take it and I have to push him away. Then he comes up for a bit and we kiss and I catch my breath.... Then he says things like "I can tell you're ready again." Then he says it again.
I feel selfish inadequit. I want him to enjoy when go down on him but my jaw always locks up and gets sore. Plus I'm nervous about him ejaculating and it just hitting the back of my throat and then what if I gag.
It's not that I don't enjoy doing it. Something very sexy about it. I just lose stamina and patience.
Here's a fun story that relates to the current topic. This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine instead. They share this story with new people any chance they get.
The guy likes to go urban spelunking. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically just exploring abandoned buildings looking for things of value. Well on one of the trips he ends up finding a loaded gun, he takes the gun home and cleans it and takes the magazine out. Now they both enjoy pain in their sex lives but the girlfriend also enjoys getting fucked by odd objects. One night she decides during sex that she wants him to fuck her with the gun. They're going at it pretty good when all of a sudden the gun goes off while it is inside of her. Bullet goes straight out her lower back. He forgot to check the chamber of the gun while he cleaned it. So now she's bleeding from this bullet wound and he's just standing there in horror. Most people in this situation would go to the hospital, but instead she looks up at him and tells him that she isn't going to the hospital until he finishes fucking her and she gets off. They finish and he takes her to the hospital. She got really lucky in the fact that the bullet didn't hit anything important.
Now I enjoy pain in my sex life, but nothing in that crazy regard. It's still the craziest story involving sex that I've ever heard to this day.
You know, I've started to reply to Jambi's story like 4 times now, but just nothing I can say is sufficient. That may be the craziest sex story I've ever heard and actually sort of believed.
Here's a fun story that relates to the current topic. This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine instead. They share this story with new people any chance they get.
I try. :/Really? It's like a guaranteed quick orgasm for my guys. Do you stroke, suck, move your tongue, wrist stroke the cock and fondle the balls?
Confession time. I've never, not once ever gotten my man off by giving him a blow job.
In contrast, the last time he went down on me I came four times. The record is six times. He'll make me have an orgasm then he'll still be down there kissing/nibbling when I really can't take it and I have to push him away. Then he comes up for a bit and we kiss and I catch my breath.... Then he says things like "I can tell you're ready again." Then he says it again.
I feel selfish inadequit. I want him to enjoy when go down on him but my jaw always locks up and gets sore. Plus I'm nervous about him ejaculating and it just hitting the back of my throat and then what if I gag.
It's not that I don't enjoy doing it. Something very sexy about it. I just lose stamina and patience.
If the orgasms he gives me are any indicator of what he's missing out on then I'm just a really bad girlfriend.
Next level: collar and chain.Hm... HMMMmm.... I guess I'd never really thought about it. You guys give me so many great ideas!
Gentle hair pulling actually feels awesome, like a massage.
I want him to enjoy when go down on him but my jaw always locks up and gets sore. Plus I'm nervous about him ejaculating and it just hitting the back of my throat and then what if I gag.
Don't worry ducky! My jaw gets sore as well I compensate by using my hands and tongue as well though, which has worked out pretty well. If you're nervous about him cumming in your mouth you can kinda feel when its almost time and just pull it out. But its mostly just a part of foreplay anyway so don't worry about it ^^
I try. :/
Feels bad man.
If the orgasms he gives me are any indicator of what he's missing out on then I'm just a really bad girlfriend.
Next level: collar and chain.
Don't be upset. There are many guys who can't get off from a bj, myself included. Even hj don't really do it for me. It sucks but in this situation, it isn't on you.
I'm not .damn, everyone here is having great sex.
Next level: collar and chain.
The jaw getting sore... Maybe you gals just have a small mouth. If not, well, I can only assume practicing is the only way to solve it.
But don't focus just on your mouth. Unless the guys have told you they like how you do handjobs don't focus on them either, focus on the tongue. You know, stroke it, use the tongue around some key parts, etc. I mean, there's a lot of stuff you can do there.
Also I've never had a (big) problem with the gag reflex or stuff when he ejaculates, but come on, I think y'all have stable boyfriends, if you're not into that tell him to stop when he gets close lol.
I try. :/
Feels bad man.
If the orgasms he gives me are any indicator of what he's missing out on then I'm just a really bad girlfriend.
damn, everyone here is having great sex.
Don't worry ... he will NEVER have the orgasms he gives you
Something really weird happened to me today. I took a nap.
Well when I woke up I felt like my body had just had an orgasm. I went from feeling blissful to bring confused. I've never had that happen to me before and I didn't even know it was a thing. I've heard of wet dreams...but only for boys.
I can't for the life of me remember what I as dreaming about either. Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Not to be tmi but I love giving hj's. I can make him finish that way but it can take a while though. I love watching it... It's really something.
It's one way to definitely exert control.
Yeah, but I was like... 15?.Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Not to be tmi but I love giving hj's. I can make him finish that way but it can take a while though. I love watching it... It's really something to actually see him cumming. It's animalistic and weird but I get off on watching him explode.
Here's a fun story that relates to the current topic. This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine instead. They share this story with new people any chance they get.
The guy likes to go urban spelunking. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically just exploring abandoned buildings looking for things of value. Well on one of the trips he ends up finding a loaded gun, he takes the gun home and cleans it and takes the magazine out. Now they both enjoy pain in their sex lives but the girlfriend also enjoys getting fucked by odd objects. One night she decides during sex that she wants him to fuck her with the gun. They're going at it pretty good when all of a sudden the gun goes off while it is inside of her. Bullet goes straight out her lower back. He forgot to check the chamber of the gun while he cleaned it. So now she's bleeding from this bullet wound and he's just standing there in horror. Most people in this situation would go to the hospital, but instead she looks up at him and tells him that she isn't going to the hospital until he finishes fucking her and she gets off. They finish and he takes her to the hospital. She got really lucky in the fact that the bullet didn't hit anything important.
Now I enjoy pain in my sex life, but nothing in that crazy regard. It's still the craziest story involving sex that I've ever heard to this day.
damn, everyone here is having sex.
Best Harry Potter movie? Gogogo
Best Harry Potter movie? Gogogo
Order of the Phoenix - loved the book, felt the story finally got some real "teeth", although it felt like it forced itself into a softer status quo toward the end.
Movie Umbridge, however, completely stole the show, and in a good way.
You know, I've started to reply to Jambi's story like 4 times now, but just nothing I can say is sufficient. That may be the craziest sex story I've ever heard and actually sort of believed.
Best Harry Potter movie? Gogogo
Best Harry Potter movie? Gogogo
The second one, why you ask? Because i'm a hipster and when you've only seen 3 of the movies the fans usually always pick the first second as the best one without saying why.
People can be perma-juniored. It can also be reversed.Edit: I have a question ducky, your account was created in 2009 way before mine, how are you still a junior when even i'm a full member and mine was activated this year?
Bazongas!Apparently GAF thinks I have big boobs?
Bazongas!
Apparently GAF thinks I have big boobs?
Bazooms!
Best Harry Potter movie? Gogogo
Gaf probably thinks that everyone that posts in this thread have big boobs
I wouldn't mind if mine were >_>