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GirlGAF |OT 2| Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Eve?

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leadbelly

Banned
Lucian Cat said:
Pretty much my thoughts too. My ex was trying to make me jealous one day about his new gf by saying he cut his arms open and let her drink the blood. I think I laughed when he said she called herself a vampire. Boy did that backfire on him
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He must have some fucking scars across his arms. Maybe one day he will cut through an artery and bleed to death. What fun!
 
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The Anti-Monitor

Banned
Devolution said:
Me neither but the job isn't half bad. Mostly I like her ass anyway though so.
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I like her face. I dunno. She's one of those girls you can tell is loving it.

Hell I remember perfectly how her Pornstars Punishment scene was the only one that didn't even try to have her pretend that she didn't want to bang the guy.

Lucian Cat said:
Pretty much my thoughts too. My ex was trying to make me jealous one day about his new gf by saying he cut his arms open and let her drink the blood. I think I laughed when he said she called herself a vampire. Boy did that backfire on him
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Gee, that didn't work?
 
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Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Oh he had cuts all up and down himself. Blamed me for it all. I was like I didn't force you to do that. Fucking drug addicts I tell you hwat
 
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kitchenmotors

Banned
Bucca said:
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Devolution

Member
The Anti-Monitor said:
I like her face. I dunno. She's one of those girls you can tell is loving it.

Hell I remember perfectly how her Pornstars Punishment scene was the only one that didn't even try to have her pretend that she didn't want to bang the guy.



Gee, that didn't work?
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Ugh blood play is just not a turn on for me. Same with pissing/shitting nonsense. Let's not talk about it.

I need to get more porn to stream on the tv.
 
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The Anti-Monitor

Banned
Lucian Cat said:
Oh he had cuts all up and down himself. Blamed me for it all. I was like I didn't force you to do that. Fucking drug addicts I tell you hwat
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I can see *some* erotic appeal on that when it's classic on the neck vampire bite.

The other thing... yeah... not for me.

Devolution said:
I need to get more porn to stream on the tv.
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Use a site that has HD videos, then watch them on your tv.

Someone here on GAF linked me to a site with lots of Stoya HD videos. My god. What a week.
 
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Devolution

Member
The Anti-Monitor said:
I can see *some* erotic appeal on that when it's classic on the neck vampire bite.

The other thing... yeah... not for me.


Use a site that has HD videos, then watch them on your tv.

Someone here on GAF linked me to a site with lots of Stoya HD videos. My god. What a week.
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OH dang. Yeah the KLC was basically streamed from a file on the PC to the xbox but HD. Was nice.
 
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Femmeworth

Banned
Lucian Cat said:
he and his ex used to cut themselves for fun during sex. He wants me to do that. I don't think I could handle that. So scratching and hair pulling will do for now haha.
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Lucian Cat said:
Hair pulling is actually really fun. No ones ever done it to me before. I've always been the giver. He just yanks my head around when I'm on top to molest my neck or shove his tongue down my throat.
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Lucian Cat said:
Pretty much my thoughts too. My ex was trying to make me jealous one day about his new gf by saying he cut his arms open and let her drink the blood. I think I laughed when he said she called herself a vampire. Boy did that backfire on him
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The things our species does for pleasure.
 
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idlethreats

Member
Sex sex sex, ahhhh, I've been around the block I guess but my partner would be none too pleased with me if I shared deets about it with others. :X I am pretty happy with vanilla though.

Platy said:
Once sleeping at the university dorms I wake up at the middle of the night and had to cross the living room to get to the bathroom .. and there was a lesbian threesome happening there.

I walked, used the bathroom and came back to sleep =P
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How has no one commented on this. Platy, what is wrong with you! Why didn't you join in, I mean come on. ;-P
 
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leadbelly

Banned
Lucian Cat said:
Boob jobs are scary. The bf wants me to get one if mine shrink more. Are e cups not enough for you!
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We've had this conversation before on gaf. Don't do it!

You'd probably look better without them. And as I said before, small breasts aren't necessarily unattractive breasts.
 
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Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
He is very much a boob man. Sometimes I think he forgets the rest of me is there.
Doesn't bother me too much. He says they're the most awesome boobs he's ever seen haha.
Plus I agreed if they shrink too much I'll get them enlarged a bit. Maybe. Don't like surgery D:
Edit: I said he'd have to pay for it too
 
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Devolution

Member
Lucian Cat said:
He is very much a boob man. Sometimes I think he forgets the rest of me is there.
Doesn't bother me too much. He says they're the most awesome boobs he's ever seen haha.
Plus I agreed if they shrink too much I'll get them enlarged a bit. Maybe. Don't like surgery D:
Edit: I said he'd have to pay for it too
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Lord hammercy. My guys have been fine with the smaller boobs. Helps that I have a small frame too though.
 
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Platy

Member
chocomaro said:
Is this a thread for females or is this a thread for feminine things?
Or both?
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From the OP :
"Anyone is welcome to post here and there are no off limit topics but please do not bombard GirlGAF with questions or general douchey behavior."

So .. both I guess

idlethreats said:
How has no one commented on this. Platy, what is wrong with you! Why didn't you join in, I mean come on. ;-P
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It was not my decision .. I had to think about what they would think of me .... If I appeared in the test the next morning with a zombie face for not sleeping =/

Lucian Cat said:
He is very much a boob man. Sometimes I think he forgets the rest of me is there.
Doesn't bother me too much. He says they're the most awesome boobs he's ever seen haha.
Plus I agreed if they shrink too much I'll get them enlarged a bit. Maybe. Don't like surgery D:
Edit: I said he'd have to pay for it too
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If he wants a boob job, let him do it in himself =P
 
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Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Than they are now? No. But they have shrunk a bit since I've lost a chunk of weight. I'm perfectly OK with the size they are atm
 
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Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Yeah I have no idea whether he is joking about it or not. Like I said, he loves them and then sometimes says he wants them bigger. I can guarantee they won't be getting any bigger than this. There'd be too much strain on my back
 
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Leeness

Member
Lucian Cat said:
Yeah I have no idea whether he is joking about it or not. Like I said, he loves them and then sometimes says he wants them bigger. I can guarantee they won't be getting any bigger than this. There'd be too much strain on my back
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Just don't do anything you don't want to do or would be unhappy with down the line. :)
 
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Devolution

Member
Lucian Cat said:
Yeah I have no idea whether he is joking about it or not. Like I said, he loves them and then sometimes says he wants them bigger. I can guarantee they won't be getting any bigger than this. There'd be too much strain on my back
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If you can't tell if he's joking that's not a good sign in my book =o.
 
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Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Thank you ^_^ it's nice being able to wear smaller sized clothes. Except all the clothes I normally wear are too big for me now D: and I hate clothes shopping
 
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A.E Suggs

Member
Lucian Cat said:
Boob jobs are scary. The bf wants me to get one if mine shrink more. Are e cups not enough for you!
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Well in a way its rude and in another way its not depending on how old you are when you get it happens. If he's asking you to keep the size bigger he better be keeping up his end of the bargin with his body, does he have a six pack, nice hair or anything like that?

Arsenic Yellow said:
If you dont want to spoil them, feel free to buy me the brown pair of poetic licence boots! :p If you order those shoes, I'd go to Onlineshoes.com. They have a 20% off coupon. Keep in mind their return/exchange policy is a huge pain. For an exchange you have to purchase a new pair first then ship off the returning pair.
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Yeah you'd love that wouldn't you :D. I honestly wouldn't have no problem doing that even though I know you aren't serious, but if I did it for you i'd have to do it for others.
 
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Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
He has a pretty big penis so that helps. And a rocking body. But he has put on a few kilos which makes me giggle coz he's upset. I still think he's sexy
 
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JambiBum

Member
Here's a fun story that relates to the current topic. This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine instead. They share this story with new people any chance they get.

The guy likes to go urban spelunking. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically just exploring abandoned buildings looking for things of value. Well on one of the trips he ends up finding a loaded gun, he takes the gun home and cleans it and takes the magazine out. Now they both enjoy pain in their sex lives but the girlfriend also enjoys getting fucked by odd objects. One night she decides during sex that she wants him to fuck her with the gun. They're going at it pretty good when all of a sudden the gun goes off while it is inside of her. Bullet goes straight out her lower back. He forgot to check the chamber of the gun while he cleaned it. So now she's bleeding from this bullet wound and he's just standing there in horror. Most people in this situation would go to the hospital, but instead she looks up at him and tells him that she isn't going to the hospital until he finishes fucking her and she gets off. They finish and he takes her to the hospital. She got really lucky in the fact that the bullet didn't hit anything important.

Now I enjoy pain in my sex life, but nothing in that crazy regard. It's still the craziest story involving sex that I've ever heard to this day.
 
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Professor Beef

Banned
JambiBum said:
Here's a fun story that relates to the current topic. This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine instead. They share this story with new people any chance they get.

The guy likes to go urban spelunking. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically just exploring abandoned buildings looking for things of value. Well on one of the trips he ends up finding a loaded gun, he takes the gun home and cleans it and takes the magazine out. Now they both enjoy pain in their sex lives but the girlfriend also enjoys getting fucked by odd objects. One night she decides during sex that she wants him to fuck her with the gun. They're going at it pretty good when all of a sudden the gun goes off while it is inside of her. Bullet goes straight out her lower back. He forgot to check the chamber of the gun while he cleaned it. So now she's bleeding from this bullet wound and he's just standing there in horror. Most people in this situation would go to the hospital, but instead she looks up at him and tells him that she isn't going to the hospital until he finishes fucking her and she gets off. They finish and he takes her to the hospital. She got really lucky in the fact that the bullet didn't hit anything important.

Now I enjoy pain in my sex life, but nothing in that crazy regard. It's still the craziest story involving sex that I've ever heard to this day.
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Kimaka

Member
JambiBum said:
Here's a fun story that relates to the current topic. This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine instead. They share this story with new people any chance they get.

The guy likes to go urban spelunking. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically just exploring abandoned buildings looking for things of value. Well on one of the trips he ends up finding a loaded gun, he takes the gun home and cleans it and takes the magazine out. Now they both enjoy pain in their sex lives but the girlfriend also enjoys getting fucked by odd objects. One night she decides during sex that she wants him to fuck her with the gun. They're going at it pretty good when all of a sudden the gun goes off while it is inside of her. Bullet goes straight out her lower back. He forgot to check the chamber of the gun while he cleaned it. So now she's bleeding from this bullet wound and he's just standing there in horror. Most people in this situation would go to the hospital, but instead she looks up at him and tells him that she isn't going to the hospital until he finishes fucking her and she gets off. They finish and he takes her to the hospital. She got really lucky in the fact that the bullet didn't hit anything important.

Now I enjoy pain in my sex life, but nothing in that crazy regard. It's still the craziest story involving sex that I've ever heard to this day.
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Hardcore. That is some crazy shit.
 
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A.E Suggs

Member
JambiBum said:
Here's a fun story that relates to the current topic. This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine instead. They share this story with new people any chance they get.

The guy likes to go urban spelunking. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's basically just exploring abandoned buildings looking for things of value. Well on one of the trips he ends up finding a loaded gun, he takes the gun home and cleans it and takes the magazine out. Now they both enjoy pain in their sex lives but the girlfriend also enjoys getting fucked by odd objects. One night she decides during sex that she wants him to fuck her with the gun. They're going at it pretty good when all of a sudden the gun goes off while it is inside of her. Bullet goes straight out her lower back. He forgot to check the chamber of the gun while he cleaned it. So now she's bleeding from this bullet wound and he's just standing there in horror. Most people in this situation would go to the hospital, but instead she looks up at him and tells him that she isn't going to the hospital until he finishes fucking her and she gets off. They finish and he takes her to the hospital. She got really lucky in the fact that the bullet didn't hit anything important.

Now I enjoy pain in my sex life, but nothing in that crazy regard. It's still the craziest story involving sex that I've ever heard to this day.
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The fuck?! This sounds like a horror story.
 
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