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[ResilientBanana]

That's pure hating! You can act like if someone likes the game, that it automatically means they are pandering. Plus, you'd never call someone giving Starfield a 10 "pandering". If the game is decent or good, then it just means it's decent or good.

No reason to fight a score of a 80 if this game gets that. Outside of just pure hate.

It's not. You just can't really trust reviewers. If all they talk about in the review is the subject matter and not how the game plays, then the reviewer is trying to save their own skin. If a reviewer chooses not to review the game, they will be chastised. If the reviewer puts up a bad score, they will be chastised. Major review sites don't want that hate, but I have a tough time believing we will be getting honest reviews unless the review site doesn't care about cancel-culture. I've barely followed the development of the game and already know its subject matter, which means the subject matter is more important than the game itself. We shall see.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

10 page OT, snootbruhs!

 

[Toots]

This was the Love project of a pedophile

I searched goodbye volcano high pedophile in google to learn about this.
I did not find info on the pedo thing but i found something really funny in this shitty article : https://www.gamepur.com/guides/the-goodbye-volcano-high-controversy-explained (the controversy they refer to is snoot game and not an actual pedo making games, god knows why :/)

"The other issue is fan art. It’s hard to tell if fan art is meant to be supporting Goodbye Volcano High or mocking it. KO-OP told Kotaku that it won’t ever attack fan art, but it’s a hard situation to deal with. That’s likely why the developer has largely stayed quiet about the game until the State of Play in February 2023, when its release date was announced."

 

[Sintoid]

Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High

 

[skit_data]

This might possibly be the saddest review thread across all Neogaf. 10 pages of people laughing at the game and not a single review. Damn.

 

[mckmas8808]

It's not. You just can't really trust reviewers. If all they talk about in the review is the subject matter and not how the game plays, then the reviewer is trying to save their own skin. If a reviewer chooses not to review the game, they will be chastised. If the reviewer puts up a bad score, they will be chastised. Major review sites don't want that hate, but I have a tough time believing we will be getting honest reviews unless the review site doesn't care about cancel-culture. I've barely followed the development of the game and already know its subject matter, which means the subject matter is more important than the game itself. We shall see.

So the only review scores that you'll believe are the ones saying the game is bad? It's weird that reviewers can't be trusted with this game, but can be with Starfield.

At the end of the day, this is just another game. It's not special. It's not one big virtue signal. It's not some huge courageous game either. It's also not the worst game ever constructed. It's just a game.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

This is one of the greatest OTs of all time. Let it ride!

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I searched goodbye volcano high pedophile in google to learn about this.
I did not find info on the pedo thing but i found something really funny in this shitty article : https://www.gamepur.com/guides/the-goodbye-volcano-high-controversy-explained (the controversy they refer to is snoot game and not an actual pedo making games, god knows why :/)

"The other issue is fan art. It’s hard to tell if fan art is meant to be supporting Goodbye Volcano High or mocking it. KO-OP told Kotaku that it won’t ever attack fan art, but it’s a hard situation to deal with. That’s likely why the developer has largely stayed quiet about the game until the State of Play in February 2023, when its release date was announced."

Even better. The pedo line was in reference to one of the devs being a...get ready...Kotaku journalist who posted an article about Rule34 and included uncensored shots of Misty from Pokémon and Hermione from Harry Potter getting the bad touch.

Of course they won't attack fan art, it's hard to do one handed.

Edit: Banned (1 week): Ableism, history of dismissive comments about nuclear war.

 

[Alebrije]

Could be. But there's only 209 reviews so far on Steam.

For comparison Armored Core VI has 22 844 reviews on Steam.

Not a fair comparison though as Armored Core launched four days earlier than Goodbye Volcano High.

Hummm..what if hose two games combine forces

 

[RoadHazard]

So do they all die at the end or no?

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

Where are the reviews? Does nobody wanna play this thing or what?

 

[ResilientBanana]

So the only review scores that you'll believe are the ones saying the game is bad? It's weird that reviewers can't be trusted with this game, but can be with Starfield.

At the end of the day, this is just another game. It's not special. It's not one big virtue signal. It's not some huge courageous game either. It's also not the worst game ever constructed. It's just a game.

No, I will pay attention to the ones that speak to the gameplay more than the subject matter. To be frank Starfield does not contain the same controversial topics that this game will have.

 

[Happosai]

So do they all die at the end or no?

If you don't want to suffer yourself to play it. There may have been 3 options: A. Death by asteroid B. Death by snooting or C. Death by mob attack

Choose wisely or...

Spoiler

 

[Setsuna Mudou]

Amazing year, first Barbenheimer... now Starcano High

 

[AncientOrigin]

Bahaha reminds me of the dumm Werwolfs from dogs soldiers who look like model poodles with combed hair

 

[TheInfamousKira]

While we wait on those sweet, Sweet reviews, have a full playthrough:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[The Pleasure]

Asteroid didnt kill the dinosaurs

 

[TheCed]

I hope we will one day know how many time this game was purchased.

I hope it's a complete failure.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I hope we will one day know how many time this game was purchased.

I hope it's a complete failure.

Maybe someone will make a Harry Potter style list of people who bought it on Steam.

Instead of being the Wizard Game, it can be the Lizard Game.

 

[MudoSkills]

I finished chapter 2 and will admit that the rhythm game is actually getting more fun to play now that the charts are a bit livelier.

Everything else is still completely tedious.

 

[Diseased Yak]

Bahaha reminds me of the dumm Werwolfs from dogs soldiers who look like model poodles with combed hair

You take that back! These fuckers looked amazing!!

 

[TheInfamousKira]

You take that back! These fuckers looked amazing!!

I'd respect whatever pronouns that thing uses.

 

[Danjin44]

I finished chapter 2 and will admit that the rhythm game is actually getting more fun to play now that the charts are a bit livelier.

Everything else is still completely tedious.

Oh no you are turning…..I’m sorry man, you leave me no choice…..

 

[AncientOrigin]

You take that back! These fuckers looked amazing!!

let’s say in some scenes they looked ok the film was not bad.For me the best looking Werwolf is the one in Bram stockers Dracula after that Night Wolf.Best Werwolf legs are the one in the beginning from Howl.Sorry for going a bit off topic

 

[Jack Videogames]

So do they all die at the end or no?

ED: Ok maybe that didn't work as I thought it would

 

[TheInfamousKira]

ED: Ok maybe that didn't work as I thought it would

Stop quoting the devs. Give it a week before you start belting out iconic lines.

 

[Happosai]

Oh no you are turning…..I’m sorry man, you leave me no choice…..

Some sorta weird mind games they've injected into MudoSkills and he's GAFs official reviewer too. Once you finish, we'll be expecting a full report...the thread must go on.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

By all critical accounts of total play time, it's an objective fact that we've gotten roughly eight times that value and enjoyment out of this thread than what we could expect from the full title. And for free, too.

 

[darrylgorn]

Looking at the legitimate possibility that this could match Starfield's scores...

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Looking at the legitimate possibility that this could match Starfield's scores...

I wouldn't be surprised, because it's the kind of game that's going to do extremely well with the weirdos that have no place in society (ie: 90% of modern game reviewers). Starfield, meanwhile, is just a normal game.

 

[MayauMiao]

Could be. But there's only 209 reviews so far on Steam.

For comparison Armored Core VI has 22 844 reviews on Steam.

Not a fair comparison though as Armored Core launched four days earlier than Goodbye Volcano High.

I guess KO_OP studio will soon go KO.

Where on earth are the reviews for this game? Lazy journos are probably too busy playing Starfail.

I will do my own review after 100 hours in and completeing the game 4 times:

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A Heartfelt Journey of Emotions - Goodbye Volcano High Review

Goodbye Volcano High is a truly remarkable and unforgettable experience that effortlessly weaves together captivating storytelling, stunning visuals, and a soul-stirring soundtrack. As a passionate gamer, I've had the pleasure of immersing myself in various narrative-driven games, but Goodbye Volcano High stands out as a masterpiece that resonates on a profoundly emotional level.

From the very first moment, the hand-drawn art style enchanted me. Every frame feels like a work of art, bringing the world of Volcano High to life in a way that feels both familiar and refreshingly unique. The character designs are not only visually captivating but also highly relatable, with each character's struggles, dreams, and growth portrayed in an authentic and meaningful manner.

What truly sets Goodbye Volcano High apart, however, is its narrative depth and emotional resonance. The game delves into the lives of its characters, exploring themes of identity, friendship, love, and the complexities of transitioning from one phase of life to another. The writing is poetic and thought-provoking, evoking a spectrum of emotions that range from heartwarming to heart-wrenching. As the story unfolds, players are drawn into a rollercoaster of feelings, forming a deep connection with the characters and their journeys.

The characters themselves are multi-dimensional and beautifully flawed, making them all the more relatable. Their interactions and relationships are a testament to the care and attention that went into crafting this narrative. The choices players make carry significant weight, shaping the direction of the story and the fate of the characters. This level of agency adds a layer of personal investment that is truly commendable.

Accompanying the narrative is a hauntingly beautiful soundtrack that complements the emotional beats of the game perfectly. The music, like a gentle whisper, guides players through moments of joy, sadness, and introspection, further enhancing the immersive experience.

Goodbye Volcano High not only tells a compelling story but also sparks important conversations about self-discovery, change, and the uncertainties that come with growing up. It's a game that resonates with players of all ages, inviting them to reflect on their own life experiences and aspirations.

In conclusion, Goodbye Volcano High is a poignant masterpiece that transcends the boundaries of traditional gaming. Its exceptional storytelling, breathtaking visuals, and evocative soundtrack come together to create an experience that lingers in the heart and mind long after the credits roll. It's a must-play for anyone seeking a truly emotional and unforgettable journey in the world of interactive storytelling.

10/10

What did you type to the AI to generate such article?

"Write an honest review about Goodbye Volcano High but lie everything about it"?

 

[Jack Videogames]

No reviews yet? How can this be? Maybe every outlet is replaying the game for the 5th time because they're just so hooked (as the game only lasts like 5h)

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Its an obscure indie game, but metacritic still just has that 1 WCCtech review. Looks like no game sites want to bother playing it.

 

[MudoSkills]

Part of the reason it's taking me so long to get through this is because my girlfriend is here, and I don't want to have to explain what this is and why I am playing it.

 

[Banjo64]

Part of the reason it's taking me so long to get through this is because my girlfriend is here, and I don't want to have to explain what this is and why I am playing it.

Just switch over to gay porn if she walks in on you. Easier to explain.

 

[DeepEnigma]

First review,

Goodbye Volcano High Review – Easygoing Extinction Event

Is Goodbye Volcano High worthy of the outsized amount of attention that’s been paid to it? Or is the end result a brontosaurus-sized letdown?

wccftech.com

7/10

 

[TheInfamousKira]

First review,

Goodbye Volcano High Review – Easygoing Extinction Event

Is Goodbye Volcano High worthy of the outsized amount of attention that’s been paid to it? Or is the end result a brontosaurus-sized letdown?

wccftech.com

7/10

The review cites not enough sex and drugs for their teenage dinos. Hmmm.

 

[DeepEnigma]

The review cites not enough sex and drugs for their teenage dinos. Hmmm.

You just can't make this shit up.

 

[kruis]

Goodbye Volcano High's motto could have been: "This is the Way the World Ends: Not with a Bang but a Whimper".

 

[MudoSkills]

Reviewers expecting Euphoria and ending up with something milder than Recess.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Reviewers expecting Euphoria and ending up with something milder than Recess.

Don't give them ideas. I'm sure many of them have GretchenxSpineli pairings on their hard drives.


Fuck me for remembering those character names.

 

[Dick Jones]

No reviews yet? How can this be? Maybe every outlet is replaying the game for the 5th time because they're just so hooked (as the game only lasts like 5h)

Don't knock 5 hours. You'd boast if you could last 5 hours

 

[Banjo64]

First review,

Goodbye Volcano High Review – Easygoing Extinction Event

Is Goodbye Volcano High worthy of the outsized amount of attention that’s been paid to it? Or is the end result a brontosaurus-sized letdown?

wccftech.com

7/10

7/10. The exact same score that wccftech gave to games such as:

Gran Turismo Sport
TES V: Skyrim Special Edition
Halo Wars Definitive Edition
Kirby Star Allies
Outer Wilds
Genshin Impact
Forespoken
Temtem

So it’s as we all expected. Goodbye Volcano High is a bonafide classic and Ko have put Bethesda, Nintendo, Xbox and Sony in their place.

GG WP.

 

[Happosai]

I'm not going to suffer myself to play this so everyone asking can get a review. Courtesy of a reliable AI reviewer, here's your review:

Goodbye Volcano High is a visually stunning game with a unique concept. However, the gameplay and storytelling fall short of expectations. The choices made by the player do not impact the plot significantly, resulting in a lack of replay value. Additionally, the pacing of the game is slow, leading to moments of boredom. The narrative, though thought-provoking, may not resonate with everyone, and some dialogs feel unnecessary. The game's soundtrack is its strongest point, but it does not make up for the shortcomings. Overall, Goodbye Volcano High may appeal to the niche audience, but it may not be worth the full price.

Score: 5/10

The AI chat bot requested I never mention Goodbye Volcano High again for any purpose (s) or they'll unplug my keyboard and ban me indefinitely.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Well team, Starfield is against the ropes right now with a sub 90 meta and open critic. Not looking good I sense some real anxiety there.

Meanwhile Goodbye Volcano High looks confident with a strong indentity. Its so good it's even transcended needing to be reviewed.

 

[Jack Videogames]

Don't knock 5 hours. You'd boast if you could last 5 hours

Well if you change the "hours" for "minutes" I can think of better ways to waste 30€!

 

[F0rneus]

Goddamn I fucking hate furries. Dumb cunts. That's all.

 

[Fbh]

While we wait on those sweet, Sweet reviews, have a full playthrough:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

Watched the ending to see if at least you can see them being pulverized by the meteor
Sadly, you don't

Also WTF is this gameplay. The music bits I saw are literally a very basic rhythm game over static images, this is like newgrounds game tier (and not a good one at that)

 

[Happosai]

Well if you change the "hours" for "minutes" I can think of better ways to waste 30€!

Someone's probably making triple that on fanfic comics. Makes my skin crawl to think about. Sorry, that's not politically correct...makes my scales crawl.

 

[CatLady]

Draugoth this is a great thread and I anticipate some of the greatest memes of all-time.