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Guild Wars 2 |OT3| Two Week Updates, One Box, Zero Subscriptions

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Retro

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Erm, wow, that was a fast 100 posts... From the previous page, just so folks see it;

Concerning Spoilers!
Tomorrow's update, as you all probably know, is supposed to be a big one. Everything points to there being a lot more going on than ArenaNet has made public. In the interest of making sure these big surprises remain a secret for those who are unable to play immediately, please refrain from discussing the events of tomorrow's update on GAF. If you must, please use spoiler tags. Obviously I'm not a mod and this isn't mandatory, but think of your fellow GAFer stuck at work, unable to enjoy whatever insanity is going on as it's happening live. They'd do the same for you... probably...

I think tomorrow night is probably long enough, so it's just for a day. Chances are good we should all be playing rather than posting anyways.
 

Aquila

Member
Everybody in this thread has always had the highest degree of courtesy so I'm expecting a whole bunch of spoiler tags. Still avoiding any and all GW2 forums tomorrow until I'm off work. Why must I be there?!!?
 

Jira

Member
... What's happening trm?

I'm confused :[

Unless it's playable Kodan I don't think I'm gonna care much about how big it is :/

It's big enough that ANet isn't talking about it AT ALL and even the dataminers are saying it's big and they refuse to spoil it.
 

Hyunashi

Member
The wait for info is killer, but Ive never been so hyped for a patch for GW2. I really hope 500 crafting comes, but there are so many possibilities.
 
Jumping puzzles (along with mini-dungeons) will be some of the locations that begin rewarding ascended crafting materials once crafting to 500 goes live; this is intended to help make these areas more rewarding and fun to go back to and play.
from Colin on official forum.

Looks like Jira will never get a legendary!
 

Baron Aloha

A Shining Example
Can someone please post the spoilers for the update? I want to know what they are so that I know if it is worth logging into the game. Just put them in spoiler tags.
 

Sophia

Member
Can someone please post the spoilers for the update? I want to know what they are so that I know if it is worth logging into the game. Just put them in spoiler tags.

Go search Reddit yourself if you want them that badly. Nobody's going to invoke Retro's wrath by posting them here. :p
 

markot

Banned
spoiler spoiler spoiler

109842_0542 Scarlet Briar
109842_0543 Oh, look at all of you scurrying around for your lives. So cute!
109842_0544 Stand still and let me show you what your insides look like.
109842_0545 Enjoying yourself? I know I am.
109842_0547 Why don't you try begging for mercy? That could be fun.
109842_0548 Die die die. Die die die, die die.
109842_0549 Oops, did I say four bombs? I meant five.
109842_0550 Where did I put it... Oh, I remember: right where the Seraph are gathering up the civilians. How careless of me.
109842_0551 By the Tree, what have I done? What a monstrous traged— (laughs) Sorry, I just couldn't keep a straight face.
109842_0552 Nowhere is safe from me. No one can save you. You're going to die alone, and so afraid.
109842_0554 Ooh, be careful with that! You could put my eye out.
109842_0555 What, don't you like me? Give me a chance.
109842_0556 (laugh)
109842_0557 Aw, you spoiled my fun. Now I'm going to have to make a special project out of you.
109842_0558 Someone's being sneaky.
109842_0559 Must I do everything myself? Get over here!
109842_0560 Now we'll have some fun!
109842_0561 Well, that was informative. Gotta run, 'bye!
109842_0562 The afterlife...isn't ready...for me... (dying chuckle)
109842_0563 Aw, you stopped working.
109842_0564 Let's see you survive this!
109842_0565 All righty.
109842_0566 Well, no.
109842_0567 Not bad for a drone.
109842_0568 I love surprises!
109842_0569 Time to feed the worms!
109842_0570 This is my playhouse. Don't let anybody in.
109842_0571 You just made my list, buddy!
109842_0572 Hey, now! Lookee there!
109842_0573 Ahem. A-hem! Got a minute?
109842_0574 Calling all local yokels: help!
109842_0576 Watch my back and I'll give you a cookie.
109842_0577 Okay, wrap it up. We've got a schedule to keep.
109842_0578 Countdown time! Hurry up and bring me what you've got.
109842_0579 Walk with me. And try to keep up.
109842_0580 I know where to go.
109842_0581 Throttle down. This is the place.
109842_0582 All right. Let's see where you take us.
109842_0583 I'm not afraid. But help me anyway.
109842_0584 Look! A new toy to play with.
109842_0585 Rats! Dying foes are so much more fun than dead ones.
109842_0587 Let the fun begin!
109842_0588 Boo! You stink at things.
109842_0589 That went well. Let's move on.
109842_0591 Wow, victory. I'm almost impressed.
109842_0592 Help me up. The world's more fun with me in it.
109842_0593 I owe you one. Which should frighten you.
109842_0594 Yonder.
109842_0595 We need this place. Defend the borders!
109842_0596 Whoa, horsie, whoa!
109842_0597 Let's back off and review, shall we?
109842_0598 Look at them run. Think we can catch them?
109842_0599 Keep me alive. I'm way too cute to die.
109842_0600 That was downright decent of you.
109842_0601 Take 'em out!
109842_0602 Later, tater.
109842_0603 Loser, loser!
109842_0604 Well, pin a rose on you!
109842_0605 Yoo-hoo! Over here!
109842_0606 (maniacal chuckle)
109842_0607 Hmm. This has possibilities.
109842_0608 Hel-lo! You're pretty cute, for a drone.
109842_0609 My advice? Run. Now.
109842_0610 Hey, now. Something new!
109842_0611 Look what I made of the queen's watchknights! Aren't they pretty?
109842_0612 Look at those lines. Nobody makes murderous minions like I do!
109842_0613 If the pirates don't getcha, the murder machines will!
109842_0614 Rox
109842_0615 Hey, Braham, these things can actually fight!
109842_0616 No. They're slaughtering everyone!
109842_0617 I'm surprised more people don't get hurt doing this.
109842_0618 (laugh) Where do they find some of these crazy scrappers?
109842_0619 Look. That one thinks she can take me on. Cute.
109842_0620 Ow! Is this an arena or a butcher shop?
109842_0621 Chew on this!
109842_0622 Lord Faren
109842_0623 What a pleasant day for a celebration. Look at us, not a care in the world.
109842_0624 How dreadful!
109842_0625 This is not quite the wingding I'd anticipated.
109842_0626 Have I mentioned my vast fortune? I'm sure we could negotiate a rewarding ransom figure for you.
109842_0627 I'm a confidant of Captain Thackeray, you know. Were you to release me, I'd be willling to put in a word in your favor.
109842_0628 Ow! Do be careful. I bruise easily.
109842_0629 Those clever mechanisms of yours are certainly impressive. I find them easier to appreciate at a distance, however.
109842_0630 (laugh) We're all having fun here, aren't we?
109842_0631 (yelp)
109842_0632 Braham
109842_0633 Finally, some action. Come on, Rox!
109842_0634 Let's scrap these contraptions!
109842_0635 Would you look at that? Honest blood sport. This human queen has some good ideas.
109842_0636 I could take 'em. No problem.
109842_0637 Look at these wimps. My biceps are bigger than some of them.
109842_0638 Spirits, that looked like it hurt.
109842_0639 OK, enough is enough.
109842_0640 Queen Jennah
109842_0641 This was supposed to be our time of celebration. That sylvari's unprovoked attack has instead made it a time of mourning.
109842_0642 I've no wish to discover what motivates Scarlet.
109842_0643 She's a rabid animal, and I intend to see her to put down like one.
109842_0644 We need to coordinate our forces and minimize the damage from Scarlet's attacks.
109842_0646 Lure out the Claws of Jormag by destroying the final dragon crystal.
109842_0647 Logan Thackeray
109842_0648 Citizens! Stand clear. The Seraph will protect you.
109842_0649 Gods... She's bombed our evacuation point. My men... All of those civilians...
109842_0650 I'm finding my own way into that arena. I can't sit idly and allow her to set down roots under our wounded city.
109842_0651 Rally to me! Push those machines back!
109842_0652 We got here as soon as we could.
109842_0653 Getting my soldiers in took longer than expected. But we're here now
 

Sophia

Member
Great, now can someone post the actual patch notes instead of dialog from what I'm guessing was from the Flame and Frost event?

The actual patch notes aren't out yet. Not for another three to four hours probably at least. That's datamined dialogue from the event. Stop being in such a rush, geez...
 

Baron Aloha

A Shining Example
The actual patch notes aren't out yet. Not for another three to four hours probably at least. That's datamined dialogue from the event. Stop being in such a rush, geez...

Stop being in such a rush... this from someone who already knows the info. Dude, I'm not going to go into super detail but my life was recently upended which is why I haven't logged into the game for nearly 2 months. I just wanted to know what was going on in the game. I guess that is just too much to ask. Thanks.
 

hythloday

Member
Yeah, don't expect patch notes for a few more hours. You'll know when they are live because this thread will go nuts. They are working on west coast time here.

Also personally I only care about plot spoilers, so I don't really care if someone posts that they changed the cast animation for Moa Morph to have a little circle of hands with upward pointing middle fingers rotating around the newly transformed Moa.

Sigh, trying to stay busy today.
 

Sophia

Member
Stop being in such a rush... this from someone who already knows the info. Dude, I'm not going to go into super detail but my life was recently upended which is why I haven't logged into the game for nearly 2 months. I just wanted to know what was going on in the game. I guess that is just too much to ask. Thanks.

I dunno the patch note info you're asking for, seeing as its not out yet and all. =P

markot posted part of the dialogue tho, but that's been out for awhile now. :S
 
Yeah, don't expect patch notes for a few more hours. You'll know when they are live because this thread will go nuts. They are working on west coast time here.

Also personally I only care about plot spoilers, so I don't really care if someone posts that they changed the cast animation for Moa Morph to have a little circle of hands with upward pointing middle fingers rotating around the newly transformed Moa.

Sigh, trying to stay busy today.

You unlucky like me and have to go to work as well?

Just read part of the story spoiler...HOLY SHIT!

Can't wait to come home/.
 

Retro

Member
Stop being in such a rush... this from someone who already knows the info. Dude, I'm not going to go into super detail but my life was recently upended which is why I haven't logged into the game for nearly 2 months. I just wanted to know what was going on in the game. I guess that is just too much to ask. Thanks.

No need to be so uncivil; there's absolutely no hard info about the actual update beyond some data-mined dialogue. It'll be posted the minute it's made available.
 

Lunar15

Member
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Hawkian

The Cryptarch's Bane
Stop being in such a rush... this from someone who already knows the info. Dude, I'm not going to go into super detail but my life was recently upended which is why I haven't logged into the game for nearly 2 months. I just wanted to know what was going on in the game. I guess that is just too much to ask. Thanks.
Loving the implication that we're holding out on you here. Two faces of Baron Aloha indeed!
 
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