Here's Bufbaf's absolutely objective 30 Minute Check on this update.
Loaded up the game.
Boring opening cutscene with an incredibly bland "Scarlet" character everyone seems to know all of a sudden, which was advertised to be some amazing queen of chaos and destruction and turned out to be a fanfiction sylvari with so far no story at all. Also, messed up cutscene appearantly no one at Anet ever watched before putting it live. Most interesting part of this was Faren. Which means something.
Nice little instanced battle, then back to ye good olde "find stuff all over the world that spawns randomly at random times in random places, and we won't tell you where to look for it, so it takes longer and we have a reason to use all of our landmass again so new players think there's actually something happening there". I should do that because of achievements I guess, because it sure is not fun to play or something I've never seen before. Pass.
Anything else to this update? Let me check on the heaps of information I get inside the game. Wait there's none at all. Thought so. 30 minutes done. Quit the game.
I honestly thought Scarlet would be something fresh and cool, but I was bored by her basically 10 seconds after she appeared. I should have known better by now.
30 Minute Check over, hf guys doing.. whatever this is,.. while I'm pondering if I should retry Ornstein and Smough or not.