"Hey Earl it's me Harry Fraud. Got some beats for an EP. I can get you an Uber driver to the studio breh, come down to the studio. I'm stuck here with Riff Raff, come on breh, take some of this heat..."
"yo Earl it's Wiki...I'm trying to create a rap group breh. Think I'll call it Ratking. Got a couple candidates, it's down to you or some British motherfucker who's coming to the studio tomorrow. Come through and let's see if this works out"
"Earl, what's up it's Alan. Yo I'm in Cali. Doing another rapper-producer album, come through man. I was gonna just go down to Gonzales Park and see if I can find a rapper but how about you come to the studio instead."
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