Okay, so let me get this straight:
We've all walked in to the opening of a new restaurant. It's a spiritual successor to an older restaurant you used to love and eat at almost weekly. The place is under new management and while there are some familiar faces most of these people are new and different. You've eagerly been awaiting your chance to eat here because you loved the meals at the old place and these people have given you certainty that these meals will be just as good if not better than the old ones.
You sit down and look around you. You see some buddies you used to eat with and wave to them. They wave back. You can see the look of excitement on his face and you wonder if it's the same as yours. A friend of yours is sitting a little ways off to your left. He wasn't so sure of this new place because he didn't completely trust some of the staff and the advertisements were lackluster. The place looks nice but they can't think of how anyone would be able to match the older restaurant with this new staff or methodology.
Orders for drinks are taken and the staff disappears for some time. You ask when you're going to get the meal you ordered, but the waiter only says "It's on its way, trust us."
Suddenly, it's time. The chef himself appears from the kitchen to present the inaugural meal of this restaurant and you can't wait. He opens reveals the plate and puts in in front of you and... you're very underwhelmed. The plates and maybe the bread are even from this restaurant. The steak you ordered is an undercooked microwave meal from a grocery down the street, the mashed potatoes are imitation. They're cold to the touch and have obviously been out of the microwave for some time. You also have a side of fries from Burger King, still in the paper holster with their logo on it. You look around to see that the staff has started filing out of the restaurant. You manage to flag one down to ask what's going on and why they're all leaving. "We're going on vacation," he says. "It's almost the holidays, you know."
"But who's going to get my drink?" your skeptical friend asks. "I could maybe wash this down if I could get a drink."
"Soon, trust us," the staff replies as he turns and makes his way towards the door. People begin picking at their food and most appear to be disappointed. You're not horribly thrilled but you're glad that someone opened the old restaurant back up. Your furious friend is shouting to the staff and slamming on the table, your excited friends from earlier are cramming the food down and asking for seconds, and you look down and just can't seem to finish it.
You look down to your phone and start watching trailers for movies while you think. Twitchcops, a buddy cop movie staring Cosmo and Siglemic as new partners in a police department in downtown LA trying to save their dog, Frankie. It looks interesting, maybe you'll watch it later.
A look up to the side of the table shows a group wearing matching jackets for some sport you've hear of. "We were told the 'Bacon Double Guiltyburger' was on the way," one of them says to the waiter. "Where are our orders?"
"Oh, we don't have them right now," the waiter says. "We have the ingredients in the kitchen if you'd like to make it yourself, though."
"BRO THIS SHIT IS AMAZING!" you hear one of your friends shout as he highfives one of the group that he came with. Your furious friend gets up from the table to hunt down some of the staff, and you start poking the leathery meat-thing with your plastic spork. You would have liked a metal fork, but it doesn't really matter to you. You're just glad the restaurant is open.
Back to the phone. You see that there's a showing for Twitchcops in about forty five minutes in a theater not too far from here. A glance to the side shows some of the patrons at the bar watching a sport they all seem to hate. It came as a part of a package deal for the restaurant's parent company, so it's showing this new sport instead of the one the old owners used to show.
You look up to see that your furious friend is actively starting fist fights with the staff who are left somewhat dazed as your excited friends are simultaneously ripping down the pants of the staff and attempting to put their penises in their mouths. You don't understand anything, but you'd like some A1 or something with your leathery thing, which is something most places have, but no one is listening to you. You can't tell if they can't hear you, or if they don't care, or if they're avoiding you because for some reason they don't have A1.
The police arrive and cuff your friend for assault, but it appears as though your excited friends have finished fellating the staff and resumed their seats at the table, so they aren't arrested. You get up and leave with someone else at the table. You look at each other but neither of you say a word, your eyes have said everything that needs to be said. You flag a cab to go to the theater and briefly, if only for a second, you remember that you never got your drink.
Welcome to Halo 4.
Not to be a dick, but they said a lot of words but none of it meant anything.It involves other restaurants doing some of the legwork and Sir Richard Branson. Or at least that's what I've been told.
Interesting response from Virgin Gaming over at THC.
Interesting response from Virgin Gaming over at THC.
Not to be a dick, but they said a lot of words but none of it meant anything.
Monday. I believe.When is 343i going back to work ????
At the moment I can only find the official reply at TheHaloCouncil. I am not thinking TheHaloCouncil faked it. Why shouldn't they? If it were a fake, they would destroy their reputation...EDIT: just read Virgin Gaming's reply that Cyren tweeted. One quote stood out, "Were here to allow any gamer the chance to compete for epic prizes, without prejudice to his skill level". This is as far as I've read because I have serious doubts that this post is real. Can anyone confirm?
It is a shame that the most European voice overs just sound terrible because the local Microsoft branch doesn't really check it etc. It annoys me that Cortana says "sie" to the Chief instead of "du" when I play the German version. Especially since their relationship is very personal. (It isn't really wrong, still...)Also lol at the Mexican voice overs. I hadn't realised that you could never change it back to English.
"Yo bro, we got that that deal locked. Nah nah."Learn to read gooder, dutchie!
I really, really miss the Halo 3 ranking system. I hope they deliver on that.
At the moment I can only find the official reply at TheHaloCouncil. I am not thinking TheHaloCouncil faked it. Why shouldn't they? If it were a fake, they would destroy their reputation...
I really don't miss the boosters, derankers and hostbooters. I'm not suggesting the 1-50 was bad. I just don't miss those aspects it attracted.
I really, really miss the Halo 3 ranking system. I hope they deliver on that.
Wonder if Blops 2 will be better because of MLG......sarcasmTweet @Bravo "Hire Juices. kthxbye."
Regarding that Virgin Gaming response, lol...
"Ill keep it short but super wordy: "No we have exclusive rights to Halo, suck it MLG"
No MLG, No ranking system. No competitive support. Good luck making Halo 4 good 343. Seriously...
"we like to creat tournaments that everyone can access, however you will need to not have a job, gf, or social life, because thats the only way you'll come close to winning it"
Seeing as you'll only be able to see your rank on waypoint, they won't deliver on it.
Wonder if Blops 2 will be better because of MLG......sarcasm
Link or explanation for more details?
Link or explanation for more details?
Having community setting in custom is still possible Who care if MLG do not have halo on it's roster. The only loser is microsoft for having less exposure for H4I doubt having an extra tournament using its game makes Blops II worse...
NO SARCASM.
Halo 4 has it's problems, but damn leave people alone when they are on vacation.
So, we're in our third month with Halo 4 and we still have the same basic monthly challenge that we had at launch?
EDIT: just read Virgin Gaming's reply that Cyren tweeted. One quote stood out, "We’re here to allow any gamer the chance to compete for epic prizes, without prejudice to his skill level". This is as far as I've read because I have serious doubts that this post is real. Can anyone confirm?
I can't wait for MLB to hand me my World Series MVP trophy. Why shouldn't I get one? Is Bud Selig prejudiced against my skill level?
Having community setting in custom is still possible Who care if MLG do not have halo on it's roster.
2 to 3 year production is nothing to scoff at though. However you feel about the end product, people need time to reboot and find some rest. Constant breathing down their neck isn't really going to help anything.longggg vacation
Are you a pro gamer? How much $$$$ a year do you make playing Halo at tourney?We don't need MLG now that we've found a tournament organizer that isn't skill-prejudiced.
It works, mostly as intended. I just don't like the intended result.
I really don't miss the boosters, derankers and hostbooters. I'm not suggesting the 1-50 was bad. I just don't miss those aspects it attracted.
Are you a pro gamer? How much $$$$ a year do you make playing Halo at tourney?
http://blogs.halowaypoint.com/post/2012/11/02/Halo-4-Competitive-Skill-Rank-Announcement.aspx
"At Halo 4s launch, the competitive skill system will measure your performance against other players in Halo 4 War Games and use this information to match you up against opponents of comparable skill ranks. When the CSR system is fully implemented post-launch, Waypoint will assign each player a visible and detailed Skill Rank, viewable in the player profile section of Halo Waypoint."
The people they outsourced the UI to didn't leave any room for in-game displays of ranks.
Low blow dude.Didn't they just have like 3 to 4 years of vacation?
Ohh, c'mon man.Didn't they just have like 3 to 4 years of vacation?
Oh, brighten up.
Didn't they just have like 3 to 4 years of vacation?
Low blow dude.
Didn't they just have like 3 to 4 years of vacation?
LolHe just overdosed on Halo and you've overheated because of his insult.
Sorry, had to try.. I'll walk away now.
We all need a vacation from your jokes.
You're just prejudiced against his humor-level. At Virgin Comedy, Overdoziz gets epic laughs regardless of how bad his jokes are.
The CSR will appear post-launch in an update to Halo Waypoint and associated Smartglass applications.
Halo didn't go to shit by itself you disrespectful jerk.Didn't they just have like 3 to 4 years of vacation?
You're just prejudiced against his humor-level. At Virgin Comedy, Overdoziz gets epic laughs regardless of how bad his jokes are.
It would be really appropriate if a laugh track played every so often on Halo 4.
Imagine boltshotting someone and all he hears is fake laughter.