So Oprah goes to the doctors office for a routine checkup. After being shown to her room, her doctor walks in a few minutes later. Doctor says "Oprah, if you don't mind, could you please stand in the farthest corner of the room I want to check something". So she does. Doctor then says "ok great can you move to the other corner of the room" So she does. After moving to each corner of the room, Oprah asks "Doctor, with all due respect, what does this have to do with my health?" The doctor replied, "Oh nothing, I'm buying a brown sofa tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out where to put it."
there's an Oprah joke for you.