Scene: Chief on Requiem, unknown forest sector, 2557, daytime.
Chief wanders through the forest after a tough battle with some Promethean Knights, winded and weary trying to face this new foe. Cortana's familiar voice resonates through his suit.
"Chief, it looks like we're safe for now. Maybe we should find you something to eat, you can't keep this up alone, you know."
Camera pans right. Sparks illuminate the alien blue sky as a UNSC ship - classification unbeknownst to the Master Chief - begins to make a crash landing directly overhead.
Worried that the Infinity may become the grave to one of the most prestigious military endeavors the military has ever known, Chief and Cortana rush through the woods in an attempt to locate the crash site, battling various Forerunner sentries in the process.
They finally make it to the crash site - a barren badlands. Chief's suit glows brightly reflecting the omnipresent sun, but he himself has grown arid.
An unknown voice calls out. "Chief, heads up!"
With lightning-fast reflexes, Chief grabs a foreign object thrown his way - only to find out it's a pack of special HALO 4 DOUBLE EXP COOL RANCH DORITOS! But that's not all. With the other hand, he catches another familiar object: a REFRESHING BOTTLE OF HALO 4 DOUBLE EXP GAME FUEL.
"Cool beans!" the Master Chief exclaims, before taking a handful of doritos and mushing them into his visor in an attempt to eat them.
A certain Lasky, relieved to see the Master Chief's well-being, confronts him. "You've really got to spend some time outside that suit, buddy. Here, this should make it easier!" He hands the Master Chief a straw, and the Chief proceeds to take a few refreshing sips of the BOTTLE OF HALO 4 DOUBLE EXP GAME FUEL.
Chief, Lasky, and a few battle-ready Spartan IVs laugh as the camera pans out. Fade to black, followed by a faint orange aura illuminating an imposing, enigmatic figure.
"I have long dreamt of this day, Reclaimer... that one day, we may both get to enjoy these delicious DORITOS and GAME FUEL!"
If for only a few moments, the war engages in a peaceful halftime where Covenant, UNSC, and Prometheans alike indulge in SPECIALLY-MARKED PACKAGES OF DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST©. Spartan IVs DJ the scene using remixes specifically crafted from the Halo 4 Original Soundtrack.
The Master Chief looks into the camera one last time.
"I need a refreshment. And you should, too!"
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