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[thezerofire]

4sk br feels great. have gone >+25 each game so far

also how the fuck do you see your CSR by playlist? waypoint is so needlessly confusing

 

[heckfu]

4sk br feels great. have gone >+25 each game so far

also how the fuck do you see your CSR by playlist? waypoint is so needlessly confusing

http://teambeyond.net/beyondcsr/

 

[Nazgul11]

4sk br feels great. have gone >+25 each game so far

also how the fuck do you see your CSR by playlist? waypoint is so needlessly confusing

Once you're on your H4 stats homepage, go to "WAR GAMES: MATCHMAKING" on the left, then scroll down in the main window.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Here's my Remember Me review for those wondering.

http://coin-op.tv/remember-me-review/

 

[YourExWife]

http://teambeyond.net/beyondcsr/

or the ever-useful http://quickcsr.com

 

[Zoso Achilles]

What'd he say this time?

Someone asked about the bannermen loyal to the Starks, he listed them in full detail. The lunatics in that thread that go on witch hunts for book readers complained even though nothing he said was even remotely close to being a spoiler. They are so paranoid...

 

[User 73706]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

Spoiler

 

[MaximumFlipFlop]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

Jesus Christ...

/dead

 

[YourExWife]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

I was holding it together for a while there. Then Stinkmeaner happened and I lost my shit. Good thing my office door was closed or my co-workers would be concered, I think.

Bravo...

"YOU EAT A DICK!"

 

[TheOddOne]

Game Of Thrones episode 9.

Plywood and Steely, explain this shit. WHY. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[TCKaos]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

Legendary.

 

[Steelyuhas]

What'd he say this time?

Spewing book stuff in the GoT thread that specifically states don't talk about the books.

Game Of Thrones episode 9.

Plywood and Steely, explain this shit. WHY. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I can say nothing to comfort you.

Spoiler

The North Remembers

 

[Ghazi]

What is so emotionally affecting about this show that's causing some people to lose their shit about it? Even people I know irl are losing it over whatever happened.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

PS3 Dynamic Theme. You know what to do

Heckfu are you part of beyond?

 

[thezerofire]

new Halo settings are pretty fun. All that's left is getting people back online so I don't have to play with randoms

and fixing CTF

edit: and getting rid of flinch

 

[Plywood]

Game Of Thrones episode 9.

Plywood and Steely, explain this shit. WHY. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Because

 

[Steelyuhas]

What is so emotionally affecting about this show that's causing some people to lose their shit about it? Even people I know irl are losing it over whatever happened.

Super happy stuff happened!

 

[Gui_PT]

Super happy stuff happened!

Had to look it up

Happy Happy Joy Smile Party stuff

 

[Hydranockz]

Heckfu are you part of beyond?

He is Staff but that just means he makes soccer threads.

 

[TCKaos]

What is so emotionally affecting about this show that's causing some people to lose their shit about it? Even people I know irl are losing it over whatever happened.

They know nothing. Nothing.

 

[Ghazi]

They know nothing. Nothing.

Sadness!? No, I felt none, because Kamina awesomeness won't allow such a sissy feeling, rather angry or shocked, for such sudden death like this, but even in this situation, Kamina didn't show fear, he smiled and told Simon to join him in his final stand, he knew that it was to soon for him to go and that his legacy could be lost, but he accepted it, and trusted in Simon. It took time, but Simon took the legacy, and the universe with it.

Ok then, lol

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

What is so emotionally affecting about this show that's causing some people to lose their shit about it? Even people I know irl are losing it over whatever happened.

I tried keeping it vague? Sorry I guess.

 

[m23]

....................

Why would you even post all that?

 

[Talents]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

That is so awesome, I just laughed like an idiot for most of that video.

 

[Hydranockz]

why

I have no knowledge of anything after season 1. Why you gotta say shit like that man?

 

[Ghazi]

Spoiler

One of the main characters and quite a few major side characters were betrayed by their allies and killed at a dinner/feast. They were all central characters of the last few seasons and this came out of nowhere.

I haven't seen the actual scenes yet but the books were fantastic and I lost my shit at that chapter. Hardcore.

It'd be like, I guess, if Halo 3 started off with Sergeant Johnson and Miranda Keyes and a bunch of other guys going to the Arbiter and having dinner and getting their shit rocked right out of the blue. If there was another game that focused almost entirely on those guys. If you watch Walking Dead, imagine Daryl dying or Star Wars if Han died. That type of situation. Kind of funny.

Quick, spoiler virgins shield your eyes! Thank you, I could see how that would be extremely jarring to someone emotionally attached to the series since there was no hint of it from anywhere.

 

[Tawpgun]

I'm back too and I'm better than Wahrer.

and I don't have some fancy video, but I did find this

 

[heckfu]

or the ever-useful http://quickcsr.com

Reverb made the rank site for Beyond, too.

PS3 Dynamic Theme. You know what to do

Heckfu are you part of beyond?

In limited capacity, but yeah.

 

[ZeNy]

 

[Barrow Roll]

Axel Braun should make a Halo XXX porn parody. Would watch Sarah Palmer get plowed. Maybe get Dylan Ryder to finally play Cortana.

 

[IHaveIce]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

Oh god this is awesome!

 

[xxjuicesxx]

Axel Braun should make a Halo XXX porn parody. Would watch Sarah Palmer get plowed. Maybe get Dylan Ryder to finally play Cortana.

I wanna see an elite with a 25" fake dong get it on with Cortana.

Who makes those parodies, sending an email now.

 

[ZeNy]

 

[Hydranockz]

what am I looking at?

 

[Defect]

what am I looking at?

Ugly armor.

 

[Franklinator]

I think it actually looks kinda cool.

 

[kylej]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK

http://www.monster.com/

 

[User 73706]

I wanna see an elite with a 25" fake dong get it on with Cortana.

Who makes those parodies, sending an email now.

Don't forget dem Gravemind tentadickles.

http://www.monster.com/

I'm a lifeguard. People are paying me to guard their lives.

 

[Omni]

.....

That actually sounds pretty cool. I'm almost interested in watching that show now.

 

[kylej]

the smell of chlorine is overwhelming

the sound of water splashing reverberates around the hall

a child gasps and sinks beneath the surface

time stops

a mother cries out

the young child is drowning

the hall looks to the lifeguard chair

he's gone but spotted in the corner by the bathroom

masturbating on a 17 year old boy's face

while asking how cool it would be

if 343 used his weapon designs

end scene

 

[Fracas]

Not bad, but you can do better. A solid 7/10.

 

[The Real Napsta]

http://teambeyond.net/beyondcsr/

Why are you pushing this site so hard?

 

[kylej]

Not bad, but you can do better. A solid 7/10.

to be fair shakespeare didn't have to write his material in between pens/bruins commercial breaks.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Axel Braun should make a Halo XXX porn parody. Would watch Sarah Palmer get plowed. Maybe get Dylan Ryder to finally play Cortana.

I wanna see an elite with a 25" fake dong get it on with Cortana.

Who makes those parodies, sending an email now.

Haha here it all is:

Started here, but highlights:

Tori Black for Miranda Keyes?

Nikki Benz for Dr. Halsey?

Are there any other females in these games?

And you'd have to get Mandingo in costume to play the Arbiter.

Master Chief played by Johnny Sins?

Palmer by Faye Reagan?

FuD-era Lasky played by Jake Bass?

any porn kickstarter with me involved must have bobbi starr in it so someone figure out a role for her. shake appeal is in charge of the script

She can be Cortana. After the Gravemind (who is now a dude in a rubber suit covered in dildos) whores her out she turns into Dylan Rider.

Dylan Ryder - Cortana
Johnny Sins - Master Chief
Evan Stone - Jacob Keyes
Tori Black - Miranda Keyes
Faye Reagan - Sara Palmer
Mandingo - Arbiter
Nikki Benz - Catherine Halsey
Bobbi Starr - Kelly or Linda

There is a good chance that an African American actor who could play Sergeant Johnson, is actually, by dint of adult movie star naming convention, actually called Sergeant Johnson.

Palmer too

Guys what's the best way to clear my internet history and make sure my parents never find it?

I just looked up these names... kind of regret it now.

My parents are gonna take away my new computer if they find out.

I'll give you two guesses on who wrote that last post :lol

 

[Booshka]

lemme know when beyondcouncil.org is the preeminent Competitive Halo community site.

 

[kylej]

also penguins fans: get the dee

 

[xxjuicesxx]

I want realistic elite grunts during the elite scene. ARGHGHHHHHHH ARHGHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHH

 

[User 73706]

the smell of chlorine is overwhelming

the sound of water splashing reverberates around the hall

a child gasps and sinks beneath the surface

time stops

a mother cries out

the young child is drowning

the hall looks to the lifeguard chair

he's gone but spotted in the corner by the bathroom

masturbating on a 17 year old boy's face

while asking how cool it would be

if 343 used his weapon designs

end scene

HIS PALMER'S SWEATY

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

THERE'S TURBO ON HIS SPAGHETTI ALREADY

 

[MaximumFlipFlop]

I want realistic elite grunts during the elite scene. ARGHGHHHHHHH ARHGHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHH

Could make a STD joke where the Elite goes wort wort wort, but that would be straight nasty.