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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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Vaxadrin

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In the hotel video, it looks like your friend is swooping in for a kiss while you're eating her out and she's all "DENIED, LOL!"
 
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Roxas

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Vaxadrin said:
In the hotel video, it looks like your friend is swooping in for a kiss while you're eating her out and she's all "DENIED, LOL!"
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IIRC the other guy in the vid was just some random person they found on the internet. Thats what i read anyway...
 
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VPhys

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Wellington said:
Wow I feel so left out. Never even heard of these people or their videos.

Great thread tho. :lol
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This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.
 
boutrosinit

boutrosinit

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VPhys said:
This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.
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Yes. If you haven't, you might want to.
 
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LakeEarth

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VPhys said:
This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.
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Go to streaming porn site.

Type in Hannah.

Enjoy.
 
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Vaxadrin

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VPhys said:
This.

7 pages in and I still don't know what the hell people are talking about. That is until I read your post. I guess I'm supposed to know who Hannah is or I'm supposed to have masturbated to her in the past.
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Well, I never knew either. I downloaded the videos about a half hour ago to see what all the fuss is about. You should do the same.

You will cum buckets.
 
bengraven

bengraven

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
If you're having a dig at the accent, I don't know where you are getting that from because neither of us are from up North!
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No dig at all. Just pointing out that her screams were memorable.

I'm sorry, would "fawww-oook" be more appropriate?
 
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OgnodoD

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Aren't there tens of thousands of porn videos out there? I'm surprised that so many have already seen the same video. Kinda creepy.
 
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MrToughPants

Brian Burke punched my mom
Nice :O face

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aparisi2274

aparisi2274

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These videos are lame actually... its like they start out with the girls face uncovered and then a few seconds in, it gets pixelated, and then half way through its normal again...

She is cute though...
 
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BobFromPikeCreek

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
A few weeks ago, she rang (drunk) and wished me luck 'for the future'. :lol She said we should speak atleast once a year, if it's not too much to ask.
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You ever feel like nailing her for old time's sake? Maybe get Mr. Cameraman back and reuniting the band?

Maybe do a live GAF feed?
 
Keylime

Keylime

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So....I found a .rar on rapidshare that's got just about everything awesome with this chick in it.

Awesome...
 
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valparaiso

I had an Al Sharpton friend...Once! Well not a friend really, but we talked a few times. Well one time. Well I yelled out my window "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
these vids are the only porn i've had on my hdd for ages.

also, i think i caught a vid of hannah in a bangbrosesque production like a couple of years ago. she'd gotten a tramp stamp and looked quite older, and i definitely remember her saying "thanks for the mouthful" when walking out the door. can someone confirm that chick is the same hannah?
 
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seattle6418

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ok, i just typed hannah on redtube and the video is there.

some observations

you're a lucky guy, she's hot.

man, black socks are really... (assuming i watched the right video).

the camera guy needs some practice.

and lastly, what do you mean she got suspended in school? god damn, i hate morality so much. it was a private video that leaked, what could the school have possibly said to suspend her?

that's just a load of crap, damn society.

maybe i missed some details here, let me read the rest of the thread.
 
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Machado

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Otheradam said:
This is thread of the year material right here.
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more like thread of the century.

In fact it has so much material it'll never be totally forgoten. people will say OMG this is a legendary thread and others will reply ...Do you remember that hannah thread?

Can anyone please link me to a historical / amazing thread like this?
 
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Sean

Banned
I might've missed it in this huge thread, but what happened when her parents found out she got suspended from school for making internet porn?
 
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Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
So...have there been any "SHAKE YO ASSSS...WAAAAAATCH YO SELF" joke comments yet? :lol :lol :lol
 
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captive

Joe Six-Pack: posting for the common man
Lonestar said:
So...have there been any "SHAKE YO ASSSS...WAAAAAATCH YO SELF" joke comments yet? :lol :lol :lol
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No but I'm supremely disappointed this particular video had no money shot! >:|
 
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chaostrophy

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I've always thought of porn as being coldly mercenary...I never knew there was such thing as porn released to the public on the Internet where the performers were actually in love with each other. I think the story behind the vids is romantic and cute...and of course Hannah is gorgeous.
 
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VeritasVierge

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Sean said:
I might've missed it in this huge thread, but what happened when her parents found out she got suspended from school for making internet porn?
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He said her father was one of the governors at her school and her mother wanted to file charges so......
 
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LakeEarth

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Maxwell House said:
Who was the other guy who was having a threesome with you and your gf? Were you cool with that?
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Its been answered, just a friend. He also mentioned there were other threesomes, including one with an extra girl, but those weren't recorded. So the question on all our minds are, did she eat box?
 
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Blueblur1

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fistfulofmetal said:
Shhhhhhit.

I feel all weird now.

Eh, I'll get over it.


Oh and
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I laughed pretty hard when I first saw this video.
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Wait, I just saw this video on a random porn streaming site last week. That's you!?

NO FUCKING WAY
 
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Mason

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chaostrophy said:
I've always thought of porn as being coldly mercenary...I never knew there was such thing as porn released to the public on the Internet where the performers were actually in love with each other. I think the story behind the vids is romantic and cute...and of course Hannah is gorgeous.
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That's why amateur porn is the best. If it's two people who are actually into each other, it's so much hotter than anything staged.


And to answer you Whispy, no I wasn't just trying to creep you out. I was being honest. I'm well aware it came off creepy though. :lol

I guarantee I give better head than Hannah
 
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Blueblur1

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All right, I "discovered" this thread 2 hours ago in class. I just read the whole thing. This is crazy. I've only seen one (on some streaming site). Just found Hannah hotel.

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eudaemonic

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Hahahaha... I kept seeing references to this thread so I thought I'd check it out...

I read the first post and went "Oh shit, I remember seeing her!" :lol

It's a strange world to fall into, that's for sure. I had a female friend of mine film porn and one of my ex's run a couple of sites. I heard some crazy stories... *chuckles*

Lord Helmet said:
Wow. Why must my gf be in the house?! Damn this shit is HOT!
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Share with her! :D
 
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