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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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Thai

Bane was better.
holy shit, just watched it...she mad the best sex sounds i've ever heard.


i'm gonna go rub one out now, see you guys in 5 minutes.
 
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Booda

Member
I've seen a lot of circle jerks on Gaf, but reading this thread made me feel like I need a double shot of penicillin. In my eyes.
 
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ZeoVGM

Banned
Sniper McBlaze said:
So YOU like PORN? Then Hannah Hotel is a great clip if YOU like PORN. It's hard to find, but if YOU really like PORN you'll find it.
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Very disappointed.

No money shot at the end = fail.
 
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drknite

Can't wait to eat some Kobe tubesteak
joelseph said:
What is the point of this thread?
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To know why so many people come to NeoGAF. I thought it was pretty obvious as I stated earlier in the thread.
 
Keylime

Keylime

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TheWolf said:
i would assume so. they fuck his girlfriend in at least one of them.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
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mightynine

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do your friends know the existence of this video?
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TheWolf said:
i would assume so. they fuck his girlfriend in at least one of them.
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Excellent response.
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YakiSOBA

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wait so.. is there only one online video that was leaked? or is there a ton of different porn vids you guys had that are out there?
 
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rakka

Member
She looks gorgeous in the OP pictures,very different from the videos imo.
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yeah this.

not to mention most of the videos and pics have crappy camerawork, shitty lighting, her official website fucking sucks balls (who the hell designed that),

but yeah OP pics are hot, i'll give you that :p
 
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Ezduo

Banned
Well this is horribly awkward. Never thought I'd run into someone who gave me ample material to masturbate over.

Should I...thank you or something? Hearty handshake? Pat on the back?
With my other hand obviously.
 
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Captain Sparrow

Banned
She's amazing, I've seen her videos before and definitely would poke her. He's pretty scrawny and funny lookin.

Seriously though, it's not that hard to make porn with girls. Maybe it's just me, but I've met lots of kinky women :)
 
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Deleted member 17693

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avaya said:
Holy shit I have bumped into this girl at Oxford Circus :lol

Can't believe this is the same person. :lol
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Did you say hello?

NYR said:
Question to the OP: Do your parents know about this? What did they say or what would they say?

Just wondering....
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Yeah, my mum kicked seven shades of shit out of me (verbally) and my dad simply did not care. I think he was proud, deep down.

gutshot said:
Nicely done OP. She's definitely hot, like the perfect mix of innocence and sexiness.

This kinda reminds me of when my buddy was dating a Penthouse Pet. It was kinda awkward going over their place and she's showing me pictures of her fingering her pussy and shit.

I mean, I still whacked off to them later, but it was weird...
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:lol

YakiSOBA said:
wait so.. is there only one online video that was leaked? or is there a ton of different porn vids you guys had that are out there?
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One or two were leaked, then we released more as time went on. I had a load which never saw the light of day, sadly.

rakka said:
yeah this.

not to mention most of the videos and pics have crappy camerawork, shitty lighting, her official website fucking sucks balls (who the hell designed that),

but yeah OP pics are hot, i'll give you that :p
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She does not have an official website, it's just someone trying to cash in on the whole thing. But yeah, my bad. Because I really gave a shit about framing and lighting back then!

bogg said:
Fucking awesome.
Maybe some day your kids will surf the net for porn and stumble upon your videos :)
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:lol
 
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Vish

Banned
This is pretty amazing, I still can't believe it.

I saw that Hannah Hotel 3 some video, it was pretty good. She made some great noises.

Sorry to hear about the aftershock though, that really sucks. Live and learn, but still.
 
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Saitou

Banned
One or two were leaked, then we released more as time went on. I had a load which never saw the light of day, sadly.
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Dude, you can make serious fucking money with this shit.
or just a couple hundred quid, maybe

Also, Hannah is so hot :( I wanted to believe she was pure ;__;


Also, was that room she used to appear in that had Klingon baldes and shit your room? Rawk on.
 
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HolyStar

Banned
Now one question remains, how are you going to get a job? Seriously, :lol that shit is floating everywhere. What if your boss stumbles across this and shows it at a meeting? He might congratulate you, or be uppity and fire you.
 
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WedgeX

Banned
I knew exactly what this was about just from the thread title. It's made me question life just a little.

Sorry to hear how it ended, but hey you're famous in one hell of a unique way for what its worth.
 
Ephemeris

Ephemeris

Member
Amir0x said:
Geeze, you're THAT guy? Really? Those videos floated on the internet for what seems like ages, she rocked your cock pretty good eh? You look toasted when she rode you.
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THIS.


Oh. Nice to meet you 'Scoundrel. Enjoyed your work.
 
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Deleted member 17693

Unconfirmed Member
bengraven said:
FOOK YOOOOO

Sorry, can't get this outta my head, 2 or three years after watching them the first time.
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If you're having a dig at the accent, I don't know where you are getting that from because neither of us are from up North!
 
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jakershaker

Member
You sir are a god among men.

We are not worthy of your great deeds.

This thread is beyond awesome and I can't believe it. BELIEVE!
 
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YakiSOBA

Member
you have won gaf... anyone else from now on who posts a "i fucked this hot chick last night" thread will be filled with replies linking to this thread.
 
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LakeEarth

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Saitou said:
Dude, you can make serious fucking money with this shit.
or just a couple hundred quid, maybe

Also, Hannah is so hot :( I wanted to believe she was pure ;__;
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She can be pure AND get double-teamed on multiple occasions.

One or two were leaked, then we released more as time went on. I had a load which never saw the light of day, sadly.
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I'm guessing they got deleted. Anything crazy, like maybe girl-girl stuff? Must... know... perverted....shit.... (collapses)
 
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NinjaFridge

Unconfirmed Member
YakiSOBA said:
you have won gaf... anyone else from now on who posts a "i fucked this hot chick last night" thread will be filled with replies linking to this thread.
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What if the hot chick is hannah?
 
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NinjaFridge

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speculawyer said:
He got her when she was younger. :lol
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what is it her and another woman of equal physical attractiveness?
 
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Xabora

Junior Member
Holy wow...

55k views since this thread was made at 10pm last night. :lol



Thats more than some topics that have existed for MONTHS!
 
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LakeEarth

Member
YakiSOBA said:
wait this thread is really long... so where is teh girl now?
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Living her life waiting to get old enough to stop being recognized, probably. Actually it was mentioned that she's moving to Australia... or Austria, one of those.

I wonder what its like for her. Its been what, 3-4 years? And I still see her videos on websites ALL THE TIME! The popularity of those movies must've been crazy unexpected.
 
LowParry

LowParry

Member
well, after downloading this Hannah Hotel...I was simply amazed. Porn needs to be more like this. Seriously. Props.
 
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Deleted member 17693

Unconfirmed Member
NinjaFridge said:
When was the last time you talked to her?
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A few weeks ago, she rang (drunk) and wished me luck 'for the future'. :lol She said we should speak atleast once a year, if it's not too much to ask.
 
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NinjaFridge

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
Just less than a month ago, she rang (drunk) and wished me luck 'for the future'. :lol She said we should speak atleast once a year, if it's not too much to ask.
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So you are on good terms?
 
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