Happy Independence Day, Americans!

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Drive drunk and supply underage girls with booze then finger bang them under the boardwalk. Isn't it obvious?

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Do resturaunts normally close early on the fourth? There are several within walking distance. I'm thinking there's gotta be at least one boneable bitch sitting at the bar.
 
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Yay, 12-pack!

Boo VA not letting you light off fireworks. That's one cool thing about Idaho, they still allow you to do that.
 
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Bronx: 2287 Loring Pl N ESU Being requested forthwith in regards to a male shot, Active crime scene. 15 People shot in NYC so far.

The best part about July 4 -- the body count.

happy fourth.
 
Grilled out, drank beer, lit fireworks, partied with bikini-clad girls, and had an overall patriotic celebration.

Got a horrible sunburn, but it was worth it!
 
Im gonna sneak outside and light off some fireworks...

Damn near had to act like a smuggler getting them here into New Jersey. Cops are on alert around this time. Take a 15min ride to Penn. and you can buy anything, get to Jersey and you have to act like your smuggling WMD's.
 
The only bad thing was the kids who were throwing fireworks at people. I got hit with one in the shoulder. Ear still kinda numb and I have a bruise/ruined tshirt.

What made the whole thing thsat much better was drunk ass dad trying to pick a fight with everyone for yelling at his kids to stop throwing fireworks.

Fortunately, the Chicago PD does not put up with drunken threats and attempting to strike fellow officers with 40 oz bottle well.
 
Haha ! This was me too! I did however go out to the market and bought some snacks and these little kids decided to throw one of those firecrackers out in the middle of the street. I saw him and I came to a complete stop. Watched that piece of shit firework ignite and looked over to him on the sidewalk. I have him that I'm-pissed-off-don't-ever-do-that-again-look. I got a response out of him "I'm sorry". And I pulled off.
 
Welp, that was a nice excuse to get drunk! Woke up with a massive hangover, although.

I guess there won't be another big holiday for us in awhile.
 
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