Werewolf Jones
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Has there been an increase of teens and young adults dressed like absolute dorks lately?
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EverydayBeast
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Supposed to give you confidence. Jay USO is a big star look at that pronounced look.
Has there been an increase of teens and young adults dressed like absolute dorks lately?
I thought the bleached hair was getting hit hard by pro athletes.
TaylorSwiftFan
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This shit is common as well, usually with large glasses:
Northeastmonk
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I saw some prom photos and they all have the same retro puffy hairdos. It’s odd. I honestly blame Stranger Things. These kids fell in love with that show.
Ozzy Onya A2Z
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Our local Australia > Victoria sport > called AFL champions the famous mullet en masse, still to this day.
Here mullets never died and bogans reign supreme. Fucking great sport though.
Here mullets never died and bogans reign supreme. Fucking great sport though.
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Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
How kids dress or style their hair doesn't bother me I just came to say I've never seen anyone with those hairstyles and I if were to I wouldn't care.The past couple of years, I've noticed an increase of people dressing up likes 80s/90s fashion but the fashion that would have got your head in the toilet if you went out in public like that.
1. The Dahmer
Since that Netflix show, the youths have decided Dahmer is a sex symbol and have decided to sport a balding comb over look with big nerd glasses and look like a psycho killer. I was on vacation and saw someone like this daily.
2. The George Michael Earring
You know the look: one ear with the cross hanging out down to the middle of their neck. It didn't last too long in the 90s because our schoolyard Nelsons would haha you to death.
3. The Mullet
I'm sorry you looked at 80s and 90s culture and thought white trash trailer park was the style you kids wanted. I'm truly sorry. But why did you see that and go "I'll make this trendy". It still looks like trailer park trash.
4. The Curly Mohawk Mullet
It's the same thing as above but this time it's a mohawk. It looks ridiculous with your curly hair flaired into a giant Rick James hawk. GTFO with this trash!
5. The Rat Tail
Growing a giant lump of hair on the back of your head and braiding it doesn't look good. It was a good way to determine if you wanted to be friends with someone as a kid in the olden days. Another white trash design that is embraced by the "cool kids" today.
Can we stop embracing these horrible fashions from earlier times?
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Not the 90s or 80s but still, this cut too.
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I'll let this do the explaining:
Virex
Banned
That looks like an Outer Worlds NPCNo way, there is no way on earth, in any point of my life, would I of thought this..
looks good
Damn kid looks like a UBIsoft female avatar.
trent_the_gent
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Discouraging bullying lead to this.
People didn't dress like complete assholes/deliberately get shit haircuts when they would get mercilessly dunked on for doing so.
People didn't dress like complete assholes/deliberately get shit haircuts when they would get mercilessly dunked on for doing so.
StueyDuck
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I'd say it's mostly been the lack of school uniforms and strict grooming rules in Murica and parts of the rest.
If I'd turned up to school looking like that I probably would of had it cut there and then still get a Saturday detention
shit I had multiple detentions because I kept taking my tie off when I wasn't supposed to You can't bully someone for their looks if they all look the same, then you pick on the fatties and guess what? They mostly lose weight and get fucking shredded in their teens because they were made fun of when they were younger.
Turns out old school style schooling was there for a reason and it worked.
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supernova8
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I remember sort of dressing like a "mosher" or a "goth" in high school with baggy jeans, painting my nails black, wearing vans shoes, and having a backpack with a gazillion badges of bands I'd never heard of to look cool. As a primary school kid I remember getting the David Beckham mohawk-ish haircut...
That's about it though. Don't recall going any further than that. Plus those "phases" lasted maybe a year or two tops.
That's about it though. Don't recall going any further than that. Plus those "phases" lasted maybe a year or two tops.
DryvBy
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I'd rather have pubes on my head than look like I'm a stick of broccoli or have a trailer park cut. That's the tldr
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Toots
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There definitely is a decline in skills and efficiency in all areas of society, fashion included.6 Bonus. The Side Order of Mac and Cheese
I'll let this do the explaining:
Fashion might be a circle but you'll be hard pressed to find turd-looking fashion icons like the kardashian family in the past...
There's a fucking plague of the mac and cheese in Paris subway for months. It is paired with ugly "sailor" tattoos (you know the simplistic ugly ones your friend who just bought a tattoo machine does on you as training), and the most fragile aura one can conjure.
There's also the goddam Tahiti Bob with a buzzcut on the sides which is all the rage with 12 to 16 year old.
I think it has something to do with the semi autistic zoomer mindframe.
They(/them) once dressed like complete bell-ends and their mother politely told them it suited them well.
They took the compliment at face value et voilà
And don't get me started on the barbaric cacophony they call music !
In my time we listened to real Cacophony dammit
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Toots
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Compared to the average zoomer every gaffer is Karl Lagerfeld.
Edit : you want proof ?
here's
West Texas CEO
chatting up
Peggies
at the last Neogaf banquet (you were not invited).
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DryvBy
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My mom says I'm a very handsome young man, thank you.
Putonahappyface
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Dr.Morris79
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Fellas. I'm afraid we're going to have to go back to the 70's
Smooth. High slacks. Pure business time...
..Personally I think we should go back to the 40's, we really let ourselves go.
Smooth. High slacks. Pure business time...
..Personally I think we should go back to the 40's, we really let ourselves go.
64bitmodels
Reverse groomer.
And zoomer gaffers?
GymWolf
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This shit is common as well, usually with large glasses:
Holy shit, and i thought it was impossible to make this chick more annoying...
SiteSeer
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also crocs everywhere.
Party McHardy
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Thread title should be “hairstyles of low socioeconomic whites”.
NecrosaroIII
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I blame this dumb ass shit on Patrick Mahomes.6 Bonus. The Side Order of Mac and Cheese
I'll let this do the explaining:
GnomeChimpsky
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You're just jealous you don't look as dapper as these fabulous gentlefolk.
Kabelly
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Peggies
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Oh yeah, I remember. What a lovely evening! This is how it ended.Compared to the average zoomer every gaffer is Karl Lagerfeld.
Edit : you want proof ?
here's
Badlucktroll
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I apologize for that,Oh yeah, I remember. What a lovely evening! This is how it ended.
Peggies
.I had one too many Jell-O shots that night..
BlackTron
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I called my friend out for STILL doing that this past summer, and he just didn't even get what I was talking about, like it's some alien notion that it's lame...I had to question the whole friendship
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Great quarterback, though.
TheUsual
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I think someone cosplaying as a Dalek showed up to the wrong place and rolled with it.
LordOfChaos
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Those broccoli heads are universally the worst people in my gym. I'm always glad when school starts so 90% of them pare out at least.
belmarduk
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Some of the worst ones, too. Why the mullet or rat tail? Those never looked good. One, which I have seen recently, is the Kid N' Play haircut.. which I hope makes a comeback.
Now, if I wasn't so Caucasian, I might consider getting one myself!
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Raonak
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"Normal" is a relative team. Normal usually means what you grew up with.
As you get older, the world changes, and it doesn't fit your definition of normal anymore.
I can guarantee you that your parents went through the same dilema, and their parents too.
Style is an especially fluid thing.
Normal turns into boring.
Abnormal turns into unique.
Unique turns into stylish.
Stylish turns into normal.
then Normal turns into boring again.
As you get older, the world changes, and it doesn't fit your definition of normal anymore.
I can guarantee you that your parents went through the same dilema, and their parents too.
Style is an especially fluid thing.
Normal turns into boring.
Abnormal turns into unique.
Unique turns into stylish.
Stylish turns into normal.
then Normal turns into boring again.
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
Bruh that's a classic New Wave hairstyle from the 80s. The white version of jheri curl.Not the 90s or 80s but still, this cut too.
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I'll let this do the explaining:
Source: I was there.
Hero of Spielberg
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I’m balding and need to wear glasses. My choices are slim
Although I’m not a young adult so hopefully I get a pass
Although I’m not a young adult so hopefully I get a pass
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NecrosaroIII
Ultimate DQ Fan
Indeed. Stupid haircut. Almost as bad as the time when Brady was going with the Bieber look
DryvBy
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I remember when kids at the playground would yank rat tails just because they were there.
Bullying elementary times. The best of times. Lol