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[Foreign Jackass]

Or : TV Screen Stars Invade Your Horror Movies!!!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/house_of_wax/large.html

God this looks awful.

 

[whytemyke]

yeah. the fact paris hilton is in it doesn't bode well for it, either.

 

[Dan]

Gotta love how it seems to have the obligatory explosive ending. Oh my god, the House of Wax is melting! I found it really funny though, as Apple's site also has the trailer for The Cave, and that seems to be yet another horror/thriller with an ending involving fire and explosives. Go figure. It seems so out of place though.

I'd definitely prefer watching the old Vincent Price classic than another one of these lame teenagers-stumble-upon-homocidal-maniac flicks.

 

[ManaByte]

+1000 for this movie if Paris Hilton dies in it.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I wish someone would have the guts to do another "intelligent" or revolutionary horror movie.

Intelligent = Don't Look Now
Revolutionary = Halloween

There are a couple of other modern exemples, for sure, but I don't think I should mention them...

 

[Particle Physicist]

I wish someone would have the guts to do another "intelligent" or revolutionary horror movie.

Intelligent = Don't Look Now

never heard of it. who directed?

 

[Celicar]

LOL

That looks horrible.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

never heard of it. who directed?

Nicholas Roeg. With D. Sutherland and J. Christie. Not really an horror movie, but it has horror elements.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Nicholas Roeg. With D. Sutherland and J. Christie. Not really an horror movie, but it has horror elements.

ah, ill try to check it out if i can find it.




just saw the house of wax trailer. :lol @ the horrible wax people that are supposedly ultra realistic.

 

[Freestyler]

I actually quite liked that trailer. Wooohoooo that Chad Michael Murray is in it, a nice bit of drool factor for the ladies/gays (you straighties get Paris and Elisha, so you can't complain).

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I actually quite liked that trailer. Wooohoooo that Chad Michael Murray is in it, a nice bit of drool factor for the ladies/gays (you straighties get Paris and Elisha, so you can't complain).

I guess the movie is made for superficial people, gay or not.

 

[Brian Fellows]

I actually quite liked that trailer. Wooohoooo that Chad Michael Murray is in it, a nice bit of drool factor for the ladies/gays (you straighties get Parisand Elisha, so you can't complain).

I sure as hell can. 1 she looks like a malnutritioned bird screaming "waaaaah I want a worm!" and 2 she prolly cant act for shit.

 

[Socreges]

Elisha Cuthbert + t-shirt + running =

Paris Hilton + anything =

 

[aoi tsuki]

Elisha Cuthbert + t-shirt + running =

Paris Hilton + anything =

Wrong.

x=the number of viewings

x((Elisha Cuthbert + t-shirt + running)+Paris Hilton getting kissed by a black guy after the racist comments + possibility of either of them getting wax dripped on them) =

*x

 

[Guzim]

:lol

Looks terrible.

 

[Crispy]

I once saw a soft-pron movie in a house of wax....it almost looked better than this :lol

 

[SKluck]

That chick on the webpage is pretty fucking freaky though.

 

[robertsan21]

ok a bit of topic but name a smart movie where i have to think alot and alot to find out who the killer is.

i checked out saw acouple of weeks ago and i was expecting a movie where they put out clues so you could guess who the killer was, at first i was like" oh its the doctor who is the killer" and then i was " hey its danny glover! " but man was i way off or what.

there where no clues at all in the film.

so i want a smart film where i have to look for clues to find out the identity of the killer/maniac.

just one more thing the film "the bone collector" i saw the trailer for it and i knew who the "bonecollector" was!
man was that trailer shitty or what, how can they make a trailer like that where you can hear the killer speak??
somthing must have been wrong in the directers head that day he decided to make that trailer. if fucked up the entire movie for me.

oh and for the record, HOUSE OF WAX SUCKS

 

[Brian Fellows]

just one more thing the film "the bone collector" i saw the trailer for it and i knew who the "bonecollector" was!

Yeah that guy's voice was just way too distinct.