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HOW CAN WOMEN BE SO CRUEL, BUT SO ATTRACTIVE?

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goodcow

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"Meeeeeeeeee?"
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Oh face it, we wouldn't like them nearly as much if they didn't treat us like shit. It's part of the appeal - we put up with the abuse for the promise of something greater. It's the time-old challenge.

Oh, and that Asian girl is bootylicious.
 

Lathentar

Looking for Pants
Attractive women for the most part know they can get away with anything and still be adored. Its a fact of life, live with it. When you're beautiful, doors open for you.
 

Boogie9IGN

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Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
 

belgurdo

Banned
Mike Works said:
This is a very good idea. Discontinue the acronym discussion and move back to cruel, attractive women.

Specifically, who is the girl in the picture? I'm trying to figure out myself but drawing blanks

edit: never mind, it's Bunko Kanazawa
 

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
you like the cut of her jib. a gib is what happens in quake when someone takes a rocket.

and what is the cut of her jib anyway? "teeheehee i'm too pubescently cute to say no?" CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT!!!
 
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