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[EviLore]

It's honestly not even that heavy.

 

[godhandiscen]

The girl is so hot it took me a bit to realize it was a comedy sketch.

 

[funkygunther]

Omg girls amoyroite

 

[nush]

Girls packing, my experience traveling by public transport:

They way over pack everything they might need, not considering that where ever we are you could just buy what you need on arrival.


Me, traveling with essentials but also having a bag full of snacks to save money instead of buying snacks on route.

As my bags empty, she starts asking me to carry some of her stuff because it's heavy and she's tired. My bags get heavier being filled with her stuff and her bag gets lighter and lighter.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Best chick pack fail I got first hand was the wife packed our car for a 5 day trip with kids and couldn't get it all in, ragequit after failing the roof rack height to reach ratio. A further 5 minutes of mulling me over that we need to lessen the load I took 95% out and repacked it with room to spare. Icing on the cake was betting her a blowjob I'd have it done inside another 10mins.

 

[Javthusiast]

Best chick pack fail I got first hand was the wife packed our car for a 5 day trip with kids and couldn't get it all in, ragequit after failing the roof rack height to reach ratio. A further 5 minutes of mulling me over that we need to lessen the load I took 95% out and repacked it with room to spare. Icing on the cake was betting her a blowjob I'd have it done inside another 10mins.

 

[SidViscous]

betting her a blowjob I'd have it done inside another 10mins.

This seems like a one-sided bet unless your wife is packing more than just luggage.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

This seems like a one-sided bet unless your wife is packing more than just luggage.

Gotta stack the odds mate. I've lost my share of silly bets the other way too.

 

[nush]

she got to peg him...

 

[INC]

Best chick pack fail I got first hand was the wife packed our car for a 5 day trip with kids and couldn't get it all in, ragequit after failing the roof rack height to reach ratio. A further 5 minutes of mulling me over that we need to lessen the load I took 95% out and repacked it with room to spare. Icing on the cake was betting her a blowjob I'd have it done inside another 10mins.

Did she pack your dick in her mouth ok

 

[Tschumi]

My Girl doesn't pack, she thoughtfully drops all her stuff, willy nilly, in her bags for me to sort out.

 

[DeepBreath87]

Yeah… don’t marry a woman like this. Many women may have this tendency, but you have to find someone you can reason with enough not to bring their entire wardrobe on a family vacation. Shit like this needs to end before you have kids. Because kids require a lot of planning which they are completely unable to do themselves. If you can’t even rationally pack for yourself, you will be fucked when you add in packing for your kids.

 

[farmerboy]

That was less a comedy sketch and more a thorough examination of the female psyche, worthy of peer review.

 

[Birdo]

How they unpack:

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

She looks like A. Ames.

 

[Spaceman292]

Gotta stack the odds mate. I've lost my share of silly bets the other way too.

You had to give her a blowjob?

 

[SirTerry-T]

My missus is the opposite. She's traveled a lot over the years.
You need balls the size of planets to even consider offering her any advice when the suitcases come out..infact I have insisted to the kids that their mum should have an exclusion zone of at least a mile square when packing commences.
She gets it done but fuuuuckking hell it's scarey while it's happening.

 

[Raven117]

I have my girlfriend completely on the backpack train (when we aren't going to fancy places). Its absolutely lovely.

 

[The Pleasure]

How they unpack:

I thought smash caves were banned cmon man.

 

[mortal]

How they unpack:

 

[CloudNull]

Its the complete opposite for us. The wife always under packs and I have to pack extra clothes. "Why are you packing so many sweatshirts? It supposed to be hot." 6 hours later while sitting around the campfire..... "I'm cold do you have an extra sweatshirt?" Happens every time.

I haul all the shit to the car and she loads it. If I have to pack anything.......

 

[quickwhips]

None of you incels even shoulder hoover a girl.

 

[nush]

None of you incels even shoulder hoover a girl.

 

[McHuj]

Haha. That’s my wife!

everytime we go on a long trip I’m freaking out and weighing suitcases and repacking. It’s so stressful haha

 

[GymWolf]

She packs a nice pair, not gonna lie.

 

[Kenpachii]

Got already annoyed of her voice 10 seconds in.

 

[RJMacready73]

My wive packs like the fucking Queen of Sheba when going away for a weekend city break, I could fit my shit in my pockets...

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Got already annoyed of her voice 10 seconds in.

Vocal fry FTW.

 

[Mihos]

My wife packs like this, then complains when the airline makes her check her bag

 

[p_xavier]

 

[-Minsc-]

Build your house in a 53' tractor trailer. Problem solved.

 

[AJUMP23]

My wife complains that she packs herself and the kids when we go places. I tell her I can pack the kids but you can’t complain about what they have on. She still complains about packing them but knows deep down she doesn’t want me to.

 

[Spukc]

 

[Lone Wolf]

Wife is a very efficient packer thank God. My sisters are like this though. Always over the weight limit at the airport.

 

[Nester99]

We rented a vacation condo for 2 weeks and bought food while we were there. Flying home my wife’s bag was stupid heavy. They wanted to charge an overweight fee. Mine was light so I said no, just take stuff out of hers and put in mine. She opened it up and I discovered she packed the leftover food. Cheap but heavy things like cans of soup. It was hilarious. We left the soup.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

The girl is so hot it took me a bit to realize it was a comedy sketch.

She is?

 

[godhandiscen]

She is?

Yeah I think she is very attractive, but tastes differ, I understand that.