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[Derrick01]

6 months? 8 months? I lost track honestly. It doesn't even bother me and I've noticed I don't crave it or anything. Not enough to care that I'm not getting any at least.

 

[Rayis]

I'm constantly having sex, I never stop.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Last week sometime, and I care so very little that I can't even be arsed remembering which night it was.

 

[shuri]

I once refreshed neogaf on my cell phone while getting head.

 

[shortyme]

October 27th

 

[Leeness]

Never had sex never will

High five!

 

[Mix]

It'll be one month tomorrow. Way too fucking long

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

10 years.

Is horrible.

 

[matt360]

Yesterday, on the sofa right after putting up our Xmas tree. Good times.

 

[Shadybiz]

Should have added it in my first reply. My roomate just turned 40 this week and his penis has never penetrated an orifice.

Poor guy.

Jesus....how many spells can he commit to memory at the same time?!?!

 

[overcast]

Had sex last week. Had trouble finishing though. Maybe my sex drive is low?

Having sex with the same chick next Saturday again. (She's hot).

 

[zerokoolpsx]

7 years. Would be lying if I didn't say I'm somewhat frustrated.

An hour ago. But my longest record was 12 years...so uh.. keep trying?

Hah.....I laugh at your 7 years. 10

You got me beat there.

 

[titiklabingapat]

20 hours...and getting ready to meet up with a hot daddy :-D~

 

[Necromanti]

It would be nice to find someone before I turn 23.

 

[~Kinggi~]

30 yrs, and let me tell you, it hasnt been fun. I pity the poor guy that decides to fuck with me one day though, all this built up tension and all. Im gonna snap and it gonna feel gooooooood

 

[Kaizer]

It would be nice to find someone before I turn 23.

Ha, I share the same goal.

 

[shadyspace]

30 yrs, and let me tell you, it hasnt been fun. I pity the poor guy that decides to fuck with me one day though, all this built up tension and all. Im gonna snap and it gonna feel gooooooood

I don't get how you could be a grown gay man and a virgin unless that was your goal.

 

[~Kinggi~]

I don't get how you could be a grown gay man and a virgin unless that was your goal.

That's right, from this moment forward i am now gay. That was easy.

 

[CornBurrito]

I don't get how you could be a grown gay man and a virgin unless that was your goal.

Well aren't you nice.

 

[Necromanti]

Ha, I share the same goal.

Be careful. It's very easy to keep slapping another year on there.

I don't get how you could be a grown gay man and a virgin unless that was your goal.

It's easier than one may think.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

I don't get how you could be a grown gay man and a virgin unless that was your goal.

It's the same principle behind poor people buying more money, brah.

 

[mernst23]

6 hours ago

 

[shadyspace]

Be careful. It's very easy to keep slapping another year on there.
It's easier than one may think.

If you're not saving it for someone important or you don't have any hang-ups and you are purely just looking for somebody to fuck? My gay friends make just that phone app alone sound failure proof.

 

[Salsa]

a month

 

[Pennies & Nickels]

I wish I could hate this thread to death.

 

[SummitAve]

About a year.

 

[FLEABttn]

A little more than 9 hours.

 

[RDreamer]

About an hour ago.

Basically had sex today from 1:30pm until about 8:30pm with only a short break for some dinner. Going on a trip this week out of town, so we had to get a lot in!

 

[120v]

normally i would never admit it, but since i'm pretty much anonymous here i will say...

it's been about 8 years, if we're strictly talking coitus

it's sort of not my fault... i work with people much older than me and even though i have friends i'm not part of any particular clique where i can meet people. but its going on a decade now so its time to pull out all the stops, like join a dating site. or find a hooker.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

About 3 minutes ago.

 

[Fisticuffs]

I had sex last weekend with my now ex-girlfriend. So, I think it will be the last time I will have sex for a while.

 

[shadyspace]

normally i would never admit it, but since i'm pretty much anonymous here i will say...

it's been about 8 years, if we're strictly talking coitus

it's sort of not my fault... i work with people much older than me, and even though i have friends i'm not part of any particular clique where i can meet people. but its going on a decade now so its time to pull out all the stops, like join a dating site. or find a hooker.

Have you tried going to a bar?

 

[breakfuss]

I'm having sex now!!!!

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Friday night. I browsed GAF afterwards. Stud.

 

[Necromanti]

If you're not saving it for someone important or you don't have any hang-ups and you are purely just looking for somebody to fuck? My gay friends make just that phone app alone failure proof.

I guess some of us consistently don't have what others are looking for at that moment, then.

 

[Taco_Human]

Half hour ago.

 

[Jive Turkey]

12 hours.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Jesus....how many spells can he commit to memory at the same time?!?!

Probably enough to be a full-fledged wizard if magic were real.

 

[shadowsdarknes]

Too long.

 

[120v]

Have you tried going to a bar?

i've thought about hitting up bars more. but almost all of my friends are married and have kids so if i hit up the bar/club scene i'd be doing it alone.. so i'm a little meh on that. i definitely need to do something, though

 

[Zaphod]

Six hours since I've been with the woman I love.

 

[jts]

We alfa dudes, not safe moist as dudes at all. Mirite guise?

 

[clav]

What is sex?

 

[jts]

What is sex?

Baby don't hurt me.

 

[linkboy]

When my wife was actually into it: 3 years ago

When she did it, but wasn't really interested (which is how it's been for the last two years): 3 months ago

 

[shadyspace]

i've thought about hitting up bars more. but almost all of my friends are married and have kids so if i hit up the bar/club scene i'd be doing it alone.. so i'm a little meh on that. i definitely need to do something, though

Going to the bar alone is great. Put out a lone wolf vibe.

 

[Magwik]

17 years. Should change within the next month or so.

Spoiler

I'm 17

 

[jts]

When my wife was actually into it: 3 years ago

When she did it, but wasn't really interested (which is how it's been for the last two years): 3 months ago

Holy crap, that's somehow even worse than not getting it because of a lack of partner. Fix that shit, mang.

 

[badblue]

14 hours ago.... And as soon as the gf gets back to bed, I'll be getting some.

 

[Lashley]

Lesson here is, don't get married.