How long has it been since you last had sex?

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Thanks to my on going divorce, I'm a born again virgina. Its been 3months. Masturbation and porn is getting old.
 
MThanded said:
MrToughPants
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There was crying and heartbreak but it had to be done. I still love/loved her as a person but I just wasn't IN love with her anymore and there was just no passion from her end.

ConradCervantes said:
This sounds a lot like my ex. Wouldn't even let me fuck her from behind. Only ever sucked my dick once, and that was because she was desperate to keep me around after I told her I wanted out. Gradually cut me off from going down on her, and eventually I said that was it. Of course there were other issues that contributed to our end, but our sexual compatibility lessened to such an extent that I had to get out.
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Ya I don't think we were sexually compatible at all. She referred to herself as a prude more than enough times. She had gained weight, which I didn't mind, and felt insecure too but I still made love to her the same and put effort into it, she just NEVER returned the favour. She always said I made her feel beautiful and was so good to her intimately, even after 5 years, but in the back of my mind things just weren't right with our intimacy and it was never going to change. When I told her I cheated she cried that she would have done anything to keep me if I had said I would leave her because of this issue... but she wouldn't have changed, she's just not sexual and wouldn't even have enjoyed doing it...

:(
 
Dilemma time.

There is this chick I know. Shes been really horny lately and been hinting at wanting to hook up. The problem is she is like 5 months pregnant with twins. Shes not with the dad (it happened from a random hookup).

Should I hook up with her? If I do should I wrap it up. Shes clean of stds
 
Counting today? All my life.
Megalosaro said:
Dilemma time.

There is this chick I know. Shes been really horny lately and been hinting at wanting to hook up. The problem is she is like 5 months pregnant with twins. Shes not with the dad (it happened from a random hookup).

Should I hook up with her? If I do should I wrap it up. Shes clean of stds
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You're going to dent the kid's heads!
 
Megalosaro said:
Dilemma time.

There is this chick I know. Shes been really horny lately and been hinting at wanting to hook up. The problem is she is like 5 months pregnant with twins. Shes not with the dad (it happened from a random hookup).

Should I hook up with her? If I do should I wrap it up. Shes clean of stds
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r u sure
 
Megalosaro said:
Dilemma time.

There is this chick I know. Shes been really horny lately and been hinting at wanting to hook up. The problem is she is like 5 months pregnant with twins. Shes not with the dad (it happened from a random hookup).

Should I hook up with her? If I do should I wrap it up. Shes clean of stds
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Make sure you find out the sex of the babies. You don't want to go bareback and suddenly give her a grandkid.
 
Three months.

I'm taking it easy after my last extremely drunken one night stand where I'm not sure that I wore protection (fucking stupid, I know). I was tested a couple weeks after and that was fine, but I'm still a little paranoid / extremely anxious, so I'm planning to get tested again in a couple of weeks... just to be sure.
 
CarpeDeezNutz said:
Gonna post whilst having sex
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Exactly 30 minutes...

And before that an hour or two ago (took a break then went at it again)

And before that, yesterday (with a different person), and before that... you get the idea, the sex has been good this year, unlike my previous few years.
 
345triangle said:
am i the only person a little alarmed by posts like this that imply being born is a sexual encounter?
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Oh good! I am not the only one!

So... you virgins who are stating your age as the amount of time it's been since you last had sex.... does that mean that you consider coming out of your mom's vagina as the last time you had sex?
 
S-Wind said:
Oh good! I am not the only one!

So... you virgins who are stating your age as the amount of time it's been since you last had sex.... does that mean that you consider coming out of your mom's vagina as the last time you had sex?
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Well technically every guy has had their penis inside their mother's vagina at some point in their lives.
 
Never had sex, but the last time I was even close to getting laid was 3 years ago when I was a dating a girl who didn't want to lose her virginity.
 
Mesousa said:
Dude I know that feel! Its like being in the twilight zone or something. Too straight edge for the girls who might be able to overlook the fact you dont believe in god, and too wild(for just being an atheist) for the girls who everything else might line up with. Its even worse if you are a minority too.

This terrible TVOne show scene showed it perfectly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPlfVJUT9W4

You are fucked from step 1.
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Jesus. What in the flying fuck did I just watch... I couldn't help but get angry watching that. What a bunch of garbage. I can confirm that a lot of Black families are like this too, it's not entirely hyperbole. Hell, my family probably wouldn't have even been that civil about it.

It's because of shit like this that I will probably never tell my family (Black Baptists like in the clip...) that I'm agnostic. I'd rather lie and tell them I'm gay. For real.
 
Should have added it in my first reply. My roomate just turned 40 this week and his penis has never penetrated an orifice.

Poor guy.
 
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