How to surprise your significant other?
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If you've been together long enough, your SO has surely left something at your place that you haven't thrown out for reasons. You'll be wanting to play this up: "probably doesn't mean anything to you, but etc."
So you hide the thing off in a romantic spot, then take them there. Only the forgotten thing is now filled with salt, and you fling it into their eyes like Mr. Fuji.
So you hide the thing off in a romantic spot, then take them there. Only the forgotten thing is now filled with salt, and you fling it into their eyes like Mr. Fuji.
You have no idea how irritating it is if you sign every single one of your posts.
Yours,
stop it.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
U can do this but it doesn't have to be dinner. I made like a scavenger hunt n had her going all over town for clues. Like a specific place in a supermarket to under a specific
Tree in a park. I won't say what I did cah I don't want foolz cattin me.
End result? Got good good .wake up neck for a whooooole while.
U can do this but it doesn't have to be dinner. I made like a scavenger hunt n had her going all over town for clues. Like a specific place in a supermarket to under a specific
Tree in a park. I won't say what I did cah I don't want foolz cattin me.
End result? Got good good .wake up neck for a whooooole while.
I have no idea what you're ever talking about.
NeoGeoOwner
Banned
U can do this but it doesn't have to be dinner. I made like a scavenger hunt n had her going all over town for clues. Like a specific place in a supermarket to under a specific
Tree in a park. I won't say what I did cah I don't want foolz cattin me.
End result? Got good good .wake up neck for a whooooole while.
Damn. That's good too. Well done, Sir! This is one is one of my favourites so far.
Yours,
Franck
NathanMcMahon
Banned
Break up with her.
She probably hates that stupid signature thing you do so surprise her by taking the initiative. She'll love it.
Sorta off-topic. Anyone remember that douche who was a junior who attached a pic as his signature every time he posted? That shit was hilarious. Frank reminds me of that.
She probably hates that stupid signature thing you do so surprise her by taking the initiative. She'll love it.
Sorta off-topic. Anyone remember that douche who was a junior who attached a pic as his signature every time he posted? That shit was hilarious. Frank reminds me of that.
POWERSPHERE
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C'mon.
Kellyn Guissa
Neo Member
oh god no please, it's annoying
thread: Recently, i gave her a jewel, she loved it!!!
U can do this but it doesn't have to be dinner. I made like a scavenger hunt n had her going all over town for clues. Like a specific place in a supermarket to under a specific
Tree in a park. I won't say what I did cah I don't want foolz cattin me.
End result? Got good good .wake up neck for a whooooole while.
This is a great idea! The guy even picked out a nice dress and jewellery! Lol
Manmademan
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send flowers to her workplace with a note, like "see you soon".
surprise her the same day, take her out for lunch. Women love it when co-workers get jealous.
surprise her the same day, take her out for lunch. Women love it when co-workers get jealous.
NathanMcMahon
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Also, decided to Google "Franck Ribery" and this popped up.
Do you think Franck signs his text messages the same way?
NathanMcMahon
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Probably. I expect that he also says it during conversations.
legacyzero
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johnny_park
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Why did you start doing this? You didn't do this in other threads you started.
Featheredkitten
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If you live in a big city there's all kinds of things you can do, take her to a show (if you can't afford like, off broadway, there's often smaller theaters doing shows for cheap). You local conservatory may be having an event that she would be interested in.....see if there are festivals going on. Think out of the box!
Smells like tag fishing.
NeoGeoOwner
Banned
Thank you for all the comments so far. I will continue to follow this thread.
Yours,
Franck
Yours,
Franck
Rykestrasse 68
Neo Member
Take her somewhere beautiful and tell her something romantic that also happens to be true.
Hot air balloon ride at sunset is nice because it's an experience you can share- and the landings are unexpectedly thrilling. What does she like and what is your budget?
You could take her to a fancy cabin, and hike together and bird watch and cook her a fancy dinner then go down on her until your jaw locks up.
You could go to her place and plant her an awesome garden that is symbolic of how your affections are always growing. Read her some browning and hire a mariachi band to play some romantic music.
Take her to Disneyland.
Make arrangements with her boss/friends/family to make sure whatever plans stay a surprise and to ensure she is free to go with you.
Hot air balloon ride at sunset is nice because it's an experience you can share- and the landings are unexpectedly thrilling. What does she like and what is your budget?
You could take her to a fancy cabin, and hike together and bird watch and cook her a fancy dinner then go down on her until your jaw locks up.
You could go to her place and plant her an awesome garden that is symbolic of how your affections are always growing. Read her some browning and hire a mariachi band to play some romantic music.
Take her to Disneyland.
Make arrangements with her boss/friends/family to make sure whatever plans stay a surprise and to ensure she is free to go with you.
PeakPointMatrix
Member
Why are you doing this.
vitaminwateryum
corporate swill
He wants attention. Look at his post history, he's looking for some sort of affectation on a forum so he can be popular, like a college freshman.
MidgarBlowedUp
Member
Tell her you signed her up at gym so she can finally lose that weight.
wake. up. neck.
PeakPointMatrix
Member
That's the thing, he didn't start doing this until he made this thread. This shit is as annoying as signatures.
That seems creepy as fuck to me.
U can do this but it doesn't have to be dinner. I made like a scavenger hunt n had her going all over town for clues. Like a specific place in a supermarket to under a specific
Tree in a park. I won't say what I did cah I don't want foolz cattin me.
End result? Got good good .wake up neck for a whooooole while.
Or you can get the opposite reaction: Fuck you! Don't tell me what to wear, I'm not 5.
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Yours forever,
the hate of radio
xoxox
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
She came.
Did any of them work?
PaperFlame
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Take her to a picnic at a lake at night time or any place that would be great for a picnic.
33-Hit-Combo
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How has nobody said anal yet?
Featheredkitten
Banned
All these are really really good ideas, except for the disneyland one, might be iffy, depending on the woman.
white dynamite
Member
Just before they go in the shower, put a towel in the dryer. Then when they get out, you can surprise them with a warm towel. Nothing says 'I love you' like a warm towel.
Source: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Source: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Stop fucking doing this signature shit. Pretty sure you can get banned for it too.
Yours,
Kyle Signaturesareoffforagoddamnedreason Jr.
Yours,
Kyle Signaturesareoffforagoddamnedreason Jr.
badblue
Gold Member
I took over six months to surprise my girl. Lots of careful planning and denial on my part so she would never ever expect what I had planned. She almost broke up with me over it, but I was able to keep going.
In fact the day of, I forced an argument on the subject until I got the desired response of, "we'll you don't even want to"
Then surprise anal..... Err.... Marriage proposal.
In fact the day of, I forced an argument on the subject until I got the desired response of, "we'll you don't even want to"
Then surprise anal..... Err.... Marriage proposal.
Alphabet Dating - take it in turns theming a date around a letter of the alphabet. The date has to be something unique.
My SO and I are up to 'M'. So far we've done things like Hot Tub Cinema, Kite Surfing, Eiffel Tower, Jigsaw puzzles. Basically it opens up a whole raft of opportunities to surprise each other and keep dating interesting.
My SO and I are up to 'M'. So far we've done things like Hot Tub Cinema, Kite Surfing, Eiffel Tower, Jigsaw puzzles. Basically it opens up a whole raft of opportunities to surprise each other and keep dating interesting.
FHUTA, post #17.
That's actually really sweet.
For your health,
radio <3
VGChampion
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A massage. Relaxing music, oils, and a hot bath ready for her afterwards.
Yours,
Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunael
Yours,
Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunael
Nathan Muir
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Proposals are always surprising. Just be sure to make yours special. For instance, hold a ring in one hand and a prenup in the other.
She'll be all over you.
She'll be all over you.
KittyKittyBangBang
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