I finally cracked and got onto live chat. It went a little something like this...
Me:
Hi, I'd like to check on the staus of my Vive order, please.
Htc:
You can check it at htcvive.com
Me:
All that gives me is an order summary. There is no status information. How can I tell if you are trying to collect payment?
Htc:
Ask your bank.
Me:
Great, thanks.
They hired Hideki Kamiya?